#batmansmidlifecrisis — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #batmansmidlifecrisis, aggregated by home.social.
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #絵チャ配信者るーれっと
9: #これを見た人は青が入っている画像を貼れ
8: #小学生低学年が作る文章を作れ
7: #polizeiruf110
6: #ひって打って出てきた言葉が10年後の姿
5: #caturday
4: #ListeningClub
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2: #SilentSunday
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Gestern Abend noch auf Facebook entdeckt. Die Art der Werbung finde ich ja echt genial gemacht. Aber irgendwie ist es halt auch nur die habe Miete 😂 Also: PC oder Mac? Ich hab beides ausprobiert. Und bin schlussendlich wieder beim PC. (Wobei ich ehrlicherweise den Mac manchmal als PC bezeichne) https://hobbyblogging.de/umstieg-von-windows-auf-mac #SilentSunday #batmansmidlifecrisis #LastWeekTonight #Fotomontag
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #絵チャ配信者るーれっと
9: #これを見た人は青が入っている画像を貼れ
8: #小学生低学年が作る文章を作れ
7: #polizeiruf110
6: #ひって打って出てきた言葉が10年後の姿
5: #caturday
4: #ListeningClub
3: #batmansmidlifecrisis
2: #SilentSunday
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Now his voice sounds like that ALL the time. #throatnodules
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Now thinks of Robin as “Cradle Robbin’”
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Batsuit needed a nipple-lift.
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"Now all of the babes want to snuggle up to Robin."
"Another round?"
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Takes an elevator to the Batcave instead of sliding down a fireman’s pole. #BatmansMidlifeCrisis #HashtagGames
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no one cared who I was before I put on the mask
…so now I’m 31, going by five different pennames, chronicling my existential spiral across platforms, and calling it “The Mirror Cycle.”guess the midlife crisis started early.
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Starting an 80s cover band.
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@xinicit
#batmansmidlifecrisisBullet-deflecting gold chains?
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Starts referring to the Batmobile as "a chick magnet".
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Celebrity contestant on The Masked Singer
#BatMansMidLifeCrisis
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#BatMansMidLifeCrisis thought bubble: Any con man can get rich — what I need is super powers. #HashTagGames
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Denied his drivers license renewal, Batman trades in the Batmobile for a Batmobility Scooter.
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Starting to dress up for Halloween again.
This year he’s dyeing his hair and bat suit orange; tying the batarang onto a long, red necktie; and going as Batarangutan.
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Worried about aging in place, he upgrades his shower into a walk-in battub
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Traded in the Batmobile for a Batporsche.
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Joins the recreational cricket league.
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What have I done with my life? Here I am aged 47 and I’m still serving commissioned officers, running errands snd pressing trousers. Surely there has to be more than this.
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Constantly annoying Robin to help compose a more melodic theme song.
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Anybody starts singing "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na"
Batman falls asleep.