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  1. Sometimes peace is just choosing not to micromanage the universe. Not everything’s on you. Shōgun reminds us: let God handle God’s business, and let karma do her thing.

    #Shogun #BookQuotes #WisdomReads #MemorableQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay

    wornoutspines.com/2025/08/12/n

  2. We don’t get a say in how we enter this world, but what we do with what we’re given? That’s where the real story begins. #TheSandman #MemorableQuotes #Quoteoftheday #Quotes

    wornoutspines.com/2025/06/24/b

  3. This quote from The Passage TV series still hits that raw nerve that reminds us: facing the past is the only way forward. Redemption doesn’t come clean. It starts where the damage is already done.

    #ThePassage #TVQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay #MemorableQuotes #RedemptionArc

    wornoutspines.com/2025/05/20/f

  4. This quote from The Passage TV series still hits that raw nerve that reminds us: facing the past is the only way forward. Redemption doesn’t come clean. It starts where the damage is already done.

    #ThePassage #TVQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay #MemorableQuotes #RedemptionArc

    wornoutspines.com/2025/05/20/f

  5. #NowWatching #TheChosen S4E1 - Promises

    Uhh, ok guys. Lemme level with you.

    I've been dragging my heels on this, big time. Season 4 is a bit of a gut punch in general, and there's one thing in it that I find absolutely objectionable (relatively early on in the season, you'll know it when you read it, for sure).

    But... I do love this show, and I want to watch Season 4 again before I watch Season 5 in theatres in a couple months, so here we go!

    #MemorableQuotes

    GUARD: I can't be certain, but usually this sort of thing means the inmate is about to be freed...
    or executed.
    JOANNA: By whose orders?
    By whose orders?
    GUARD: Herodias.
    JOANNA: John!
    John, something's happening!
    John, there's a plot. They're going to kill you.
    JOHN THE BAPTIST:
    The blind see, the lame walk.
    Lepers are cleansed.
    The poor have good news preached to them.
    JOANNA: No. No!
    JOHN:
    The hearts of the fathers are turned to the children,
    and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.
    The way of the Lord is prepared.

  6. #NowWatching #TheChosen S3E8 - Sustenance

    It's been nearly two months since I watched the previous episode. I think I've been dragging my heels, because Season 4 gets really serious, and to be honest, a lot less enjoyable.

    But enough of that, it's time to enjoy "Sustenance!"

    #MemorableQuotes:

    JUDAS: Rabbi, increase our faith!
    JESUS Judas...
    if you had faith the size of a grain of mustard seed,
    you could say to a mulberry tree,
    "Be uprooted and planted in the sea,"
    and it would obey you.
    ...
    Truly,
    if you have faith
    like a grain of mustard seed,
    you could say to a mountain,
    "Move from here to there,"
    and it will move.
    And nothing will be impossible to you.
    NATHANAEL: How? How do we get there?
    PHILLIP: Like Judas said, You increase our faith!
    JESUS: It's not about size, Philip.
    It's about who your faith is in.
    If your faith is secure in God,
    trusting His promises,
    choosing His will for your life, instead of your own...
    this-sized [mustard seed] faith is enough.

    ...

    EREMIS: You would call us absurd, Jew?
    Your laws about food and purity are laughable!
    JAMES and JOHN: [STANDING UP ANGRILY] What?!
    JESUS: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
    Sit down, brothers.
    The last thing these people need is thunder.

    ...

    JESUS -
    What is stirring in your hearts,
    in the middle of such division and unrest,
    is Father God being revealed to you!

    Come to Me,
    all who labor and are heavy laden,
    and I will give you rest.
    Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me,
    for I am gentle and lowly in heart,
    and you will find rest for your souls.
    For My yoke is easy,
    and My burden is light!

    Source for quotes:
    opensubtitles.com/en/tvshows/2

    Method for viewing .srt files as usable text:

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  7. #NowWatching #TheChosen S3E7 - Ears to Hear

    It's been over a month since I watched the last episode. I guess I wanted to slow down before the finale, because I loved seasons 1-3 and felt ambivalent towards season 4.

    #MemorableQuotes:

    JOHN: You're not exempt, Simon.
    Remember He said that in this world
    bones will still break,
    hearts will still break,
    but He's making a way for people
    to access a better kingdom!
    SIMON: He heals total strangers,
    while I gave up everything for Him.
    JOHN: That doesn't mean your life will now be perfect.
    In fact, He said the complete opposite.
    SIMON: I don't want to talk about this any more.
    Life was a whole lot easier when we fished.
    JOHN: She still could've lost a baby while you were a fisherman, Simon.
    We just wouldn't have anybody to turn to.

    That is some amazing dialogue, and right on time for me, who is seriously reeling from the election results.

    Source for quotes:
    opensubtitles.com/en/tvshows/2

    Method for viewing .srt files as usable text:

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    P.S., forgot to mention, this is the first episode of The Chosen I've watched since I got my cat nearly a month ago.

    It's so nice to sit and watch the show with a floofy baby on my lap again. 🥹

  8. #NowWatching #TheChosen #S2E8 - "Beyond Mountains"

    This is also a favorite, because I love how Jesus relies on Matthew to help Him organize the Sermon on the Mount.

    IIRC, Season 2 took the longest to make, because it was put on hiatus by COVID.

     

    #MemorableQuotes:

    THOMAS: Is Ramah coming out?

    TAMAR: Uh, no, I don't think so.
    She's pretty intent on studying.

    - Oh.

    - And Mary is writing leaflet notices and invitations...
    and... sometimes crying.

    - She went through something bad.
    I think she just needs time.

    - Hmm.
    And what about them?

    [disciples arguing]

    THOMAS: In the most generous explanation,
    I'd call that love.

    TAMAR: [chuckling] That does not look like love to me.

    - They all love our Rabbi and want to follow Him the right way.
    They just can't agree on what that right way is.

    ----

    JESUS: Give me your honest opinion.
    I know I don't have to say that but--

    MATTHEW: The whole truth?

    - You know I won't be offended.

    - It's... all... very striking.
    But if I do the math, in terms of good news and bad,
    it seems like there's not a lot of... good news.

    "Anyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery..."
    Doesn't that make everyone an adulterer?

    "If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out..."
    Wouldn't that lead to an entire population of people walking around with only one eye?

    Oh, and this one--
    "If anyone were to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well"?

    - Mm.

    - "Trees that bear bad fruit "being cut down and thrown into the fire...
    the gate is narrow and hard that leads to life...
    Depart from Me, I never knew you."
    Do you realize how heavily-laden your sermon is with these kinds of ominous pronouncements?
    I haven't even named half of them.

    JESUS: It's a manifesto, Matthew.
    I'm not here to be sentimental and soothing.
    I'm here to start a revolution.

    - Well... "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you..."
    That isn't exactly--

    - I said revolution... not revolt.
    I'm talking about a radical shift.
    Did you think I was just going to come here and say,
    "Hey, everyone, just keep doing what you've been doing for the last 1,000 years, since it's been going so great"?

    ----

    JESUS: Matthew... Matthew.

    - Rabbi.

    - I've got it.

    - The opening?

    - Yes.

    - What is it?

    - A map.

    - A what?

    - Directions.
    Where people should look to find me.

    - Okay, give me a moment.
    I'm ready.
    Rabbi?

    - Blessed are the poor in spirit,
    for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

    Blessed are those who mourn,
    for they shall be comforted.

    Blessed are the meek...
    ...for they shall inherit the earth.

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
    for they shall be satisfied.

    Blessed are the merciful...
    ...for they shall receive mercy.

    Blessed are the pure in heart...
    ...for they shall see God.

    Blessed are the peacemakers,
    for they shall be called sons of God.

    Blessed are those who are persecuted
    for righteousness' sake...
    ...for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

    Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you
    and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on My account.
    Rejoice and be glad, for your reward will be great in heaven.

    MATTHEW: Yes, but how is it a map?

    JESUS: If someone wants to find Me, those are the groups they should look for.

    - And then?

    - "You are the salt of the earth."

    MATTHEW: [chuckles]

  9. #NowWatching #TheChosen S2E4, "The Perfect Opportunity"

    The two episodes that introduce Simon "Zelotes" are really packed with a lot of story, great dialogue, and exposition.

    This episode also introduces one of my favorite characters in the series, "Atticus Aemilius Pulcher."
    I guess you could classify him as a villain, but a fairly complex one.

     

    #MemorableQuotes:

    RABBI YANNI: It doesn't matter.
    Any kind of crate or-or pallet.
    A stone would work.

    [items crash]

    RABBI SHMUEL: A stone, Yanni?
    This is a public teaching?!

    - I picked this market specifically because it serves so many poor.
    They're hungry for the words of a teacher...
    and they're probably afraid of you.

    - Afraid? Of what?

    - It's the Holy City.
    You're a Pharisee.
    Just relax.
    Let us pray.

    "Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the Universe,
    Who bestows good things upon the unworthy--"

    - The Birkat Hagomel?
    But that's the blessing for life-threatening situations.

    YANNI: [shrugs and shakes his head] You'll be fine!

    ----

    THOMAS: This guy [Matthew] is So irritating to me.

    NATHANIEL: Makes sense.
    You're kind of the same person.
    All numbers and logic.
    Except he can't tell jokes.

    ...

    NATHANIEL: You see what I mean, though...
    about Matthew and you?

    THOMAS: Please don't speak.

    ----

    BIG JAMES: Rabbi, I have a question.

    JESUS: Yes.

    - In the prophet Zechariah it is written,
    "Then everyone who has survived, of all the nations that have attacked Jerusalem shall go up year after year to worship the King, the Lord of hosts, and to celebrate the Feast of Tabernacles."

    ...

    - What exactly is your question, Big James?

    - One day our enemies will celebrate this Feast?
    With us?
    Babylonians?
    Assyrians?
    The Romans?!
    Jews and Gentile, at this table?
    What would have to happen for that to be possible?

    - Something will have to change.

    JOHN: But the booths won't mean anything to them.

    BIG JAMES: We're the ones who dwelt in temporary shelters while we wandered the wilderness, not them.

    JESUS: Everyone has wandered through the wilderness at some point.

    ----

    ATTICUS: Do you know who the Zealots are?

    PETRONIUS: They're extremists. They reject rabbi--

    - They're martyrs with a persecution complex.

    Arrest him,
    we'll only be adding fuel.
    Torture him,
    he gets a seat closer to his God.

    No, I wanna kill him, Petronius... in the act.

    And then I want to watch his rat pals scurry their way back to their nest with a story they can't glorify, can't teach to the next class of marks.

    And do you know why?

    - Why?

    - Because we were just better than they were. That's why.

    Rome won.

    ----

    SIMON Z.: I can't believe it. You are worse than you used to be.

    JESSE: My legs are the same as when you left.

    - I'm not talking about your legs, I'm talking about you.
    This godforsaken place has turned my strong brother into someone hopeless.

    - And what should I hope in... after all these years?
    You and your murderous kind?

    - Jesse...
    it's killed me to watch you suffer in your life, and I am sorry, I truly am.
    But that's not the only kind of pain,
    and you're not the only one who feels it.

    But you know what?
    I am at least doing something about mine,
    and I'm not just sitting in a bed waiting to die.

    ...

    SIMON Z.: I just wanted to say goodbye.
    Because I didn't do it right the first time.

    I do love you.
    And I love God.
    Good bye, Jesse.

    JESSE: [Reading Simon's scroll] "By the time you read this,
    "I will be halfway to the mountains,
    "to join the Zealots of the Fourth Philosophy,
    "in the spirit of our great King David who sang:
    "Zeal for your house has consumed me."

    SIMON Z.: My note.
    I was a better writer then.

    JESSE: "And from Zephaniah,
    "'Behold, at that time,
    "'l will deal with all your oppressors.
    "I will save the lame and gather the outcast,
    "and I will change their shame into praise and renown in all the earth.'
    [crying]
    "Jesse...
    "when you stand on two feet,
    "I will know the Messiah has come.

    ----

    JESUS: I'm asking about you.

    JESSE: [sobbing] I've tried.

    - For a long time, I know.
    And you don't want false hope again,
    I understand.

    But this pool... it has nothing for you,
    it means nothing, and you know it.
    But you're still here.
    Why?

    - [softly] I don't know.

    JESUS: You don't need this pool.
    You only need Me.

    So...

    do you want to be healed?

  10. #NowWatching (or about to) #TheChosen S2E3, "Matthew 4:24."

    This... is one of my least favorite episodes. It is a very GOOD episode. In some ways, it's also a favorite episode. It's just... there are so many good things in it, and some really painful things in it. I'm just not a huge fan of conflict and people treating each other badly. BUT there are a lot of enjoyable aspects of it, so here we go...

    #Matthew424

     

    #MemorableQuotes

    Matthew: But where would be a good place to start?

    Phillip: For you?

    - Yes, for me.
    The Law of Moses?
    The prophecies of Isaiah?
    The wisdom of Solomon?

    - Mm.
    For you, I think, the Psalms of David. A good start.

    - I'm ready.

    - For example,
    "To the choirmaster,
    a psalm of David.
    "If I ascend to heaven,
    you are there.
    If I make my bed in the depths,
    you are there."

    - And...?

    - Just that.

    - But I'm not planning on ascending to heaven or making my bed deep in the depths.

    - You asked for a passage.

    - Yes, but one that could help me understand how you and everyone else knows more.

    - That's what I know, and what you must come to believe if you want to make any meaningful study of Torah.

    ...

    (Ok, forget what I said. I **love* this episode 😅)*

    ----

    Big James: I mean, it's great what He's doing, obviously, but I wish it would have happened tomorrow.

    Thomas: What is happening? What are we part of?

    - Is it wrong to say I have no idea?

    - No, it makes me feel better.

    Ramah: I think that I haven't had time to think about it.
    All this time my parents, I just know, hate it.
    Other than that, I figured Thomas and I would get our answers from the rest of you.

    ----

    Andrew: Sometimes, I feel like...
    like I'm living someone else's life.
    Like... when I look at myself from the outside...
    it doesn't always feel like me.
    It feels like someone who's... trying to live up to the heroes of our history,

    like, I have to do something great, but I know I'm not great.
    Know it even more now, being with Him.

  11. About to start watching #TheChosen S2E2, "I Saw You."

    This is one of my favorite episodes. It introduces both Phillip and Nathaniel, and the "under the fig tree" dialogue is one of my favorites in the gospels.

    This episode is especially meaningful to me, because I started watching it the night before my cat passed away. I ended up watching #RedDwarf instead, which is kind of hilarious (I mean the irony is, the show itself is very funny, too), because I had a family member with me and they weren't getting the "historical period drama" 😂

    This will be my sixth official watch-through of Season 2, but it is no less than my seventh of this episode, possibly even eighth. That's just how much I like it, and how much various parts of it have resonated with me over the past approximately 1.333 years.

    #NowWatching #ISawYou #UnderTheFigTree

    ...

    I love how #BiblicalLiteracy is a big theme in this episode and the next, but it's handled in such a unique way, as it's just woven into the culture. The Bible isn't quite so much something to be analysed in a studious way, but an integral part of the language and culture, and for the acolyte, a subject of careful thought and meditation, rather than of frantic material-absorption.

     

     

     

    #MemorableQuotes

    Tavern barkeep: Did someone die?
    [Pours drink]

    Nathaniel: Yes.

    - I'm sorry for your loss.
    Was it sudden?

    - I think...
    it was a long time coming for him,
    but it felt sudden.

    - Hmm... tell me about him.

    Nathaniel: He was an architect.
    It was what he wanted to be his whole life.

    - Sad.

    Nathaniel: He came from nothing. Worked his way up.
    Loved God.
    He wanted to build synagogues, eventually.
    [Looks around]
    I know that's not very popular around here.

    [both chuckle]

    One with colonnades that sing.
    Parapets that practically pray.
    Vaunted halls that draw the soul upward to God.
    That's what God made him for...
    or so he thought.

    - He sounds like an ambitious guy.
    What did he die of?

    Nathaniel: Hubris.
    It's me, by the way.
    I'm the dead man in the story.

