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  1. Dropped a barbell on my foot (empty barbell, 15kg) while unloading it.

    Do not recommend. Bruise was already starting to show 30 mins later. Foot is tingly.

    #ouch #clutz

  2. Dropped a barbell on my foot (empty barbell, 15kg) while unloading it.

    Do not recommend. Bruise was already starting to show 30 mins later. Foot is tingly.

    #ouch #clutz

  3. Dropped a barbell on my foot (empty barbell, 15kg) while unloading it.

    Do not recommend. Bruise was already starting to show 30 mins later. Foot is tingly.

    #ouch #clutz

  4. Dropped a barbell on my foot (empty barbell, 15kg) while unloading it.

    Do not recommend. Bruise was already starting to show 30 mins later. Foot is tingly.

    #ouch #clutz

  5. CW: small cut, blood mention

    I got in another fight with the microplane/grater. Got my thumb this time, the sort of side of the tip and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Now its just a semi circle cut, but I have to take care not to jostle it too much or the flap will loose its grip and, well start flapping lol

    #clutz #injury #kitchenfail

  6. CW: small cut, blood mention

    I got in another fight with the microplane/grater. Got my thumb this time, the sort of side of the tip and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Now its just a semi circle cut, but I have to take care not to jostle it too much or the flap will loose its grip and, well start flapping lol

    #clutz #injury #kitchenfail

  7. CW: small cut, blood mention

    I got in another fight with the microplane/grater. Got my thumb this time, the sort of side of the tip and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Now its just a semi circle cut, but I have to take care not to jostle it too much or the flap will loose its grip and, well start flapping lol

    #clutz #injury #kitchenfail

  8. CW: small cut, blood mention

    I got in another fight with the microplane/grater. Got my thumb this time, the sort of side of the tip and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Now its just a semi circle cut, but I have to take care not to jostle it too much or the flap will loose its grip and, well start flapping lol

    #clutz #injury #kitchenfail

  9. Ow, That Really Hurt!

    I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

    I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

    You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

    #bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

  10. Ow, That Really Hurt!

    I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

    I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

    You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

    #bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

  11. Ow, That Really Hurt!

    I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

    I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

    You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

    #bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

  12. Ow, That Really Hurt!

    I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

    I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

    You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

    #bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

  13. I used to be deft. I was a smooth motherfucker.

    I'm about as deft as a newborn horse these days. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
    #clutz

  14. I used to be deft. I was a smooth motherfucker.

    I'm about as deft as a newborn horse these days. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
    #clutz

  15. I used to be deft. I was a smooth motherfucker.

    I'm about as deft as a newborn horse these days. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
    #clutz

  16. I used to be deft. I was a smooth motherfucker.

    I'm about as deft as a newborn horse these days. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
    #clutz

  17. Well, it's three things: washing finished ... Pout

    Also on very good news I walk from one end of the castle with two sharp knives ... Nothing happened ... Shock ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  18. Well, it's three things: washing finished ... Pout

    Also on very good news I walk from one end of the castle with two sharp knives ... Nothing happened ... Shock ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  19. Well, it's three things: washing finished ... Pout

    Also on very good news I walk from one end of the castle with two sharp knives ... Nothing happened ... Shock ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  20. Well, it's three things: washing finished ... Pout

    Also on very good news I walk from one end of the castle with two sharp knives ... Nothing happened ... Shock ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  21. Well, it's three things: washing finished ... Pout

    Also on very good news I walk from one end of the castle with two sharp knives ... Nothing happened ... Shock ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  22. Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  23. Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  24. Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  25. Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  26. Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  27. Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  28. Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  29. Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  30. Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  31. Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  32. I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  33. I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  34. I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  35. I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  36. I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  37. I wonder if this will work ... As some of you all know last week I put all the 120 bits in place and opened it the wrong way ... #clutz ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

  38. I wonder if this will work ... As some of you all know last week I put all the 120 bits in place and opened it the wrong way ... #clutz ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

  39. I wonder if this will work ... As some of you all know last week I put all the 120 bits in place and opened it the wrong way ... #clutz ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

  40. I wonder if this will work ... As some of you all know last week I put all the 120 bits in place and opened it the wrong way ... #clutz ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

  41. I wonder if this will work ... As some of you all know last week I put all the 120 bits in place and opened it the wrong way ... #clutz ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

  42. I was just looking at this laptop ... Yoga Book 9i Dual-Screen ... That's as far as I got ....2 * screen just means 4 * ability for me to crack them ... Giggles

    #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  43. I was just looking at this laptop ... Yoga Book 9i Dual-Screen ... That's as far as I got ....2 * screen just means 4 * ability for me to crack them ... Giggles

    #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  44. I was just looking at this laptop ... Yoga Book 9i Dual-Screen ... That's as far as I got ....2 * screen just means 4 * ability for me to crack them ... Giggles

    #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  45. I was just looking at this laptop ... Yoga Book 9i Dual-Screen ... That's as far as I got ....2 * screen just means 4 * ability for me to crack them ... Giggles

    #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  46. I was just looking at this laptop ... Yoga Book 9i Dual-Screen ... That's as far as I got ....2 * screen just means 4 * ability for me to crack them ... Giggles

    #clutz

    Hugz & xXx

  47. Not a record for me but close to it, I cracked my phone screen ... Don't mind me I will be in the corner laughing at myself ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  48. Not a record for me but close to it, I cracked my phone screen ... Don't mind me I will be in the corner laughing at myself ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  49. Not a record for me but close to it, I cracked my phone screen ... Don't mind me I will be in the corner laughing at myself ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz

  50. Not a record for me but close to it, I cracked my phone screen ... Don't mind me I will be in the corner laughing at myself ... Giggles

    Hugz & xXx

    #clutz