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#alternativemovieendings Aragorn runs off with Eowyn to Tom Bombadil’s place. Frodo falls into the marsh and the Ring is lost in the muck. Sam goes home and plants potatoes.
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Uncle Monty: Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
Marwood: Sorry, I didn't realise you felt that strongly, Monty. I'll leave Withnail and we'll be a couple - but remember, consent is key!
*cut to Withnail with the wolves*
Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me…
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Uncle Monty: Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
Marwood: Sorry, I didn't realise you felt that strongly, Monty. I'll leave Withnail and we'll be a couple - but remember, consent is key!
*cut to Withnail with the wolves*
Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me…
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Uncle Monty: Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
Marwood: Sorry, I didn't realise you felt that strongly, Monty. I'll leave Withnail and we'll be a couple - but remember, consent is key!
*cut to Withnail with the wolves*
Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me…
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In Midnight in Paris, Gil Pender (Owen Wilson) decides to stay with Adriana (Marion Cotillard) in the Belle Époque and they live happily ever after
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William Thacker is rejected at the press conference by a vindictive Anna Scott who is angry at suffering from the rejection of a girl standing in front of a boy saying she loved him. In the follow-up, he ends up in jail for impersonating a journalist from Horse & Hounds
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Victor Lazlo falls hard for Yvonne, leaving Rick and Ilsa to live happily ever after
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#HashTagGames #casablancaRick turns to Louis: "I think this is the end of our friendship."
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Convinced by Darth Vader's argument, Luke turns off his lightsaber and takes his place by his side.
Together they take down the Rebellion and crush any further resistance. The Imperial force becomes the ultimate power in the universe.
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Thelma and Louise’s car turns out to be Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as they fly into the horizon
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The council listens to Jor-El and they resolve to work together to avert a crisis. The movie ends.
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#HashTagGamesThe result of the sheep dog trial is appealed to the Supreme Court and "Pig" ends up in the oven...
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#HashTagGames"Titanic" ends when Rose figures Jack is gone, so she will find her way to the island and live out her days with Gilligan - much to Marianne's dismay...
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#AlternativeMovieEndingsThe Poseidon Adventure gets more adventurous when Aquaman shows up to save everybody and sign autographs and take selfies with everybody at the end.
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Rather than returning to the cross Jesus accepts The Last Temptation, lives happily to old age with his wife Mary Magdalene and his family, and does his share to make Palestine a better place along the way. He is loved by many but in a healthy, non-cult way.
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#alternativemovieendings His 44 magnum clicking on an empty cylinder, Callahan just manages to get off “You lucky…” before being splattered all over the espresso machine.
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At the end of Breakfast Club, the kids head to Barry Manilow's house and they raid his closet.
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#alternativemovieendings #HashtagGames After encountering the Jupiter monolith, Dave Bowman walks down an ornate hallway and comes face to face with Elon Musk.
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Stressed out with saving the world, Superman gets a delivery job with Pizza Express. #AlternativeMovieEndings #HashTagGames
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The Radclifs, the 101 dalmatians, and Nancy the cook move to a house in the country, located on Porton Down.
Sadly, the dogs are exposed to distemper, rabies, and other bio-weapons by accident. They are then seized by the Ministry of Defence and the Ministry of Health as a danger to public health.
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Thelma and Louise buy a mobile home and move into a Tucson trailer park., which tragically explodes in a gas leak, killing them both.
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At the end of Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand apologizes for everything and joins both the AFL-CIO and the ACLU.
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Fade to black after Rocky and Dr. Frank-N-Furter close the bridal suite door, because by now it’s well after midnight and I can’t stay awake.
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Lady and Tramp are let outside to do their business. They are attacked by a rabid racoon. They have to be put down.
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Willie Wonka laughs as Charlie become one of the ingredients in his new chocolate bar.
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#AlternativeMovieEndingsThe older Pollyanna looks around, gets disgusted and storms out with a loud FORK THIS SNIT!
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#AlternativeMovieEndingsWhen finally deciding on his identity in Who Am I? Jackie Chan decides that his moves are smooth enough to be the top hibachi Ginsu master.