#insultafictionalcharacter — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #insultafictionalcharacter, aggregated by home.social.
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They named a national park after you, but that mustache still doesn’t make you Sam Elliot.
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Call yourself a roadrunner? you can't even kill your natural prey despite being granted the ability to harness high explosives.
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Hey, John Galt! Grow a soul and a 3rd dimension to your personality!
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Ooooh, look at YOU, Compassionate Conservative! Giving a damn about people while hoarding all your money!
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Get over yourself, Panda. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
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Holmes, you arrogant twit, quit treating your landlady like a serf ffs. You Tory bastards need to pick up after yourselves & listen for a change
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #zuckerberg
9: #kassel
8: #strangenewworlds
7: #throwbackthursday
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"Man up, Elrond."
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Rupert, you are so low you could play handball off the curb.
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#tedlasso
#HashtagGames
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Hey Atticus -- just wanted to remind you that YOU LOST. Your client got convicted and he went to prison and now he's dead. NIce lawyering job there, buddy. But hey, enjoy patting yourself on the back for having such high principles.
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Moose and Midge should fall under "get a divorce"'s non-married category, "dump your partner." (Same goes for Betty and Veronica re: Archie; a nice guy, but they both can do better than him.) Though the creepy domestic abuser-in-training vibe Moose gives off probably needed its own post...
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I'd probably also throw in "a competent SWAT Team or the feds" re: most of Batman's villains, who these days are just committing domestic terrorism/mass murder while wearing Halloween costumes, and not really doing anything creative.
Granted, "the Joker was permanently stopped by... the Dept. of Homeland Security/government" would "ruin the story" (and likely have Batman's libertarian/conservative fans foaming at the mouth).
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Yes, Clark. We’ve known the whole time. The glasses didn’t cover up the muscles. We just decided to play along.
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Your dog is a better ______ than you.
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#insultafictionalcharacter let me get this straight... you are 16 and you want to run away from home, develop a disability and massively alter your own body all for the sake of a guy who seems at least 10 years older than you, whom you've never even had a real conversation with ?
Even by teenage-crush standards that, Ariel, is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard. I'm with your dad here.
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Where in France do you hail from, M. Poirot?
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Moose, you're the stupidest person I've ever seen in media, and that includes Ralph Wiggum. On top of that, you've got "future 6 o'clcok news subject" written all over you---where do you get off beating up any guy who talks to "your girl", let alone treat her like she's property? And don't bother trying to threaten *me*, you worthless thug, or you'll regret it.
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Midge, dump Moose ASAP. What do you see in him, anyway? He's got "future restraining order and/or prison sentence" written all over him. On top of being so stupid it's a miracle he's sentient; he's clearly only in the same grade as you since he wins Riverdale High football games.
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Get a divorce; why throw away your life babysitting some overgrown manchild?
(*Too many old-school sitcom/cartoon characters to list*)
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Most of Gotham's problems could probably be solved by government reforms, not the private sector. Also, get some therapy, emo Richie Rich; bad stuff happens to other people and they don't act like robots or the manners of a goat.
