#yawnfest — Public Fediverse posts

45 hours of Max Extended Workout tracking? People are going to die.

#Apple #Yawnfest

🎆Oh, the irony! A Delta flight got a surprise pyrotechnic escort while landing on America's biggest grill-day, and spoilers: no emergency landings or heroic pilot cameos. 🛬✨ Maybe next time the #fireworks can aim for more #drama and less of a yawn-fest. 🙄
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/delta-flight-hit-by-firework-while-landing-at-midway-airport-on-fourth-of-july/3957451/ #DeltaFlight #PyrotechnicEscort #GrillDay #YawnFest #HackerNews #ngated

🚦 Oh, because the world was just crying out for a deep dive into the riveting saga of road sign fonts! 🛑 But don't worry, if you're in the US or Canada, you're mercifully spared from this typographic yawn-fest masquerading as a book. 📚
https://www.thamesandhudson.com/blogs/all-news-features/designing-the-transport-typeface-margaret-calvert-on-the-making-of-britain-s-road-signs #roadsignfonts #typographydive #USCanada #bookreview #designhumor #yawnfest #HackerNews #ngated

DuckDB finally discovers the ancient art of #encryption, like it's 1999 📆🔐. They pat themselves on the back for adding "cutting-edge" features that every other database had a decade ago, while the world collectively yawns 😴.
https://duckdb.org/2025/11/19/encryption-in-duckdb #DuckDB #AncientArt #DatabaseFeatures #YawnFest #HackerNews #ngated

🎶 The Internet Archive's "epic showdown" with music publishers concludes with a whimper—a #settlement. Turns out, the real battle was keeping anyone awake long enough to care. 🙄🔍 #YawnFest
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/09/internet-archives-big-battle-with-music-publishers-ends-in-settlement/ #InternetArchive #MusicPublishers #EpicShowdown #YawnFest #DigitalRights #HackerNews #ngated

🐢🚀 "High performance" 🤣 map in Go that probably spends more time in committee meetings than actually being useful. Because who doesn't love a good ol' hash array mapped yawn-fest? 🤖👨‍💻
https://github.com/sirgallo/cmapv2 #HighPerformanceMap #GoLang #CommitteeMeetings #HashArray #YawnFest #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

#SEO is lit AF and core updates? More like bore updates amirite 🤦‍♂️ #yawnfest

How do #search engines determine which #websites appear first in a #search result?