#cpuutilization — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cpuutilization, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀 Ah, the age-old tale: Code works everywhere except where it matters—production! 🙃 Let's blame "average CPU utilization" for this minor hiccup, because clearly that's the villain here, not the fragile state machine library or hasty timeout settings. 💥
https://www.theocharis.dev/blog/why-we-should-get-rid-of-average-cpu-utilization/ #CodeFails #ProductionIssues #CPUUtilization #Debugging #Frustration #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
CPU Utilization Not as Easy as It Sounds - If you ever develop an embedded system in a corporate environment, someone will pr... - https://hackaday.com/2025/09/04/cpu-utilization-not-as-easy-as-it-sounds/ #cpuutilization #computerhacks #cpuload
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CPU Utilization Not as Easy as It Sounds - If you ever develop an embedded system in a corporate environment, someone will pr... - https://hackaday.com/2025/09/04/cpu-utilization-not-as-easy-as-it-sounds/ #cpuutilization #computerhacks #cpuload
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CPU Utilization Not as Easy as It Sounds - If you ever develop an embedded system in a corporate environment, someone will pr... - https://hackaday.com/2025/09/04/cpu-utilization-not-as-easy-as-it-sounds/ #cpuutilization #computerhacks #cpuload
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CPU Utilization Not as Easy as It Sounds - If you ever develop an embedded system in a corporate environment, someone will pr... - https://hackaday.com/2025/09/04/cpu-utilization-not-as-easy-as-it-sounds/ #cpuutilization #computerhacks #cpuload
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CPU Utilization Not as Easy as It Sounds - If you ever develop an embedded system in a corporate environment, someone will pr... - https://hackaday.com/2025/09/04/cpu-utilization-not-as-easy-as-it-sounds/ #cpuutilization #computerhacks #cpuload
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🔥BREAKING NEWS: CPU utilization is not the universal truth we all thought it was. 🚀 Brendan Long heroically discovers that numbers might not be linear and servers are complex! Next, he'll tell us the sky isn't actually blue. 😱✨
https://www.brendanlong.com/cpu-utilization-is-a-lie.html #CPUUtilization #MythBusting #BrendanLong #TechNews #ServerComplexity #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥BREAKING NEWS: CPU utilization is not the universal truth we all thought it was. 🚀 Brendan Long heroically discovers that numbers might not be linear and servers are complex! Next, he'll tell us the sky isn't actually blue. 😱✨
https://www.brendanlong.com/cpu-utilization-is-a-lie.html #CPUUtilization #MythBusting #BrendanLong #TechNews #ServerComplexity #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥BREAKING NEWS: CPU utilization is not the universal truth we all thought it was. 🚀 Brendan Long heroically discovers that numbers might not be linear and servers are complex! Next, he'll tell us the sky isn't actually blue. 😱✨
https://www.brendanlong.com/cpu-utilization-is-a-lie.html #CPUUtilization #MythBusting #BrendanLong #TechNews #ServerComplexity #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥BREAKING NEWS: CPU utilization is not the universal truth we all thought it was. 🚀 Brendan Long heroically discovers that numbers might not be linear and servers are complex! Next, he'll tell us the sky isn't actually blue. 😱✨
https://www.brendanlong.com/cpu-utilization-is-a-lie.html #CPUUtilization #MythBusting #BrendanLong #TechNews #ServerComplexity #HackerNews #ngated
