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  1. Tonight's #Tipple
    #Smirnoff Miami Peach
    Tastes like #Archers and I'm mixing it with 7-Up

    Yep, can recommend. 9/10*

    *Only cos it's not whisky

  2. "You always used to be a wanker, but you were never a cunt!"

    What a line, what a delivery.
    Robert Carlyle still has it.

    #ToxicTown #RobertCarlyle

  3. "You always used to be a wanker, but you were never a cunt!"

    What a line, what a delivery.
    Robert Carlyle still has it.

    #ToxicTown #RobertCarlyle

  4. "You always used to be a wanker, but you were never a cunt!"

    What a line, what a delivery.
    Robert Carlyle still has it.

    #ToxicTown #RobertCarlyle

  5. "You always used to be a wanker, but you were never a cunt!"

    What a line, what a delivery.
    Robert Carlyle still has it.

  6. "You always used to be a wanker, but you were never a cunt!"

    What a line, what a delivery.
    Robert Carlyle still has it.

    #ToxicTown #RobertCarlyle

  7. Settling down to watch the great Seann Walsh perform his latest stand-up: This Is Torture

    #SeannWalsh #ThisIsTorture #LiveComedy

  8. #Fuming
    The train tickets I booked yesterday were ideal for my needs. But the ticket was "only these trains".

    Today, the joke company that is #NorthernRail has cancelled exactly those two trains. So I've had to rebook (cos refunds were not available) at an extra cost of £3.20...

    This country is becoming a joke. We can't even do trains properly.

    #ThirdWorldBritain

  9. Well this is a shit message to send out to parents.
    Give your kid tough-love and they'll become top of their chosen sport.

    My mum gave me tough love and it made me believe I was a failure at everything I did and that there was no sense in even trying.

    So, sure: tough love FTW

    #ToughLove #BadParenting

    bbc.com/sport/football/article

  10. Well this is a shit message to send out to parents.
    Give your kid tough-love and they'll become top of their chosen sport.

    My mum gave me tough love and it made me believe I was a failure at everything I did and that there was no sense in even trying.

    So, sure: tough love FTW

    #ToughLove #BadParenting

    bbc.com/sport/football/article

  11. Well this is a shit message to send out to parents.
    Give your kid tough-love and they'll become top of their chosen sport.

    My mum gave me tough love and it made me believe I was a failure at everything I did and that there was no sense in even trying.

    So, sure: tough love FTW

    #ToughLove #BadParenting

    bbc.com/sport/football/article

  12. Well this is a shit message to send out to parents.
    Give your kid tough-love and they'll become top of their chosen sport.

    My mum gave me tough love and it made me believe I was a failure at everything I did and that there was no sense in even trying.

    So, sure: tough love FTW

    bbc.com/sport/football/article

  13. Well this is a shit message to send out to parents.
    Give your kid tough-love and they'll become top of their chosen sport.

    My mum gave me tough love and it made me believe I was a failure at everything I did and that there was no sense in even trying.

    So, sure: tough love FTW

    #ToughLove #BadParenting

    bbc.com/sport/football/article

  14. Tonight's tipple: Monkey Shoulder Smokey Monkey

    Very tasty, can recommend to anyone wanting to venture into peated whiskies but doesn't want to spend too much.
    #MonkeyShoulder #SmokeyMonkey

  15. We've arrived in Ho Chi Minh City and have found a coffee shop.

    I'm having a ginger, peanut latte.
    Tasting notes to follow.

    #Vietnam #HCMC

    Tonkin Egg Coffee & Vietnamese Delights
    maps.app.goo.gl/a9xzKnygYZoA34

  16. We've arrived in Ho Chi Minh City and have found a coffee shop.

    I'm having a ginger, peanut latte.
    Tasting notes to follow.

    Tonkin Egg Coffee & Vietnamese Delights
    maps.app.goo.gl/a9xzKnygYZoA34

  17. We've arrived in Ho Chi Minh City and have found a coffee shop.

    I'm having a ginger, peanut latte.
    Tasting notes to follow.

    #Vietnam #HCMC

    Tonkin Egg Coffee & Vietnamese Delights
    maps.app.goo.gl/a9xzKnygYZoA34

  18. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  19. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  20. My friend is here. He's an ex (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of ...

  21. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  22. Tonight's #Tipple: #Kilchoman Batch Strength (57%)

    Tasting notes to follow, but it'll be smoky.