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  1. JD Vance is what you get if Malachai from Children of the Corn fucked couches.

    #JDVance #CouchFucker

  2. Not content with defiling couches, #Republican Vice Presidential candidate #JDVance is apparently moving on to #dolphinSex. How is this freak the Republican choice for #VP? #Trump is going to spend all his time on the golf course while JD is hanging at #IKEA and #SeaWorld? Whatever. #KamalaHarris may not be a perfect human being but at least she's not fucking dolphins and furniture.

    #dolphinporn #couchfucker #JDVanceCouch #VoteBlue #VoteBlue2024 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

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