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  1. JD Vance’s chivalry to his wife Usha fools no one

    Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed has the vice president’s number

    #couchfucker #phony #thief #liar #JDVance

    www.salon.com/2026/09/04/j...

    JD Vance's chivalry to his wif...

  2. Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.

    P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.

    M: Of course.

    P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.

    M: Because you fucking deserved it.

    P: Ya, you deserved it.

    M: And stop wearing eyeliner!

    P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.

    M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.

    P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?

    M: His couch is.

    #USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics