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    I do not like it in my brain
    I do not like it in a train
    I do not want it in my car
    My fridge, my washer or my bar.

    I do not like it on the web
    It doesn't suit me in a bed
    It's all pervasive and as such
    I do not like AI that much!

  2. Once upon a time, in a land quite surreal, Lived a weary old knight named Antonius Block, oh what a deal! He’d returned from the crusades, all tired and glum, And guess who he met? None other than Death, the one who’s no fun!

    “Greetings,” said Death, with a bony grin, “Let’s play some chess, and your life we’ll begin. If you win, you get to keep breathing, my friend, But if I win, well, your story will end.”

    So they sat down to play, on a hilltop so high, The pieces moved slowly, under the sky. Block pondered his moves, his squire by his side, Jons watched in awe, eyes open wide.

    Through plague-infested lands, they wandered along, Met actors and jesters, sang merry songs. Jof and Mia, with their baby so sweet, And Jonas Skat, their manager, quite upbeat.

    They danced and they laughed, in a tavern so bright, But Raval the villain, oh, what a fright! He bullied poor Jof, made him dance like a bear, Till Jons stepped in, with a knife in the air.

    “Let’s escape this plague,” said Block with a plan, To his castle they’d go, away from Death’s hand. But Death was quite clever, he knew their intent, And checkmate he cried, their fate firmly bent.

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  3. Having all the feels?
    Feeling all the haves?
    Feel your feels all day
    Have your haves all night

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    Red Fish, Jan 6th,
    Cook The Fish, Good Dish

    but sure as hell not the crap pictured here...

  5. The atom splits
    The mushroom cloud swirls
    I am become death
    Destroyer of worlds

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  6. They put nails in my hands
    They put nails in my shoes
    Forgive them Father
    For they know not what they do

    - The Bible, King Suess Version

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  7. Wear mask they always say
    And decide to do today
    But tomorrow never knows
    Who will cough and hack and cough
    And spread the next disease
    That decimates the populace

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  8. Belladonna and Madonna
    And bigger Anaconda
    If you think that that is weird
    You should really stop to breathe
    Because weirdness is the bestest
    When you share it with the mostest

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    For high school prom, you could count on Screech
    To escort his date which was a dressed up Sneech.

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