#flork — Public Fediverse posts

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Meanwhile in #Egypt ...

“Surgeonfish stabs #russian #tourist at Popular Resort”

#russia #NAFO #flork

Sharkie was at it again!
This time in the Philippines. Two of four 🇷🇺n divers are dead, one arm could not be retrieved.

#russian #divers #shark #Philippines #flork #NAFO

@MAKS23 It's long overdue that Darwin got florked!

#flork #darwin #russia #darwinaward

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‼️BREAKING ‼️

➡️ "Unknown plankton began attacking Russian tourists at a popular resort” on Tanzania beaches" ⬅️

🤷‍♂️ 😂

https://bsky.app/profile/prune602.bsky.social/post/3lggrx7ahb223

#flork #plankton #russia #NAFO

➡️ "A Russian soldier discovered a troubling issue: the trench candles sent by civilians were exploding instead of burning properly, possibly rigged with explosives. Enraged, he vowed to return and issued threats of retaliation against the babushkas who had crafted them."⬅️

https://bsky.app/profile/wartranslated.bsky.social/post/3lfk2ms2kts24

#russian #trenchcandle #flork #NAFO #NAFOFellas #russia

@Just_a_fella_EU The waves have been promoted by the #NAFO #Flork Army, they say.

Another #Flork to the flock, for 72 non-reasons... 😇

@MAKS23

Flork expansion is non-negotiable!

#flork #russia #an2 #Antonov #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFO

After 2.5 years of letting #NAFO do the heavy lifting in countering #russian propaganda and disinformation the US #DOJ finally decided to join us...

#russia #timPool #RT #russiaToday #flork

Meanwile the #NAFO #Flork army grows steadily...

#russia #russiaisburning #russianoil #oilrefinery

@MAKS23

Evidence suggests that the mountain is just fine!

#flork #NAFOfellas #NAFO

Santa Flork doing his thing! 😊 🎄 🎅 🔔 🎁

#NAFO #Flork #NAFOfellas #UkraineWillWin #Ukraine #f16

#Russian s face 'Mouse Fever' outbreak on frontlines.

P.S.
It is not the first time that mice were awarded with florkification. Their partisan engagement is outstanding!

#RussiaIsLosing #NAFOfellas #NAFO #Flork

@hanse_mina

Florked!

#NAFO #Putin #Flork #NAFOfella #RussiaIsCollapsing

The brave wave has now reached Sochi.

Artist:
https://twitter.com/MariaSlavaUA/status/1729156475543802112

#CrimeaIsUkraine #Flork #NAFO #RussiaIsATerroristState #NAFOfella

Stormy Sea at the Crimean beaches.

#CrimeaIsUkraine #Flork #NAFO #RussiaIsATerroristState #NAFOfella

Context:

https://twitter.com/FriaUkraina/status/1725840280992031039

"As the war continues, Ukrainian nature also begins to adapt.
In Odessa, a patriotic Ukrainian swan recently fought off a Russian drone. Good work!

Perhaps it is the famous "biological laboratories" that have now had an effect?"

#RussiaIsLosing #NAFO #Flork #Florks

And yet another #NAFOfella #Flork !!!

#NAFO #RussiaIsLosing

@MAKS23 has been silent (on Mastodon) for a few days, hence a screenshot of his latest discovery he posted on Xitter.

Plus my #flork addition for the heroic boar. 😁

#NAFO #NAFOfellas #Florks

And yet another orc got "florked" 😂

This time it was a European bison (wisent).

https://twitter.com/Ben_mutxasteg1/status/1707220403159228663

#Flork #NAFO #NAFOfellas #Russia

"A man in Russia’s city of Astrakhan has died following an allergic reaction to a snake bite during a stunt performance to entertain fellow watermelon pickers."

https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2021/09/26/Russian-man-dies-after-viper-snake-bites-tongue-during-stunt-trick

Dug up on Xitter, all credits to Ulf Lundberg:
https://twitter.com/stora_norrland/status/1706616965870002178

#Flork #NAFOfellas #Russian

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https://twitter.com/Namsan105/status/1706400074434072693

Translation:

"We have a new idol after the shark, it's a walrus 💙😄

A walrus drove away Russian tourists and made a hole in their boat near Franz Josef Land."

#RussiaIsLosing #Flork #NAFOfellas #NAFO #Russia

#shitpost #flork #itiswhatitis

I've been QUAD #Flork -ed!