Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #walmartlife, aggregated by home.social.
Oh. Okay. Wow. I knew we were really in it, but I woulda thought the open use of the T-slur on live AM radio woulda waited until at least day 7.
#Mastodon #radio #Thursday #WalmartLife #RideHome #Fuck #NowIRememberWhyIUsedToDrinkSoMuchBefore2022 #ItsAllComingBackToMe #politics
At Walmart today. Janet looks like she has been crying. I’ve been trying my best to pretend it’s still 2021 or 2014 or something. The things I’ve seen on social media are making my blood pressure skyrocket so I’ve been doing my best to stay away from instagram and facebook.
How are you all?
Happy #tuesday
When she’s checking out with 6 cases of Pepsi and Christmas lights, and Mariah Carey is playing. Again, but you’re a gangsta #mastodon #WalmartLife #IAmThatWalmartBitch #Thursday #thursdayfun #work #life
Oh fucking god I accidentally misgendered one of my customers.
Need today to be over so I can get some sleep
#WalmartLife #WalmartBlues #SHUTTHEFUCKUPMARIAHCAREY #SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP #LindaFucksUp #work #tuesday
I just had six people in a row ask me to unlock the little glass box in the “Health and Wellness” aisle so they could pick out a sex toy. RFK’s probably gonna ban this too.
#MerryChristmas #walmart #work #WalmartLife #love #rfk #politics
I’M ROD STEWART
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO
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#BRICKEDUP #LETSGETTHISWALMARTBRANDBREAD #iJustTookAnEdible #BrianLoanedItToMe #mastodon #WalmartLife #mastodon #mastodon #eiji #daddy #sexy #lesbian #work #bisexual #sadness
@TheNovemberMan Any folks here with their kids are steering way clear of her. She’s on to re-stacking the Q-Tips now, and is getting all agitated at management trying to get her to move on…. #WalmartLife
@TheNovemberMan Fresh from Walmart, while I’m on my break, just taking it all in…..management is trying to get on top of the situation and keep her from FUCKING talking to our sober customers. #WalmartLife #breaktime
I think Janet is one stubbed toe away from trying DXM again 😀 #DammitJanet #StopTalkingToMeIDontCareAboutYourHusband #JustDoxxHimOnTwitterAlready #WalmartLife #mastodon
Lady on [probably] meth is trying to rearrange the kid and baby supplies according to her “vision”. It’s a Friday at Walmart, alright. #Mastodon #FridayFeels #WalmartLife #LetsGetThisWalmartBrandBread #friday
holy mother fuck I’m so fucking jittery matcha powder should be a class 1 drug #Live #Laugh #Linda #Mastodon #LetsGetThisWalmartBrandBread #WalmartLife #thursday
It’s about to snow……it’s snowing now……Janet has been crying in the break room for half a day………..I’m pretty sure Haskell’s drunk……….we are just not okay in this Walmart right now……..
#mastodon #work #Wednesday #morningafter #Eleciton #election #electionblues #WalmartLife
Walking into Walmart for my shift in 2022 vs today
Someone help me out with this P Diddy thing……..I’ve been very caught up in personal shit (and by personal shit, I mean struggling through menopause and stretching myself too thin at Walmart) #news #diddy #mastodon #LindaPosting #WalmartLife
WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED SO YOUNG STILL??
OUR NEWEST COWORKER IS 20 AND HAS BEEN MARRIED FOR OVER A YEAR
#mastodon #WalmartLife #WhatTheFuck #love #marriage #LindaPosting
Somebody please kill me. This woman has me smiling like an idiot at my shitty job while I stack packs of toilet paper on top of each other.
#mastodon #wednesday #WalmartLife #LindaPosting #weekday #work
#LindaUpdate2 tell me WHY when I casually mentioned to my neighbor, Donna, about my having a girlfriend, her immediate response was to ask me if I’d finally made nice with “That Janet Cunt I’m Always Complaining about”
??????????
I’d rather sit naked on an anthill than embark on some bizarre “enemies to lovers” thing with her
#mastodon #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #JesusDonna #friday #update #lifeupdates
#LindaUpdate I still work at Walmart. I still see Brian around, but not as often, and it’s different now. We didn’t have a grand blowout like I had with Richard, things just kinda…lost their spark after a while. I don’t know. Maybe we’ll find our way to each other again one day. Probably not. But I still really enjoy him as a friend.
Not Janet tho….also I am not DATING JANET….shes not the dream woman who has come into my life all of a sudden…….
It’s fuckin’ warm out, so I thought I’d shut myself up in my bedroom and take an hour for myself so I don’t throw up in the kitchen sink.
For this, I’ve got:
- 18 unread texts from my son, Jarvis
- 2 missed calls from my son, Con
- a Facebook message from Janet, because she’s fucking confused about her shift tomorrow
- and Finger, screaming outside my door, yet not wanting to actually come in and sit with me
🙂
#MomLife #WalmartLife #ActuallyAboutToLoseIt #mastodon #ThisIsFine
I’m sorry all I post is my anger towards Israel and their raging hypocrisy as they kill everyone in Palestine. There’s literally fucking nothing going on at this Colorado Walmart that’s worth mentioning lately. Even my #cat Finger is in his own sort of rut.
Janet has been taking all sorts of time off work. I think she’s forcing her #NeoNazi “fixer-upper” husband to go to counseling with her. God help her. They’re gonna get fucking nowhere with him.
My toe fungus is burning so bad because I soaked it in vinegar. I hope this means it’s working. #Love #Summer #Mastodon #WalmartLife #IFeelLikeAManatee #HowTheyreAlwaysLivingWithAlgaeGrowingOnTheirSkin
janet’s husband’s face makes me feel sick #WalmartLife #mastodon #Thursday
I wonder if I give up on becoming a surgeon in every life I’ll ever have. #LindaThoughts #WalmartBlues #WalmartLife #medicine
Coffee is not fucking helping. I feel like someone in a hospital bed who was just about to flatline, but got pumped with amphetamines and steroids right at the last second, so they’d stay alive long enough for their family to figure out the inheritance situation.
Dehydrated. Awake since 4am. Out of my own lane. Working 10 hours days at Walmart. Decaying. Fighting with Zionists on Instagram. Having 4 people at once angrily explain to me why wiping an entire population off the earth because they were born in the wrong geographical location is “a great thing, actually”. Listening to Janet bitch about how college students are doing too much while advocating against genocide. Straight up rotting under my skin.
I’m so fucking done with Walmart right now. #mastodon #work #WalmartBlues #WalmartLife
The stories she comes in with are insane. It’s like she’s living life while handcuffed to a rabid chimpanzee. #thursday #DammitJanet #WalmartLife #mastodon #joinin
I hate being divorced. I hate having a dead uncle. I hate that Facebook feels the need to send me regular updates about how my ex-husband is doing, and shows me pictures of Uncle Ribo from years (even a decade) back, when we were a happy family.
Maybe it’s time to delete it. :eichkat3r:
#mastodon #DivorcedBlues #WalmartLife #LindaProblems #LindaPosting #divorce #facebook #socialmedia #past
I’m ready to crash through a fucking window. #LetsGetThisWalmartBrandBread #WalmartLife #HeavyShift #Ugh #Caffiene #COFFEE #mastodon
Ive been working so many hours at #Walmart this week, last night when I went to close my eyes and go to sleep, all I could see were the prices of all the shit I had to ring up for our customers. #work #Death #Sleep #mastodon #MyTossingAndTurningPissedFingerOffToNoEnd #HeJumpedOffTheEndOfTheBedAndHowledAtTheDoor #ILetHimOutAndHeStartedRapingAPillowInTheLivingRoom #catlife #WalmartLife #catsofmastodon #dreams #WokeUpDrenchedWithSweatReadyToBlurtOutWOULDYOULIKETOUSEYOUROWNBAG #WalmartStruggles
My body demands Ambien. I’m just here. I’m just HERE, chilling on the couch after a grueling shift with Brian, trying to watch TV and enjoy his company, and it’s demanding Ambien. One year clean from it, and this flesh prison is just begging for me to fall face-first off the wagon.
#NotToday bitch. I intent to outlive Mitch McConnell. And even after that, maybe Ron DeSantis. #mastodon #sober #thursday #WalmartLife #GodGiveMeStrength
I think someone I was ringing up. Just violently shit their pants. I fucking hate it here.
#friday #FridayVibes #fridayfeels #WalmartLife #Walmart #cashier #mastodon
Walmart: Once You Pop, STOP IT WITH THE SEE-THROUGH SLEEP SHIRTS ALREADY!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME DIGNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#WalmartLife #LetsGetThisWalmartBrandBread #retail #getdressed #evenifitsjusttogobuypapertowels #justsomepantsandasweatshirtitsnotthathard #mastodon #joinin #wednesday
GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND SWIPE THE CARD THROUGH THE FUCKING READER SO I CAN STOP LOOKING AT YOU #WalmartLife #Retail #Walmart #mastodon #tuesday #disgusting #customer #FuckThisEntirely
“maybe we should cut down on the caffeine, Linda, it’s making you snappy” Maybe you should fly to a remote village in South America for a root canal, Janet. #mastodon #caffeine #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #dentalwork #southamerica #walmart #retail
Settle something between me and my bitch coworker, Janet…
Continuing to take vacations to Hawai’i despite its natives begging for people to stop is:
A. A dick move
B. Totally fine, because they need foreigners’ tourism more than they think
C. Neutral on the issue/I wouldn’t go, but I won’t shame anyone else for going
D. Other opinion
#travel #politics #hawaii #Mastodon #DammitJanet #socialmedia #joinin #tuesday #poll #question #LindaPoll #argument #world #WalmartLife #fediverse #colonialism
DAMN YOU JANET. AND YOUR DRAWN-ON EYEBROWS #gardening #WalmartLife #mastodon #joinin #love
Brian is so pretty it makes my stomach hurt. He’s truly the only person in America who can pull off an undersized Walmart uniform so well. #saturday #GetBrianABetterFittingUniform #OrDont #ThisOneHugsAllTheRightPlaces #ThirstingWithLinda #LindaPost #mastodon #WalmartLife
@mikemathia 😂😅 Grazie for that. In exchange… 🐐
“DON’T CAWL THEM ‘PIBBLES’, IT’S OFFENSIVE TO ALL THE VICTIMS WHO’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY THEM”
Name one person off the top of your head, Carla. Personally, the only person I’ve ever known to get their face half-bitten off by a dog was someone attacked by a DALMATIAN. #dogsofmastodon #pitbulls #dogs #WalmartLife
POV: you’re in the breakroom watching me loudly chew open Halls cough drops to get to their liquid centers while Janet sobs on the other side of the room because her radical, irrational right wing “fixer-upper” husband embarrassed her at a nice restaurant last night because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut about their trans waitress. #WalmartLife #StillSick #mastodon #transphobia #cat #chewingcat #BitchWhatDoYouExpect #ANORMALHusband #OutOfMrPeopleUnder25ShouldntVoteNextYear #delusional #sunday
Was watching Tik Tok lives while getting dressed for work and insulted one of the host’s bitter haters…then got muted because the host thought my comment was intended as hate towards them. Huge “stepped on your cat’s paw by accident but have no effective way to tell them you didn’t mean to” energy here. #LindaStruggles #IWASTELLINGTHISTRANSPHOBICCUNTHEYLOOKEDLIKEAPEDO #NOTYOU #IHaveZeroAttachmentToThisAccount #ButStill #LindaProblems #WalmartLife #LetsGetThisWalmartBrandBread #tiktok #mastodon
#LindaLifeUpdates Yeah so I never told you guys, but I stepped down from being Team Leader/manager about a month or so back…….it was ruining my life…and my mentals…..but Karli is fucking great at the job, and doesn’t need to steal her partner’s edibles just to make it through the week 😅😪😮💨 #LindaProblems #Walmart #WalmartLife #teammember #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork #mastodon #joinin #love #effort #edibles
I just threw up on tne lawn #joinin #mastodon #WalmartLife
a person vomited on me at mcdonalds 6 minutes after getting off my walmart shift and going to get dinner
#WalmartLife #Gardening #Joinin #Mastodon #Wednesday #feelings #love #vomit #dinner #McDonalds #Shift #IHaveBeenCryingInMyCarFor30MinutesNow #IStillGotABigMacAndIStillAteItWithVomitOnMyClothes #StruggleToots #sadness #NoDignity #NoMoreEnergy #InTears
Sorry about the minimal posting…..ever since my latest shift got off I have been recovering in my house with Finger…….haven’t done anything all day……..barely slept last night…….and when i did my dreams were about ringing up customers and processing returns………now on my day off i have been living like an action movie protagonist when they get injured…..living off of canned soup and stale bread while Finger watches from afar with concern….. #WalmartLife #IWillSurvive #saturday #joinin #OhFuckingGod
My not-so glamourös #WalmartLife has been so busy lately holy shit
So many hours
They need us so much
I am……jsut
#Walmart #walmartlife #stupiddrivers
Article: Maine Walmart parking lot's 'Stop' sign becomes internet's latest star because drivers have hit it an astounding 130 times! Local woman even begged for its removal in her OBITUARY
Management is exceedingly upset about another vibrator having been shoplifted from the “Wellness” aisle. Has even started blaming us. This close to having a locker inspection. He is trying to quit smoking and is out of nicotine gum and cannot buy some from here because he is only slightly less broke than we are.
Things here are really intense. #WalmartLife #WalmartStruggles #VibratorCrisis #toys
I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK AND JANET IS CRYING IN THE MIRROR. STEPHANIE JUST GOT DONE THROWING UP AND IS READJUSTING HER LIPSTICK. THE NON-BINARY ONE I FORGET THEIR NAME IS ON THE PHONE WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND TELLING HIM THEY LOVE HIM. ARIANA IS TAKING HER THIRD ADVIL OF THE HOUR.
THE FINAL WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AT WALMART ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
#WALMARTLIFE #WALMARTSTRUGGLES #CHRISTMAS #FUCK