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  1. The sequel to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is I Have No Ass And I Must Fart

    #LowQualityFacts

  2. @lowqualityfacts Or possibly specifically the #BrisbaneBroncos. He didn't really clarify that point.

  3. @lowqualityfacts Or possibly specifically the #BrisbaneBroncos. He didn't really clarify that point.

  4. @lowqualityfacts Or possibly specifically the #BrisbaneBroncos. He didn't really clarify that point.

  5. @lowqualityfacts Or possibly specifically the #BrisbaneBroncos. He didn't really clarify that point.

  6. The last digit of pi is 4, in case you were wondering

    #LowQualityFacts

  7. the international union of pure and applied christianity, IUPAC, was a flop, so they moved on to christian science instead

    #LowQualityFacts

  8. @Raeyn Save those antispoons -- in the future, we will be able to combine them with regular posi-spoons to generate virtually infinite energy. ☀️ #lowQualityFacts

  9. Pro tip: if you get an unexpected expensive bill that's due on April 1st, it's just an April Fools Day prank and you can legally ignore it.

    #LowQualityFacts

  10. no stairs either. they can only get to the top by putting everyone else down.

    its also a safety issue, which is why so many people died in the 2001 Empire State Building bombing when they were unable to escape the tower before it collapsed

    theyve had to rebuild it twice now

    mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/

    #LowQualityFacts

  11. @undercarbonated I believe that is officially accepted as a regional dialect pronounciation.

    Alternate spelling: giþub (for those who prefer thorny code-issues)

    #lowQualityFacts

  12. @cmconseils cork is the only known way to properly orient USB-A drives for insertion the first time.

    #LowQualityFacts #buoyancy

  13. the therarc-25 was named for its ability to kill only 25% of its patients, a big step up from the therac-50 and the therac-100

    #LowQualityFacts

  14. @FeloniousPunk solid shit was first invented in the 20th century

    prior to that, people had diarrhea all the time

    #LowQualityFacts

  15. @mjd @arclight British road workers were carefully selected by mouth size, just for this reason. Those unsuited were impressed.

    #LowQualityFacts

  16. y'all remember that famous Beatles song, "Back in the USSR" 😉 from when Britain re-merged with the USSR after the first Brexit?

    #LowQualityFacts

  17. maybe the USA is only 5 years away from existence failure, just like its predecessor, the USSR, was in 1983.

    #LowQualityFacts

  18. Big Zettelkasten: a shady cabal of note-making scholars, most of whom are only pretending to be deceased. They undermine civilisation, one carefully-considered note at a time. #LowQualityFacts #Zettelkasten

  19. @c_dan4th the scientific consensus is that the End Times did happen in the 20-teens and now we’re stuck in the Stupid Times. #LowQualityFacts

  20. @lowqualityfacts

    You have started a meme.

    It would appear Yetis are second only to Cats

    #yeti #cats

  21. @lowqualityfacts

    You have started a meme.

    It would appear Yetis are second only to Cats

    #yeti #cats

  22. @lowqualityfacts

    You have started a meme.

    It would appear Yetis are second only to Cats

    #yeti #cats

  23. @lowqualityfacts

    You have started a meme.

    It would appear Yetis are second only to Cats

    #yeti #cats

  24. @lowqualityfacts

    You have started a meme.

    It would appear Yetis are second only to Cats

    #yeti #cats