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  1. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; so I took their stereo.

    10 "Night Before Christmas" spoofs:

    topicaltens.blogspot.com/2017/

    #Christmas #ChristmasJokes #NightBeforeChristmas

  2. Vous avez des blagues de Noel rigolotes?
    C'est pour mon calendrier de l'avent des enfants (qui ont donc 21, 17 et 16 ans 🤣)
    I need your Xmas jokes for my kids' Advent calendar (they are 21, 17 and 16yo🤣)
    #ChristmasJokes

  3. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  4. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  5. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  6. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins