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  1. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #crackerjokes #couldoffend #stillfunny

  2. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  3. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  4. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  5. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins