#databasefeatures — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #databasefeatures, aggregated by home.social.
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DuckDB finally discovers the ancient art of #encryption, like it's 1999 📆🔐. They pat themselves on the back for adding "cutting-edge" features that every other database had a decade ago, while the world collectively yawns 😴.
https://duckdb.org/2025/11/19/encryption-in-duckdb #DuckDB #AncientArt #DatabaseFeatures #YawnFest #HackerNews #ngated -
OrioleDB's #Bridged Indexes: because who doesn't love yet another revolutionary #database feature that promises to fix problems nobody knew existed? 🤔🎉 Let's all pretend this complex #tech jargon will change our lives while we secretly Google "Btree" like it's a trendy new diet. 🍽️📚
https://www.orioledb.com/blog/orioledb-bridged-indexes #OrioleDB #Indexes #innovation #Btree #databasefeatures #HackerNews #ngated -
OrioleDB's #Bridged Indexes: because who doesn't love yet another revolutionary #database feature that promises to fix problems nobody knew existed? 🤔🎉 Let's all pretend this complex #tech jargon will change our lives while we secretly Google "Btree" like it's a trendy new diet. 🍽️📚
https://www.orioledb.com/blog/orioledb-bridged-indexes #OrioleDB #Indexes #innovation #Btree #databasefeatures #HackerNews #ngated -
OrioleDB's #Bridged Indexes: because who doesn't love yet another revolutionary #database feature that promises to fix problems nobody knew existed? 🤔🎉 Let's all pretend this complex #tech jargon will change our lives while we secretly Google "Btree" like it's a trendy new diet. 🍽️📚
https://www.orioledb.com/blog/orioledb-bridged-indexes #OrioleDB #Indexes #innovation #Btree #databasefeatures #HackerNews #ngated -
OrioleDB's #Bridged Indexes: because who doesn't love yet another revolutionary #database feature that promises to fix problems nobody knew existed? 🤔🎉 Let's all pretend this complex #tech jargon will change our lives while we secretly Google "Btree" like it's a trendy new diet. 🍽️📚
https://www.orioledb.com/blog/orioledb-bridged-indexes #OrioleDB #Indexes #innovation #Btree #databasefeatures #HackerNews #ngated