#catshaming — Public Fediverse posts

the four stages of "Pearl Insists I Move My Keyboard So She Can Sunbathe Here"

1. polite but firm stretches
2. big yawn
3. rude beeping
4. rub face all over keyboard to assert dominance. summon the console. type a bunch of nonsense. refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing.

#CatShaming

#CatShaming Please Move

This monster murdered a bird this week, and was disgustingly pleased with his orange self about it. Zero repentance.

You can build a catio to contain a cat, but you can't guarantee that dumb birds won't fly into it.

#goblinthecat #birdmurderer #cats #pets #CatsOfMastodon #catstodon #caturday #scritches #purring #catshaming

#catshaming #CatsOfMastodon

Formiga is trying to knock over the trash can to get an empty sardine can 🤦‍♀️ #catshaming

Throwback to when Bailey got his belly shaved and was a slut about it #CatShaming

progress of a crime
#catshaming
#caturday
#happeningnow

This is our #cat.
She looks stoned on #catnip, but she isn’t.
We have given her catnip all of twice since we got her ten years ago.
Both times we gave it to her in the form of catnip cushions.
Both times she went berserk, then took the cushion to the middle of the living room floor, and peed on it.

She’s been sober now for three years.

We think.
#cats #katze #katzen #mastocats #mastocat #catshaming

Ernest taking a well deserved nap after a night of removing the wool from the inside of my slippers. The evidence was disposed of, otherwise this would be a #CatShaming post.

#CatsOfMastodon #mavica FD-83 Kapton flash mod

Old cat has lost all food-stealing shame. He does not care. And we often let him get away with it, because he's soooo old! (2/3)

#catsofmastodon #cat #catshaming

"What do you mean, why is the empty cheese soup can on the floor? I am offended--offended!--by your implication, madam!"

#catsofmastodon #cat #catshaming

I snore. -Ernest

#CatsOfMastodon #CatShaming

@jorsh #CatShaming 😆