#cpuusage — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cpuusage, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀 Ah, the classic tale: slap a harmless middleware change on your Go service, and watch as your CPU gets a Herculean workout for no good reason. 📉 Pro tip: wrapping a file in a "tiny" logging reader isn't just a slow lane, it's a full-on speed trap! 🐢 Why optimize when you can just document your own incompetence? 🤡
https://segflow.github.io/post/zero-copy-sendfile-splice/ #GoMiddleware #CPUUsage #PerformanceOptimization #LoggingIssues #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the classic tale: slap a harmless middleware change on your Go service, and watch as your CPU gets a Herculean workout for no good reason. 📉 Pro tip: wrapping a file in a "tiny" logging reader isn't just a slow lane, it's a full-on speed trap! 🐢 Why optimize when you can just document your own incompetence? 🤡
https://segflow.github.io/post/zero-copy-sendfile-splice/ #GoMiddleware #CPUUsage #PerformanceOptimization #LoggingIssues #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the timeless wisdom of toasting your MacBook by force-feeding your CPU a diet of infinite "yes" commands. 🤨 Because nothing says "tech genius" like using your laptop as a space heater while you frantically try to remember if you saved your last document. 🍳
https://z3ugma.github.io/2019/11/18/warm-up-your-macbook/ #techhumor #laptoplife #macbooktips #cpuusage #spaceheater #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the timeless wisdom of toasting your MacBook by force-feeding your CPU a diet of infinite "yes" commands. 🤨 Because nothing says "tech genius" like using your laptop as a space heater while you frantically try to remember if you saved your last document. 🍳
https://z3ugma.github.io/2019/11/18/warm-up-your-macbook/ #techhumor #laptoplife #macbooktips #cpuusage #spaceheater #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, nothing like a 169M model that "lightly" munches on your CPU while promising zero-shot #voice #cloning 🗣️🤖. But sure, let’s all pretend this is groundbreaking and not just another oversized GitHub experiment vying for your processing power. Meanwhile, your laptop fan just applied for early retirement. 🌀💻
https://github.com/samuel-vitorino/sopro #AI #CPUUsage #TechExperiment #OversizedModels #GitHubProjects #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, nothing like a 169M model that "lightly" munches on your CPU while promising zero-shot #voice #cloning 🗣️🤖. But sure, let’s all pretend this is groundbreaking and not just another oversized GitHub experiment vying for your processing power. Meanwhile, your laptop fan just applied for early retirement. 🌀💻
https://github.com/samuel-vitorino/sopro #AI #CPUUsage #TechExperiment #OversizedModels #GitHubProjects #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, CPU utilization is as misunderstood as your uncle's dance moves at weddings 🎉. This article dives into the complexities of CPU usage with all the charm of a tax return tutorial 📉. Clearly, we all needed a 2025 calendar update on what happened in 2017. 🙄
https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2017-05-09/cpu-utilization-is-wrong.html #CPUUtilization #CPUUsage #TechHumor #TechEducation #Misunderstandings #HackerNews #ngated -
Experiencing Outlook 365 CPU spikes when typing emails? The issue affects version 2406 (build 17726.20126) and later. Microsoft plans to roll out fixes by end of May 2025. Details: #Outlook365 #CPUUsage
https://pupuweb.com/why-is-outlook-365-causing-frustrating-cpu-spikes-and-when-will-the-fix-arrive/
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Cracking the Code: Unraveling the Mystery of 100% CPU Usage on a Chumby 8
In a fascinating journey through kernel development, a tech enthusiast uncovers the hidden reasons behind the perplexing 100% CPU usage on their Chumby 8 device. This deep dive into Linux kernel intri...
https://news.lavx.hu/article/cracking-the-code-unraveling-the-mystery-of-100-cpu-usage-on-a-chumby-8
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#CPUusage on this machine over the last week. As you can see there's an overnight job that maxes out all the cores. Can you guess when it was that I evicted the #DustBunnies and it stopped #ThermalThrottling?
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#CPUusage on this machine over the last week. As you can see there's an overnight job that maxes out all the cores. Can you guess when it was that I evicted the #DustBunnies and it stopped #ThermalThrottling?
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Turned my #AsusROG on to do some editing. Opened DaVinci Resolve, Viber and Microsoft Edge. Started downloading video files and... Every app was slow and stalling. Went to #TaskManager and started ending some tasks that I'm sure I can close. Then I noticed that #CPUusage is at 100%. I haven't even started working yet!
The culprit: #Nahimisvc32.exe. 😠
