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  1. Q Why do nurses always carry red crayons?
    A In case they need to draw blood.

    #christmascracker #jokeoftheday

  2. Q Why do nurses always carry red crayons?
    A In case they need to draw blood.

    #christmascracker #jokeoftheday

  3. How was the Christmas cracker invented?

    According to the V&A, the Christmas cracker was invented by London-based confectioner and baker Tom Smith (1823 – 1869) who set up shop in Goswell Road, Clerkenwell in the 1840s.
    vam.ac.uk/articles/the-christm #Museums #Christmas #Christmascracker

  4. How was the Christmas cracker invented?

    According to the V&A, the Christmas cracker was invented by London-based confectioner and baker Tom Smith (1823 – 1869) who set up shop in Goswell Road, Clerkenwell in the 1840s.
    vam.ac.uk/articles/the-christm #Museums #Christmas #Christmascracker

  5. How was the Christmas cracker invented?

    According to the V&A, the Christmas cracker was invented by London-based confectioner and baker Tom Smith (1823 – 1869) who set up shop in Goswell Road, Clerkenwell in the 1840s.
    vam.ac.uk/articles/the-christm #Museums #Christmas #Christmascracker

  6. At this time of the year, a time for family, I find myself wondering to what extent the success of Christianity is the result of Jesus’s stable beginnings?

    #weakendpun #ChristmasCracker

  7. At this time of the year, a time for family, I find myself wondering to what extent the success of Christianity is the result of Jesus’s stable beginnings?

    #weakendpun #ChristmasCracker

  8. At this time of the year, a time for family, I find myself wondering to what extent the success of Christianity is the result of Jesus’s stable beginnings?

    #weakendpun #ChristmasCracker

  9. At this time of the year, a time for family, I find myself wondering to what extent the success of Christianity is the result of Jesus’s stable beginnings?

    #weakendpun #ChristmasCracker

  10. At this time of the year, a time for family, I find myself wondering to what extent the success of Christianity is the result of Jesus’s stable beginnings?

    #weakendpun #ChristmasCracker

  11. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  12. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  13. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins

  14. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

    Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

    Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

    #dadjokes #crackerjokes #Christmascracker #jokes #Christmasjokes #winterjokes #AmbigramArt #Santa #penguins