    - Yeah, I got that.

    ...

    Nathaniel's story arc in this one episode is one of my favorites in the entire series. The episode is so packed, and the actor really sells it.
    Nathaniel has completely come to the end of himself, is completely shattered of everything the thought his life would be, and is ready for Christ to use him.

    ----

    Matthew: I just--

    [sighs]

    In your obtuse language...

    [Crudely draws a circle on the ground with his axe]
    here's a circle--
    It represents everything in the world
    and all the people that have ever been.

    [Draws a point outside the circle with his axe]
    And that's me.
    That's how I feel.

    Phillip: Well said, good for you.
    And, yes,
    I've been living literally outside this circle with John the outcast for a couple years;
    So... I can relate.
    You're fine, Matthew.
    Stick around, you're gonna be all right.

    ...

    The Matthew - Phillip "Bromance" is one of my favorite features of season 2, particularly episodes 2 and 3.
    I'm very sad that it and the #Torah study story arcs were mostly dropped in the 3rd and 4th seasons.

    ----

    (Nathaniel's "Do You see me?" monologue under the fig tree cannot be quoted. It must be watched and digested whole. There is no other way.)

    ----

    Matthew: My house was bought with blood money.
    My parents and I haven't spoken much in years.
    And numbers didn't make the world clear anymore.

    Phillip: You gave everything away to keep it.

    - But it's uncomfortable when nobody likes me.

    - If this Rabbi, Jesus of Nazareth, called you,
    it means you already have everything you need for right now,
    and He'll give you the rest in time.

    - I just don't know what He sees in me.
    He's a religious teacher,
    and I know very little about religion.

    - From what I understand, Jesus doesn't love everything about religion.
    Matthew, what you think you know, it doesn't matter.
    Only that Jesus chose you.

    ----

    Nathaniel: You sure know how to pick ‘em.

    Phillip: He's not just anyone.

    - You said that about the baptizer.

    - And I was right.
    But this is... more.

    - Hmm.

    - This is Who the baptizer has been preparing us for.

    - Mm.

    Phillip: Nathanael... He's The One.

    Nathaniel: [Shakes head] The One?

    Phillip: The One who Moses foretold, and the prophets said would come.

    Nathaniel: THE... One?

    Phillip: The One.
    Jesus of Nazareth, son of Joseph.

    Nathaniel: Nazareth?!
    [laughing]
    Can anything good come out of Nazareth?

    Phillip: Come and see.
    (...)
    - Your whole life you've wanted to serve God,
    to meet the Son of God, the King of Israel.
    (...)
    - He's like no Rabbi who ever has been or will be.

    Nathaniel: I've never seen you talk like this.
    I'm still hung up on the Nazareth of it all.
    [chuckles]

    Phillip: Come and see.

    ...

    Ok, the dialogue between Phillip and Nathaniel here is also freaking orbital.
    Yoshi Barrigas absolutely knocked that role out of Earth's sphere of influence, and I may never get over the show replacing him with an otherwise excellent actor.

    ...

    End. Oh my God, I love this episode so much. It's so full of awesome, I could just go spastic trying to describe it all.

    WATCH THIS, YOU HOSERS! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!

  12. About to start watching #TheChosen S2E2, "I Saw You."

    This is one of my favorite episodes. It introduces both Phillip and Nathaniel, and the "under the fig tree" dialogue is one of my favorites in the gospels.

    This episode is especially meaningful to me, because I started watching it the night before my cat passed away. I ended up watching #RedDwarf instead, which is kind of hilarious (I mean the irony is, the show itself is very funny, too), because I had a family member with me and they weren't getting the "historical period drama" 😂

    This will be my sixth official watch-through of Season 2, but it is no less than my seventh of this episode, possibly even eighth. That's just how much I like it, and how much various parts of it have resonated with me over the past approximately 1.333 years.

    #NowWatching #ISawYou #UnderTheFigTree

    ...

    I love how #BiblicalLiteracy is a big theme in this episode and the next, but it's handled in such a unique way, as it's just woven into the culture. The Bible isn't quite so much something to be analysed in a studious way, but an integral part of the language and culture, and for the acolyte, a subject of careful thought and meditation, rather than of frantic material-absorption.

