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  1. One of the benefits of living in a brutalist construction is that you can move all of your furniture to the center of the room and then power wash the walls and floors to clean. #LowQualityFacts #TrueFacts

  2. Evan Dando of The Lemonheads came up with the lyrics for Alison's Starting To Happen while cutting onions.

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  3. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Excel is called Excel because it was written by an ex convict and he wanted everyone to experience being boxed in

  4. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Outlook is called Outlook because looking inward at what people thought in the recent past is preferable to facing the future

  5. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    In the early demo version of Snap!’s The Power, Penny Ford originally sang “I’ve got the PowerPoint”

    and “it’s gittin’, it’s gittin’, it’s gittin’ kinda heavy”

    was Turbo B lamenting that even back in 1990 it was crappy bloatware

  6. Microsoft #lowQualityFacts

    Cameo’s 1986 hit ‘Word Up!’ was a plea from Larry Blackmon to fully equip yourself with a word processor

  7. You can't see it in the famous photo, but it's a little known fact that just out of frame a dude in a 5 ton pickup truck is laying on his horn while revving his engine and shouting "Get out of the Street" while The Beatles are trying to cross Abbey Road.

    #LowQualityFacts

  8. Jerry Cans are named after Gerald Cannister, inventor of walking to the nearest gas station

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  9. American cheeses are orange because the farmers feed their cows cheetos when no one is looking #lowqualityfacts

  10. Taking more than 1 one-a-day vitamins at a time will klll most people

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  11. Many do not know, but Finland is one of the few European countries that has never lost a FIFA World Cup match.

    #Lowqualityfacts #football

  12. @alice This was true in the 1990s, however; they all reformed during the Great Bisexual Revolt of 2003 in which the non-evil leather-clad sex-vixens cast the evil leather-clad sex-vixens into a pit and left them there long enough for them to have a good think, during which they invented masochism-kink (which totally did not exist before then). #LowQualityFacts

  13. @halcy oh those are fake. most games only have three shaders these days. but, people expect it still, so we just throw up a fake progress bar and use the time to mine a little crypto currency. that's why it only happens on PC #lowqualityfacts

  14. The sequel to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is I Have No Ass And I Must Fart

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  15. The last digit of pi is 4, in case you were wondering

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  16. Great Moments in History : Discovery of the Bogon/Bozon Conversion by Eadweird Steersbreth of Edinburgh in 1924. During tests of a crumpet-slicing invention his wife Agatha accidentally fell on the device and was made extremely bogus by the combination of crumpet, butter and machine oil. The resulting huge burst of bogons drew every bozo for miles. Attempting to rescue her from peril, Eadweird attempted to reverse polarity and the Bozon was born. #lowqualityfacts #bogon #bozon #bozo #ohnoletsgo