home.social

Search

1000 results for “MattPCart”

  1. Well, that was Squeaky-Bum-Time from

  2. How to tell if you're tired...

    Your brain serves up "3D square" instead of "cube"

    🤦🏻‍♀️

  3. A phrase that I hear quite often in movies is "who knew they'd be worth more dead than alive"...

    Am I really the only person who has insurance to cover my death?!
    I'm definitely worth more dead.

    Especially if I die while employed. Death In Service will make my wife rich!

  4. Considering Israel shouldn't have been allowed, that was the perfect kick in the teeth.

  5. Considering Israel shouldn't have been allowed, that was the perfect kick in the teeth.
    #Eurovision2026

  6. Considering Israel shouldn't have been allowed, that was the perfect kick in the teeth.
    #Eurovision2026

  7. Considering Israel shouldn't have been allowed, that was the perfect kick in the teeth.
    #Eurovision2026

  8. I mean, it's not "nil point", but it might as well be

  9. I mean, it's not "nil point", but it might as well be

    #Eurovision2026

  10. Oh dear, that doesn't look good.

  11. @Drachenstreichler It's an odd thing to think each morning, isn't it?

    But then I remember the joy people had when #Thatcher died and... yeah. There's that.

  12. @Drachenstreichler It's an odd thing to think each morning, isn't it?

    But then I remember the joy people had when died and... yeah. There's that.

  13. @Drachenstreichler It's an odd thing to think each morning, isn't it?

    But then I remember the joy people had when #Thatcher died and... yeah. There's that.

  14. You know what, this is how I've always driven. I focus at least 3-4 cars ahead or off into middle distance.

    So I'm never surprised by those pricks who focus on their bonnet ornament. 😂

    youtube.com/shorts/rwz10_5IgOI

  15. You know you're old when:
    Someone names a YouTube post as "Crazy Frog" when you KNOW it's "Axel F".

    You're also nerdy if you know the true origin of the crazy frog...

  16. Currently sitting in watching Henning Wehn, German comedy ambassador.

    And he's funny.

  17. Currently sitting in #Blackpool watching Henning Wehn, German comedy ambassador.

    And he's funny.

    #HenningWehn #German #Comedy

  18. When you look at James Spader's IMDb lists something interesting jumps out.

    When he has a part in a long-running TV show, he doesn't take other work.
    200+ episodes as #Reddington and nothing else.

    Quite the message to send
    #JamesSpader

  19. When you look at James Spader's IMDb lists something interesting jumps out.

    When he has a part in a long-running TV show, he doesn't take other work.
    200+ episodes as #Reddington and nothing else.

    Quite the message to send
    #JamesSpader

  20. When you look at James Spader's IMDb lists something interesting jumps out.

    When he has a part in a long-running TV show, he doesn't take other work.
    200+ episodes as #Reddington and nothing else.

    Quite the message to send
    #JamesSpader

  21. When you look at James Spader's IMDb lists something interesting jumps out.

    When he has a part in a long-running TV show, he doesn't take other work.
    200+ episodes as and nothing else.

    Quite the message to send

  22. Dammit. When will I learn?

    I've just done a couple of hours of moving heavy things in the garden.
    Now, when sitting, I can tell I've overdone it a bit.

    Expecting the #DOMS by Friday 👍🏻

    Follow me for more health tips

  23. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  24. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  25. My #Canadian friend is here. He's an ex #Scot (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of #Scotland...

    #IrnBru

  26. My friend is here. He's an ex (applied for Canadian citizenship) who's first pic to me today was of a 2l bottle of Irn Bru

    You can take the man out of ...