#htmlolfia — Public Fediverse posts

#GitHub's html/css/js being so b0rken that your only options to grab the git url for a project are to either fire up a crappy full-fat web browser or to use curl and parse it yourself is exactly the kind of thing that tends to radicalize someone.

#HTMLolFia, where you at?!?

P.S., having to fire up any web browser just to get the four commands needed to build your dadgum project instead of just including that in your README.md?

<voice="Ivan Drago">I must break you</voice> /j

#GitHub's html/css/js being so b0rken that your only options to grab the git url for a project are to either fire up a crappy full-fat web browser or to use curl and parse it yourself is exactly the kind of thing that tends to radicalize someone.

#HTMLolFia, where you at?!?

P.S., having to fire up any web browser just to get the four commands needed to build your dadgum project instead of just including that in your README.md?

<voice="Ivan Drago">I must break you</voice> /j

@fbievan @[email protected] @sotolf

I mean, it would be the SECOND online cult I started ;)

Hello, #CasioCult!! :D

There's also the #htmLOLfia which seems mostly dormant, but I'm sure Guido is getting in position to give zuckerberg a thermonuclear wedgie any day now.

@fbievan @[email protected] @sotolf

I mean, it would be the SECOND online cult I started ;)

Hello, #CasioCult!! :D

There's also the #htmLOLfia which seems mostly dormant, but I'm sure Guido is getting in position to give zuckerberg a thermonuclear wedgie any day now.

Hey #AskFedi,

I'm thinking of writing an article about browsing Web 1.0 in the modern world (i.e., no JS, sometimes no CSS, sometimes no graphics at all).

Do any of you guys use online services* that work well without JS?

Care to share for my post? :D

Y'all are amazing #FediFriends <3

#NoJS #htmLOLfia #TheOldWeb #Web1 #WebOnePointZero

* Things like navigations, movie listings, points of interest, reviews, but anything, really. :D

Hey #AskFedi,

I'm thinking of writing an article about browsing Web 1.0 in the modern world (i.e., no JS, sometimes no CSS, sometimes no graphics at all).

Do any of you guys use online services* that work well without JS?

Care to share for my post? :D

Y'all are amazing #FediFriends <3

#NoJS #htmLOLfia #TheOldWeb #Web1 #WebOnePointZero

* Things like navigations, movie listings, points of interest, reviews, but anything, really. :D

Where's my #htmLOLfia peeps at? 😆

Where's my #htmLOLfia peeps at? 😆

Every time I launch a web browser:

(to myself): "Welp, let's fire up three hundred megabytes of disappointment!"

#htmLOLfia

Every time I launch a web browser:

(to myself): "Welp, let's fire up three hundred megabytes of disappointment!"

#htmLOLfia

@schuelermine

It's a joke I started a few months ago.

After I coined the hashtag #CasioCult after the trend on the fediverse (and especially #fosstodon) of ditching "smart" watches for "dumb" Casios, I wanted something similar to bring together people who hated the JS-beleagured, slow-and-abusive modern web.

So I figured, if we have a Casio CULT, what about an HTML *MAFIA*?

And then just so people know it's a joke, I put LOL in the middle of the name. ;)

#htmLOLfia

@schuelermine

It's a joke I started a few months ago.

After I coined the hashtag #CasioCult after the trend on the fediverse (and especially #fosstodon) of ditching "smart" watches for "dumb" Casios, I wanted something similar to bring together people who hated the JS-beleagured, slow-and-abusive modern web.

So I figured, if we have a Casio CULT, what about an HTML *MAFIA*?

And then just so people know it's a joke, I put LOL in the middle of the name. ;)

#htmLOLfia

This dude's answer made me smile:

https://www.quora.com/Is-C%2B%2B-a-good-first-programming-language/answer/Bob-Jarvis-5?ch=15&oid=89822000&share=0bc61a0f&srid=hcfKw&target_type=answer

Pastebin raw text version, for my #htmLOLfia #noJS peeps:

https://pastebin.com/raw/MiFKkeue

This dude's answer made me smile:

https://www.quora.com/Is-C%2B%2B-a-good-first-programming-language/answer/Bob-Jarvis-5?ch=15&oid=89822000&share=0bc61a0f&srid=hcfKw&target_type=answer

Pastebin raw text version, for my #htmLOLfia #noJS peeps:

https://pastebin.com/raw/MiFKkeue

@Wyndix

I think there's an actual no-js site and/or webring, check with @kev and @joel

But yeah, welcome to the #htmLOLfia!

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

@Wyndix

I think there's an actual no-js site and/or webring, check with @kev and @joel

But yeah, welcome to the #htmLOLfia!

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

That's ok! I don't think anyone's used #htmLOLfia in quite some time, but I kinda love it, so there it is ;)

#CasioCult gets a lot of traffic, I believe.

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

That's ok! I don't think anyone's used #htmLOLfia in quite some time, but I kinda love it, so there it is ;)

#CasioCult gets a lot of traffic, I believe.

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

Oh my goodness... where do I even start with hashtags. We have "actual" (tongue-in-cheek) cult hashtags on mastodon, like
#CasioCult - fans of casio watches, and not smartwatches
#htmLOLfia - the HTML (No Javascript) mafia

I actually use hashtags to organize some of my own toots for easy reference, like:
#rlDaneWriting
#LossyPNG
#tootlog

@benjaminhollon @sagolla

Oh my goodness... where do I even start with hashtags. We have "actual" (tongue-in-cheek) cult hashtags on mastodon, like
#CasioCult - fans of casio watches, and not smartwatches
#htmLOLfia - the HTML (No Javascript) mafia

I actually use hashtags to organize some of my own toots for easy reference, like:
#rlDaneWriting
#LossyPNG
#tootlog

Where's the #HTMLolFia at?

I'm gonna go blow up JS, who's going to slash Google's tires?

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE AGAINST NON-CORPOREAL ENTITIES OR TIRES.

Where's the #HTMLolFia at?

I'm gonna go blow up JS, who's going to slash Google's tires?

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE AGAINST NON-CORPOREAL ENTITIES OR TIRES.

@dallin

> Can't hurt, as long as you don't start a cult or mafia... because that's MY job.
>
> #CasioCult
> #HTMlolFia
>
> X'-D

To be fair, I only came up with the hashtag. It was really @joel and @kev's fault ^___^

#CASIO #CasioCult #HappyCultist :D

@dallin

> Can't hurt, as long as you don't start a cult or mafia... because that's MY job.
>
> #CasioCult
> #HTMlolFia
>
> X'-D

To be fair, I only came up with the hashtag. It was really @joel and @kev's fault ^___^

#CASIO #CasioCult #HappyCultist :D

@dallin

Can't hurt, as long as you don't start a cult or mafia... because that's MY job.

#CasioCult
#HTMlolFia

X'-D

@dallin

Can't hurt, as long as you don't start a cult or mafia... because that's MY job.

#CasioCult
#HTMlolFia

X'-D

@[email protected] @mjgardner

Check out our #HTMlolFia. We're recruiting (read: absolutely no one expressed any interest beyond the initial core team of people sick of JS, lol ;)

@nerdtronics @mjgardner

Check out our #HTMlolFia. We're recruiting (read: absolutely no one expressed any interest beyond the initial core team of people sick of JS, lol ;)

@RL_Dane I found someone even more extreme than our #HTMLolFia
@tdarb has his site https://xhtml.club/ which advocates for HTML only (yet oddly uses CSS - albeit minimally)

Hey #CasioCult-ists,

Just FYI, we're forming a tangential mafia to the cult, called the #HTMLolFia (html - lol - fia)

Come one, come all! Spruce up your groovy no-js html + css website show it off on Mastodon with our new tag!

Hey #CasioCult-ists,

Just FYI, we're forming a tangential mafia to the cult, called the #HTMLolFia (html - lol - fia)

Come one, come all! Spruce up your groovy no-js html + css website show it off on Mastodon with our new tag!

@cfengineers @servant @neil

Need to integrate lol into the hashtag somehow, now.

#htmlolfia? ;)

@cfengineers @servant @neil

Need to integrate lol into the hashtag somehow, now.

#htmlolfia? ;)