     

     

     

    #MemorableQuotes

    Tavern barkeep: Did someone die?
    [Pours drink]

    Nathaniel: Yes.

    - I'm sorry for your loss.
    Was it sudden?

    - I think...
    it was a long time coming for him,
    but it felt sudden.

    - Hmm... tell me about him.

    Nathaniel: He was an architect.
    It was what he wanted to be his whole life.

    - Sad.

    Nathaniel: He came from nothing. Worked his way up.
    Loved God.
    He wanted to build synagogues, eventually.
    [Looks around]
    I know that's not very popular around here.

    [both chuckle]

    One with colonnades that sing.
    Parapets that practically pray.
    Vaunted halls that draw the soul upward to God.
    That's what God made him for...
    or so he thought.

    - He sounds like an ambitious guy.
    What did he die of?

    Nathaniel: Hubris.
    It's me, by the way.
    I'm the dead man in the story.

    - Yeah, I got that.

    ...

    Nathaniel's story arc in this one episode is one of my favorites in the entire series. The episode is so packed, and the actor really sells it.
    Nathaniel has completely come to the end of himself, is completely shattered of everything the thought his life would be, and is ready for Christ to use him.

    ----

    Matthew: I just--

    [sighs]

    In your obtuse language...

    [Crudely draws a circle on the ground with his axe]
    here's a circle--
    It represents everything in the world
    and all the people that have ever been.

    [Draws a point outside the circle with his axe]
    And that's me.
    That's how I feel.

    Phillip: Well said, good for you.
    And, yes,
    I've been living literally outside this circle with John the outcast for a couple years;
    So... I can relate.
    You're fine, Matthew.
    Stick around, you're gonna be all right.

    ...

    The Matthew - Phillip "Bromance" is one of my favorite features of season 2, particularly episodes 2 and 3.
    I'm very sad that it and the #Torah study story arcs were mostly dropped in the 3rd and 4th seasons.

    ----

    (Nathaniel's "Do You see me?" monologue under the fig tree cannot be quoted. It must be watched and digested whole. There is no other way.)

    ----

    Matthew: My house was bought with blood money.
    My parents and I haven't spoken much in years.
    And numbers didn't make the world clear anymore.

    Phillip: You gave everything away to keep it.

    - But it's uncomfortable when nobody likes me.

    - If this Rabbi, Jesus of Nazareth, called you,
    it means you already have everything you need for right now,
    and He'll give you the rest in time.

    - I just don't know what He sees in me.
    He's a religious teacher,
    and I know very little about religion.

    - From what I understand, Jesus doesn't love everything about religion.
    Matthew, what you think you know, it doesn't matter.
    Only that Jesus chose you.

    ----

    Nathaniel: You sure know how to pick ‘em.

    Phillip: He's not just anyone.

    - You said that about the baptizer.

    - And I was right.
    But this is... more.

    - Hmm.

    - This is Who the baptizer has been preparing us for.

    - Mm.

    Phillip: Nathanael... He's The One.

    Nathaniel: [Shakes head] The One?

    Phillip: The One who Moses foretold, and the prophets said would come.

    Nathaniel: THE... One?

    Phillip: The One.
    Jesus of Nazareth, son of Joseph.

    Nathaniel: Nazareth?!
    [laughing]
    Can anything good come out of Nazareth?

    Phillip: Come and see.
    (...)
    - Your whole life you've wanted to serve God,
    to meet the Son of God, the King of Israel.
    (...)
    - He's like no Rabbi who ever has been or will be.

    Nathaniel: I've never seen you talk like this.
    I'm still hung up on the Nazareth of it all.
    [chuckles]

    Phillip: Come and see.

    ...

    Ok, the dialogue between Phillip and Nathaniel here is also freaking orbital.
    Yoshi Barrigas absolutely knocked that role out of Earth's sphere of influence, and I may never get over the show replacing him with an otherwise excellent actor.

    ...

    End. Oh my God, I love this episode so much. It's so full of awesome, I could just go spastic trying to describe it all.

    WATCH THIS, YOU HOSERS! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!