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That fat orange fuck was golf-cheating at his bedbug-ridden shithole. A former #RegisteredRepublican, exercising his 2-A, carrying a Penis Extender in Florida, didn't take a shot at #FatHitler.
Since Obama's first term, we've been listening to lies, gaslighting, and hate speech from #PizzaTheHut. Now, #CouchFucker Shady Vance is telling us we need to "turn down the rhetoric."
As a dog-eating Libtard, I say #NoFuckingWay,
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That fat orange fuck was golf-cheating at his bedbug-ridden shithole. A former #RegisteredRepublican, exercising his 2-A, carrying a Penis Extender in Florida, didn't take a shot at #FatHitler.
Since Obama's first term, we've been listening to lies, gaslighting, and hate speech from #PizzaTheHut. Now, #CouchFucker Shady Vance is telling us we need to "turn down the rhetoric."
As a dog-eating Libtard, I say #NoFuckingWay,
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Whale-head Dead-bear calls up #Kamala and says, "Gimme a job, or I'll kill your dog."
#MadamPresident tells him to fuck himself with a Calabrese, so he calls up Trump and says, "Mean ol' Kamala won't give him a <i>Black Job</i>."
(If the HTML tags don't work, everybody on Masto knows what they mean anyway.)
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Biden:
"I had a paper route in 1955."
Press--ALL--the press:
"Was it really 1955? Records show it was '56. Are you old, feeble, or just a liar?"
"I was attorney general..."
"Yeah, but are you really Black?"
"Helicopter... MLK... Elton John... She's dumb... but sir... Putin... Helicopter... porn star... couch... MKL... MKL, they call him... they said, Sir, was it LKM? Helicouch... the oranges... the oranges of the problem...
"Thank you President Trump."
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God, I'm so disappointed with #ThomasMatthewCrooks #RegisteredRepublican. He didn't even have a #Scrotus brand bumpstock. What kind of Republican is he, anyway?
*Sarcasm font*
Disclaimer: This post does not advocate political violence.
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So, my boy #ThomasMatthewCrooks #RegisteredRepublican is an example of the Left not "allowing" the HF's "revolution" to be "bloodless?"
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Thing 1. He's probably lying. He tends to do that, you know. He'll collect a bunch of money from his suckers and losers, and they'll never get their hate and rage party.
Thing 2. If he does have it, think how hate-filled, tragic, morose, and, above all, boring it will be. If the DNC taught us anything, it's how to throw a party.
Thing 3. This was not even the #Rapeublicans' proudest moment. I don't think it will turn out to be the victory celebration #OrangeJesus is expecting.
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#FatHitler, the #OrangeJesus was testing offensive names for #MadamPresident, #KamalaHarris2024.
One of them was "Lying Kamala."
Really? Seriously? The human genital wart who LITERALLY tells a lie every 30 seconds is calling my future President "Lying Kamala?"
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Just remember one thing as you struggle through the next 4 months. Trump hates dogs and cars. Yes, #OrangeJesus, #FatHitler HATES dogs and cars. Is THAT who you want leading this nation?
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@biscuit_tornado
An eagle scared the hell outta Trump, and it took him days to recover. Yet, after registered Republican #ThomasMatthewCrooks shot him, Trump was up pumping his #ArthriticFist and yelling fight, fight, fight.Again. Sounds staged. The Buffoon Squad hired Crooks to shoot and miss the Reality Clown to help contribute to the #OrangeJesus image.
Crooks didn't expect to eat one for the team.
Disclaimer: This post does not advocate political violence.
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If you see something that says #Kamala or #CoachWallz did something horrible, ignore it. It's a lie created by Russian bots and pushed by Trump.
Anything.
The worse it sounds, the more likely it's not true.
Don't let them win. Ignore all the #Rapeublican lies. All of them.
#TheyAreEatingTheDogs
#TheyFuckCouchesDontThey
#CouchFucker
#FuckTrump
#VoteBlue2024
#FUCKDeSantis
#FuckRepublicans
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The #Rapeublicans are split between the phony "issues" caucus vs. the "Teabag" caucus.
If a #Rapeublican refers to "kitchen tables" in their lie salad, they're part of the former, and if they rape teenagers and blow vape juice all over pregnant women, they're in the latter camp.
So, the latter still wants to impeach #Joe, but the "we're not so bad" crowd doesn't.
I say do it. Impeach him. It'll be the rope you hang yourselves with.
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You know why Republicans are always getting divorced?
They never defend their wives. Little Marco, Trump was all over his wife. He's all "Yes Sir Trump. Whatever you say sir."
Cancun Ted Cruz: "Now that you mention it Mr. Trump sir, my wife is kinda ugly."
#CouchFucker Vance is just another #Rapeublican in snake's clothing.
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Hey, a #Rapeublican weirdo who can string together an entire sentence. Let's count our blessings.
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#Scrotus will let him go. He's a #Rapeublican
But me? I wanna see him in blue jeans swingin' a hammah and singing, "♫Takes rocks an' gravel oh-well-a, to make a solid road oh-well-a...♫"
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Know your dog whistles.
When a #Rapeublican says, "our country," he means HIS country. Not mine, and not yours.
When a #Rapeublican says, "hard working Americans," he means Democrats all live in their parents' basement and don't have jobs.
When a #Rapeublican says "taxpayer 'dahlurs,'" he means, "We're the only ones who pay taxes."
When a #Rapeublican says "the Constitution," he means the Bible.
When a #Rapeublican says "the Bible," he means a way to take away your rights.
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Imagine that. A lying #Rapeublican. Who'd-a-thunk?
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Well, this here is one white guy who's NEVER voted for a #Rapeublican.
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Well, that's kinda the whole point. #Rapeupblicans are the party of hate, but they are at least egalitarian in that hate. That is to say that they hate everybody equally.
Trump won in 2016 because he hated all the right people, including "that bitch," Hillary.
My disdain for #Rapeublicans was certainly fueled by the Anti-Obama candidate, #FatHitler, but it was born with Nixon. I've fought them my whole life. Remember the "Welfare Cadillacs?" That's American Republicanism.
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Well, that's kinda the whole point. #Rapeupblicans are the party of hate, but they are at least egalitarian in that hate. That is to say that they hate everybody equally.
Trump won in 2016 because he hated all the right people, including "that bitch," Hillary.
My disdain for #Rapeublicans was certainly fueled by the Anti-Obama candidate, #FatHitler, but it was born with Nixon. I've fought them my whole life. Remember the "Welfare Cadillacs?" That's American Republicanism.
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Well, that's kinda the whole point. #Rapeupblicans are the party of hate, but they are at least egalitarian in that hate. That is to say that they hate everybody equally.
Trump won in 2016 because he hated all the right people, including "that bitch," Hillary.
My disdain for #Rapeublicans was certainly fueled by the Anti-Obama candidate, #FatHitler, but it was born with Nixon. I've fought them my whole life. Remember the "Welfare Cadillacs?" That's American Republicanism.
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Well, that's kinda the whole point. #Rapeupblicans are the party of hate, but they are at least egalitarian in that hate. That is to say that they hate everybody equally.
Trump won in 2016 because he hated all the right people, including "that bitch," Hillary.
My disdain for #Rapeublicans was certainly fueled by the Anti-Obama candidate, #FatHitler, but it was born with Nixon. I've fought them my whole life. Remember the "Welfare Cadillacs?" That's American Republicanism.
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Well, that's kinda the whole point. #Rapeupblicans are the party of hate, but they are at least egalitarian in that hate. That is to say that they hate everybody equally.
Trump won in 2016 because he hated all the right people, including "that bitch," Hillary.
My disdain for #Rapeublicans was certainly fueled by the Anti-Obama candidate, #FatHitler, but it was born with Nixon. I've fought them my whole life. Remember the "Welfare Cadillacs?" That's American Republicanism.
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Oh, God. Watching #MSNBC, which is increasingly becoming a bad idea. Ana Cabrera says that residents of Springfield, Ohio, are angry at "what they are calling a lie."
It's not a lie. It's "what they are calling" a lie.
I don't know how #Harris_Walz2024 is going to be able to save our country from #FatHitler when our chicken-shit news media is so broken.