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  1. Robert DeNiro as Jesus: Jesus walks into a restaurant and says, “Table for 26 please.” The server says, “Uh, I only count 13.” Jesus says, “Yeah I know but we’re all gonna sit on the same side.” Then at dinner Jesus starts waving around a chunk
    of bread and saying, “You wanna piece of me?” from jamesfell.substack.com/p/the-l ... #jamesfell on #mastodon?

  2. Thanks to #JamesFell for this hysterical tidbit.

    #AprilFools
    #Histodon
    #AMCGremlin

    “Hey, honey, I just bought you a brand-new car. Check it out!” “Haha. Very funny.” “No, really. This car is all yours.” “Yeah, right. I checked the calendar. It’s April Fool’s Day. That thing looks like a dump truck had sex with a Japanese toaster oven.” In the 1970s, in North America alone, AMC sold almost a million of the ugliest car you ever saw.

    --On This Day in History Shit Went Down: April 1, 1970--

  3. CW: On This Day In History: Link to Sweary History Article

    "In late 19th century France, Marguerite Durand was tired of your shit. And if you didn’t like that her pet lion took a shit on your carpet, that was too damn bad. She launched a feminist newspaper that was staffed solely by women, except for the janitor. He was a man. Someone had to clean up the lion poop."

    --James Fell: On This Day in History Shit Went Down: December 9, 1897--

    #history #feminism #jamesFell

    jamesfell.substack.com/p/on-th

  4. I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

    facebook.com/bodyforwife?mibex
    jamesfell.com

    #ShitWentDown #OnThisDay #Recommendation

  5. I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

    facebook.com/bodyforwife?mibex
    jamesfell.com

    #ShitWentDown #OnThisDay #Recommendation

  6. I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

    facebook.com/bodyforwife?mibex
    jamesfell.com

    #ShitWentDown #OnThisDay #Recommendation

  7. I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

    facebook.com/bodyforwife?mibex
    jamesfell.com

    #ShitWentDown #OnThisDay #Recommendation