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#ImAtTheAgeWhere I did the Macarena but I don’t know what a skibidi toilet is. #HashTagGames

I think most dad jokes are funny. #ImAtTheAgeWhere
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I’m at the age where, if my mobile phone rings, and it’s either of my parents calling, I immediately answer it while hoping simultaneously that I’m going hear the most boring news imaginable, and not something about the failing life of one of them.

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The junior & senior high schools I attended all had official student smoking areas. #ImAtTheAgeWhere
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I can (& have) actually crack(ed) a rib just by sneezing. #ImAtTheAgeWhere
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I spent the day hanging curtains and threw out my *hip* - not my shoulder, not my back, my hip.

Bodies are weird.

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I have to read 1 or 2 paragraphs into an article about AI before I realize it’s not about a person named Albert.
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I’m more apt to suffer a broken hip than a broken heart.
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my kids tell me that I’m repeating myself.
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my kids tell me that I’m repeating myself.
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I have zero f*cks left to give

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 we're nostalgic for spyware as a software add-on.

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 you don't have too many options at the hairdresser's 😅

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I started wearing suspenders because my pants kept slipping down. *
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* This is true. My waist and hips are now the same size and my ass seems to have disappeared completely.

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#ImAtTheAgeWhere I swapped my dad jeans for grandpa "jeans" with stretchy elastic waistbands.

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(Sidenote, I forgot to add, the boy and man pictured in the game poster is Me, @paul )

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#ImAtTheAgeWhere young people occasionally offer me their seat on the train.
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I can’t remember if I took my pills 45 minutes after I took my pills.
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I make the same noises getting off the sofa, that I used to make during sex!

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#ImAtTheAgeWhere I don't know if I'm grown up, and if not, whether I'll ever grow up. 😥

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I'm at the age where...

Discovering a new live performance by THE CURE feels like an early Christmas gift. Just posted by BBC2.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002476w

#ImAtTheAgeWhere I find the traffic, the noise, and the density incomprehensible. I’m taking my spear and going back to my cave.
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