#couchfucker β Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #couchfucker, aggregated by home.social.
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Bold of the Government, represented here by the Couchfucker, to admit this...
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#DataCenters: Bulldozing people's homes for AI nonsense!
Forcibly taking peoples #homes in #Georgia. Fight now, so it doesn't happen to youThis story starts at the 14.20min mark.
The (Source: #MorePerfectUnion) #tech #capitalismAt the 16.10min mark approx. Trump said 'I don't care about #affordability' and #Couchfucker et al making excuses or pretending π¦§didn't say it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TefHwEnFM4c&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D&ra=m
First story, #SuperRichBullies vs #Filmmaker
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lol, the USA has lost control
#JDVance #Iran #USA #USPol #USPolitics #Couchfucker #GeoPolitics
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Remember that 77 million Americans voted for these clowns and millions more had something better to do than stop them. And now the World suffers.
#JDVance #Couchfucker #USPol #USpolitics #Iran #IranWar #Geopolitics #Pakistan
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Sociopath and Serial Child Murderer #Couchfucker is Having a Bad Day at TPUSA
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Sociopath and Serial Child Murderer #Couchfucker is Having a Bad Day at TPUSA
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RE: https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/116409210666193072
"I'll send over JD Vance to wow the Europeans. I am very smart!"
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@maddad/116409371051914362
Imagine having the audacity to tell the Pope he doesn't know the Bible like you do.
It's things like that which lose elections for people....
#JDVance #Couchfucker #PopeLeo #USPol #USPolitics #Catholicism
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I fully and heartily and very strongly endorse JD Vance for president!
JD Vance Would Make a Horrible Presidential Candidate
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a71014565/jd-vance-presidential-candidate-political-media/#JDVance #NapoleonBonacouch #Ohio #GOPExtremist #GOPTraitor #GOPLiar #GOP #VoteBlue #WhiteCollarElegy #PutinsVP #Project2025 #CouchFucker #JVCouch
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'Will you stand for Western civilization and for the God of our fathers?' cried JD Vance as he plunged his phallus into a three seater leather sofa with mahogany frame
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RE: https://journa.host/@stevebenen/116398772774411697
JD Vance the Fail Whale
(remember those days?)
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"Pseudoscience in Naziland" indeed....what was JD Vance saying about Aliens again?
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"Pseudoscience in Naziland" indeed....what was JD Vance saying about Aliens again?
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"Pseudoscience in Naziland" indeed....what was JD Vance saying about Aliens again?
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"Pseudoscience in Naziland" indeed....what was JD Vance saying about Aliens again?
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"Pseudoscience in Naziland" indeed....what was JD Vance saying about Aliens again?
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@wdlindsy just keep sending #couchfucker to stump for fellow autocrats and we'll be fine.
Looks like they are also working on accelerating the move away from the #FossilFuelEconomy globally. Wouldn't it be something, if #AmericanFascists achieved more for the environment and global democracy in a few short years than all the liberal elites could do in decades? π€π€ -
lol, another 'win' for JD Vance this weekend...
#Orban #Hungary #Fascists #JDVance #Couchfucker #Politics #EpsteinClass
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@gknauss/116392481763438112
lol, what were they thinking? set up to fail...
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@EuromaidanPress/116386934615652032
You mean JD Vance didn't win them over? But he's so charming and relatable! /s
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RE: https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/116376816177949230
Oh how, JD Vance's ghostwriter is really sending the Couchfucker up, "I know better than two Popes", such hilarious arrogance!
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Trump's 15 point counter proposal was written by Chat GPT, wasn't it? There'll be logs of it...
#Trump #Iran #IranWar #JDVance #Couchfucker #USPol #USPolitics #ChatGPT
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ππΊπΈUS Vice President vance a simple-minded racist rube who doesnβt understand what a punch in the face means (more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-polytics/4110900-zelensky-comments-on-vances-statement-about-haggling-over-a-few-square-kilometers.html #Ukraine #CouchFucker #Weird #America #US #USA #maga #Trump #Press #Media #News #Headlines #russiaUkraineWar
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Hoping JD Vance visits the UK to give the Far Right here his 'support' like he did for Hungary π
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If this were #shakespeare, #thiel and #vance would manipulate #rubio and #hegseth to kill each other, maybe in some kind of duel, then the #couchfucker would invoke the #25th and then #BigHands, #47, the #childrapist would die in his sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.
#cdnpoli #canada #mexico #fascism #antifa #antifascist #elbowsup #bcpoli #vancouver #burnabybc #canlab #bcgreens #bcndp #ecosocialism #whitehouse
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Wait, this "my wife has the right to skydive" shit is him explaining how they submitted to Iran's demands?
Was the last couch he fucked laced with LSD?!#IranWar #OperationEpicFuckUp #JDVance #UshaVance #Couchfucker #StraitOfHormuz #USPol #USPolitics
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Iβm reminded of Matthew 6:5β¦ βAnd when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.β
Or, you know, sell books about your supposed conversion to line your own pockets.
Hypocrite.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/apr/01/jd-vance-new-memoir-book-catholicism-communion #COUCHFUCKER #CHRISTOFASCIST #CHRISTOFASCISM #WEAPONIZINGCHRISTIANITY #WEAPONIZINGCATHOLICISM #USA #USBS
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JD Vance's 'diminution' accelerates as the war in Iran rages on: analysts #Couchfucker #GOPLiesAboutEverything #Iran #JDVance #Mascara www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
JD Vance's 'diminution' accele... -
Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
#USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics
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Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
#USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics
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Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
#USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics
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Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
#USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics
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Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
#USPol #Vance #JDVance #profanity #creep #creepy #FBomb #EpsteinFiles #couch #CouchFucker #pedophile #Chesterfield #Ottoman #Olypmics
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JD Vance is a fucking piece of shit who will NEVER be president. Start writing him off today, Republicans!
#JDVance #Ohio #ShadyVance #NoRepublicansEverAgain #NapoleonBonacouch #GOPTraitor #WhiteCollarElegy #PutinsVP #CouchFucker #USPol
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LOL. Wait all you want; you will NEVER be president.
'Conspicuously absent': JD Vance reportedly waiting for MAGA reaction to latest Trump move
https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-venezuela-2674861320/#CouchFucker #JDVance #Ohio #SmoothLiar #NoRepublicansEverAgain #NapoleonBonacouch #GOPExtremist #USPol
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He dropped to his knees and, with tears in his eyes, screamed "STELLA!!" before he realized his beloved was still wearing her protective plastic cover and was relatively unharmed
#meme #memes #shitpost #JDVance #couchfucker #hardtimes #satire
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This loser will NEVER hold public office again.
11 times JD Vance was a pathetic jerk
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/12/27/2356699/-11-times-JD-Vance-was-a-pathetic-jerk#JDVance #NapoleonBonacouch #Ohio #GOPExtremist #GOPTraitor #GOPLiar #GOP #VoteBlue #WhiteCollarElegy #PutinsVP #Project2025 #CouchFucker #JVCouch #USPol
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"JD VANCE & ERIKA KIRK'S NEW CLOSENESS HAS EVERYONE STARTING AN UNEXPECTED MAGA RUMOR"
https://www.nickiswift.com/1999049/jd-vance-erika-kirk-relationship-starts-unexpected-rumor/
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Robert Jenwick is Britain's answer to JD Vance.
Keep an eye on those couches....
#RobertJenwick #JDVance #Couchfucker #Fascists #Fascism #WhiteNationalism
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#KrazyKash Patel Tweets Dubious βEvidenceβ Following Attack On #Migrants At #ICEFacility - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8d9R8OvmFE
#ICE WERE NOT TARGETED !!!!
#MIGRANTS WERE KILLED!!! NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT
#TexasShootingOfDetainedMIGRANTS
#CouchFucker tries to present himself as if he's now the president. #FuckJDVance