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  1. At Walmart today. Janet looks like she has been crying. I’ve been trying my best to pretend it’s still 2021 or 2014 or something. The things I’ve seen on social media are making my blood pressure skyrocket so I’ve been doing my best to stay away from instagram and facebook.

    How are you all?

    Happy #tuesday

    #Day1 #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #mastodon #LindaPost

  2. At Walmart today. Janet looks like she has been crying. I’ve been trying my best to pretend it’s still 2021 or 2014 or something. The things I’ve seen on social media are making my blood pressure skyrocket so I’ve been doing my best to stay away from instagram and facebook.

    How are you all?

    Happy #tuesday

    #Day1 #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #mastodon #LindaPost

  3. #LindaUpdate2 tell me WHY when I casually mentioned to my neighbor, Donna, about my having a girlfriend, her immediate response was to ask me if I’d finally made nice with “That Janet Cunt I’m Always Complaining about”

    ??????????

    I’d rather sit naked on an anthill than embark on some bizarre “enemies to lovers” thing with her

    #mastodon #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #JesusDonna #friday #update #lifeupdates

  4. Dehydrated. Awake since 4am. Out of my own lane. Working 10 hours days at Walmart. Decaying. Fighting with Zionists on Instagram. Having 4 people at once angrily explain to me why wiping an entire population off the earth because they were born in the wrong geographical location is “a great thing, actually”. Listening to Janet bitch about how college students are doing too much while advocating against genocide. Straight up rotting under my skin.

    #mastodon #friday #WalmartLife #ugh #DammitJanet

  5. The stories she comes in with are insane. It’s like she’s living life while handcuffed to a rabid chimpanzee. #thursday #DammitJanet #WalmartLife #mastodon #joinin

  6. “maybe we should cut down on the caffeine, Linda, it’s making you snappy” Maybe you should fly to a remote village in South America for a root canal, Janet. #mastodon #caffeine #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #dentalwork #southamerica #walmart #retail

  7. “maybe we should cut down on the caffeine, Linda, it’s making you snappy” Maybe you should fly to a remote village in South America for a root canal, Janet. #mastodon #caffeine #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #dentalwork #southamerica #walmart #retail

  8. Settle something between me and my bitch coworker, Janet…

    Continuing to take vacations to Hawai’i despite its natives begging for people to stop is:

    A. A dick move
    B. Totally fine, because they need foreigners’ tourism more than they think
    C. Neutral on the issue/I wouldn’t go, but I won’t shame anyone else for going
    D. Other opinion

    #travel #politics #hawaii #Mastodon #DammitJanet #socialmedia #joinin #tuesday #poll #question #LindaPoll #argument #world #WalmartLife #fediverse #colonialism

  9. Settle something between me and my bitch coworker, Janet…

    Continuing to take vacations to Hawai’i despite its natives begging for people to stop is:

    A. A dick move
    B. Totally fine, because they need foreigners’ tourism more than they think
    C. Neutral on the issue/I wouldn’t go, but I won’t shame anyone else for going
    D. Other opinion

    #travel #politics #hawaii #Mastodon #DammitJanet #socialmedia #joinin #tuesday #poll #question #LindaPoll #argument #world #WalmartLife #fediverse #colonialism

  10. Janet is a cunt and I’m glad she’s married to a pig who takes secret pictures of “woke” people while he’s on his morning coffee run. #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #YouBroughtThisOnYourself #YouGuysDeserveEachOther #Fuck!!!!

  11. My doctor said I need to get my blood pressure under control. I think I need to get a medicinal restraining order put on Janet and all of her shitty friends because I can physically feel my pressure go up when I listen to them speak. #health #bloodpressure #DammitJanet #restrainingorder

  12. Over heard Janet’s shitty friend, Carla, pissing and moaning about how dangerous pitbulls are and how they should all be put down. Lord give me the strength to not walk over and scalp this ignorant cunt right now

    #dogs #work #WalmartLife #Bitch #DammitJanet #cunt #pitbulls #PersecuteTheOwnersNotDogs

  13. Janet after 2 (TWO) mini bottles of scotch, trauma dumping to us about how her radical, right wing “fixer-upper” husband is turning out to be way harder to fix up than she thought, and how he doesn’t even want her to get a better job than “Walmart Team Member” because his fragile masculinity would shrivel and die if she ended up making more than him (he works in landscaping).

    #ChristmasPartyRecaps #christmas #meme #chinesegroundhogcartoon #foreignfilms #tiktok #DammitJanet #ItWasAnAwkwardParty

  14. Boobs. Breasts, even. Bazongas, if you’re so inclined. Janet reposted a pro-Israel meme, with text that was 100% borrowed and revamped from Nazi propaganda, on her Facebook. I hope Rudy Giuliani is next!! #WhoAreYou #Mastodon #DammitJanet #GoBackToYourBullshitProGenocideRallyBitch #hypocrite #LindaUpdates