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🍉 BREAKING: hellomelon.shop is LIVE 🍉
After years of R&D in underground labs powered by melon seeds and moonlight, the world’s most innovatively useless device is finally here.

Introducing: The Hellomelon Core™
A device so advanced, we’re still not sure what it does — but it glows, it clicks, and it might just change everything (or nothing at all).

🛍️ Visit https://hellomelon.shop
Browse the store. Read the specs. Pretend you understand them.

#hellomelon #meloncore #absurdtech #satirelaunch #nextgennothing #misskey #orwell #threads

Ahahaha. Well done apple!

I have just had to make a really tough call: whether to use mouse+keyboard, or mouse+storage, or keyboard+storage. This is amazing. WWYD?

My display has usb ports, but obviously they are not picked up by macOS (the Debian machine picked them up just fine...).

The storage is non-negotiable because I'm working with large datasets (shocking, I know, that one would try to work on this toy-machine).

#MacRant #apple #BadTech #RichPeopleToys #AbsurdTech #WastedTech

Ahahaha. Well done apple!

I have just had to make a really tough call: whether to use mouse+keyboard, or mouse+storage, or keyboard+storage. This is amazing. WWYD?

My display has usb ports, but obviously they are not picked up by macOS (the Debian machine picked them up just fine...).

The storage is non-negotiable because I'm working with large datasets (shocking, I know, that one would try to work on this toy-machine).

#MacRant #apple #BadTech #RichPeopleToys #AbsurdTech #WastedTech

Ahahaha. Well done apple!

I have just had to make a really tough call: whether to use mouse+keyboard, or mouse+storage, or keyboard+storage. This is amazing. WWYD?

My display has usb ports, but obviously they are not picked up by macOS (the Debian machine picked them up just fine...).

The storage is non-negotiable because I'm working with large datasets (shocking, I know, that one would try to work on this toy-machine).

#MacRant #apple #BadTech #RichPeopleToys #AbsurdTech #WastedTech

Ahahaha. Well done apple!

I have just had to make a really tough call: whether to use mouse+keyboard, or mouse+storage, or keyboard+storage. This is amazing. WWYD?

My display has usb ports, but obviously they are not picked up by macOS (the Debian machine picked them up just fine...).

The storage is non-negotiable because I'm working with large datasets (shocking, I know, that one would try to work on this toy-machine).

#MacRant #apple #BadTech #RichPeopleToys #AbsurdTech #WastedTech