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  1. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Excel is called Excel because it was written by an ex convict and he wanted everyone to experience being boxed in

  2. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Outlook is called Outlook because looking inward at what people thought in the recent past is preferable to facing the future

  3. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    In the early demo version of Snap!’s The Power, Penny Ford originally sang “I’ve got the PowerPoint”

    and “it’s gittin’, it’s gittin’, it’s gittin’ kinda heavy”

    was Turbo B lamenting that even back in 1990 it was crappy bloatware

  4. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Cameo’s 1986 hit ‘Word Up!’ was a plea from Larry Blackmon to fully equip yourself with a word processor

  5. You can't see it in the famous photo, but it's a little known fact that just out of frame a dude in a 5 ton pickup truck is laying on his horn while revving his engine and shouting "Get out of the Street" while The Beatles are trying to cross Abbey Road.

    #LowQualityFacts

  6. Jerry Cans are named after Gerald Cannister, inventor of walking to the nearest gas station

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  7. American cheeses are orange because the farmers feed their cows cheetos when no one is looking #lowqualityfacts

  8. Taking more than 1 one-a-day vitamins at a time will klll most people

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  9. Many do not know, but Finland is one of the few European countries that has never lost a FIFA World Cup match.

    #Lowqualityfacts #football

  10. @alice This was true in the 1990s, however; they all reformed during the Great Bisexual Revolt of 2003 in which the non-evil leather-clad sex-vixens cast the evil leather-clad sex-vixens into a pit and left them there long enough for them to have a good think, during which they invented masochism-kink (which totally did not exist before then). #LowQualityFacts

  11. @halcy oh those are fake. most games only have three shaders these days. but, people expect it still, so we just throw up a fake progress bar and use the time to mine a little crypto currency. that's why it only happens on PC #lowqualityfacts

  12. The sequel to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is I Have No Ass And I Must Fart

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  13. The last digit of pi is 4, in case you were wondering

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  14. @Raeyn Save those antispoons -- in the future, we will be able to combine them with regular posi-spoons to generate virtually infinite energy. ☀️ #lowQualityFacts