#lineoftheshow — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #lineoftheshow, aggregated by home.social.
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Hahahahah a classic #LineOfTheShow at #work:
"I'd rather smash my hand than use #powershell.”
Hahahahahah #FuckMicrosoftRightUpSatansAnus #HotWetSeal #SloppyPloppy
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Today’s #LineOfTheShow has appeared... #uspol #DarkFuture
“But all of this will teach the children of today all about socialism, won't it? Floating around in a nasty nightmare of end-stage capitalism will show them that capitalism just isn't working for them. The olds will gin up red-menace fear over socialism, but it will hit deaf ears, when you can't find any food and you don't have a job, and the only thing keeping you in your home is someone on watch with a butchers knife handy.”
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Hahahahaah. #LineOfTheShow
“Or, at midnight tonight Trump is brought up on charges relating to the 14th Amendment, leaving the White House vacant, the law is in effect, and all the companies who undid the ban have fines to pay.”
Hahahahahaha. #tiktok #Oops #MaybeTooSoon
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The #LineOfTheShow with the help of a lovely #cannabis #edible I enjoyed about an hour and a half ago…
“I’ve got dishes to do, cats to feed and I have to perpetrate a culinary atrocity.”
Obv, 🤪🍃✨🎉
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CW: Michigan Humor
“…The next plat over is an empty vortex leading to a howling void. The city limits of Lansing. A haunted and cursed place. Originally a swamp, but turned into a state capitol in the 1800’s. You can still hear the damned wandering the steeets. Complaining about BIGGBY and parking and just how much they despise Ohio… until they discorporate into fog and bloody crows.”
#LineOfTheShow #Michigan #Lansing #Funny #BadWriting -
Here's the other #LineOfTheShow today. #infotech #today #funny #LLM #GoogleBard
"Like asking Ultron a litany of trivia questions... LOL. The hubris is thick and rich in our current society. Yes, lets blindly see where this giant roaring kettle of unintended consequences will take us! Wheee!"
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"Due to increased volume, call wait times may be longer than usual, also, we're incredible fascists and we don't really care about wages or hiring people, please try our dystopian chatbot that may or may not convince you to end it all. Have a nice day!"