#alicepics — Public Fediverse posts
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Okay, last dick pic for a bit.
#AlicePics #Suggestive #StrapOn #SexToys #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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My poll about strap-ons seemed to get Fedi going, so I thought I'd try posting a different kind of pole this time 😉
#AlicePics #Suggestive #SexToys #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Speaking of inspiration for my poll about strap-ons.
#AlicePics #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText #SexToys #Suggestive
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I haven't figured out how to set a new combo on this antique lock yet, but at least it was easy to decode 😋
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I had to make a tool out of spare bits to pick this ancient disc-tumbler lock!
Yes, I tried the vibrator first, but it wasn't having any of it.
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Found this awesome Sargent solid brass 4-lever pancake push-key lock at the vintage hardware store.
Probably dates to circa 1895-1910.
Fun fact: the shackle spring is so strong that it holds some of the levers in place when you set them, hence I only had to poke it a couple times to set them all and pop it.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.
(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)
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@lowqualityfacts here's the third. I almost gave up, but decided to keep trying with the remaining bits of the first noodle.
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It's true!
In (low quality) fact, a single uncooked spaghetti noodle is good for up to three locks!
@lowqualityfacts https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116310533771748568
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Just got my new care package from #RedTeamTools!
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These fishnets leave marks that make me feel like a thicc ham.
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49 more love locks yesterday!
Which means over 500 in my collection now!
Which means over half way to the goal!
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InB4 "Why do you steal love locks?"
1. The city considers them graffiti and abandoned property.
2. They cause damage to structures.
3. They rust away and become a hazard.
4. The city destroys them.
5. They're my friends, and I love them.
6. They're all going into a big museum art installation as a celebration of love and locksport.
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#LearnLockpickingWithAlice lesson 11 (part two): DIY padlock shims!
Who wants to spend a $5 on fancy padlock shims, when you can make shitty ones for the price of a soda can (and maybe a finger or two)?
Today, I'm going to teach y'all how to turn a soda can into like 6 disposable padlock shims.
⚠️ Soda cans are razor sharp on the cut edges, please be careful; your fingers will thank you 🫶
1. To start, get yourself an empty can of soda, beer, energy drink, etc.
2. Using some scissors you don't care about, cut the top and bottom off along the bevel. You should now have a tube that is open at both ends.
3. Cut the tube down one side and flatten it out into a rectangle, then cut it into 2.5" x 1" strips.
4. Take a strip and (with a marker) divide it into a 4x4 grid.
5. Then cut an "M" shape out of the bottom half of the 2.5" x 1" rectangle.
6. Fold the top ¼ of the rectangle down.
7. Fold the legs of the "M" up and over the top on each side.
8. Shape the shim around a lock shackle.
9. Shim something.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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You've heard of vibe-coding...
(cue the punnuendo replies)
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Maximum resistance to picking.
If "maximum" is about 20 seconds, I'd hate to see their less-secure locks.
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Here's one I ended up pulling back out of my donation pile because it was too cute. On the back the little duck is upsidedown and the glass is empty.
#AlicePics #TShirt #Selfie #AltAfterDark #AltText #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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Have some side-view of the symbiote and another black swimsuit that didn't make the cut.
#AlicePics #Swimsuit #Selfie #AltAfterDark #AltText #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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The second swimsuit I'm giving away.
Please forgive the kinda lousy quality; I snapped all these in the bedroom mirror, using my phone, in meh lighting, like right before guests showed up.
#AlicePics #Swimsuit #Selfie #AltAfterDark #AltText #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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Here's the first of the swimsuits that I'm giving away.
#AlicePics #Swimsuit #Selfie #AltAfterDark #AltText #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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Out of the pack triple-pick of Bunker Hill laminated 40mm padlocks.
Thoughts? These locks are worth the ~$1 each I spent on them, but not much more than that. The "4-pin cylinders" that "prevent picking" is a pretty laughable statement. I spent about 30 seconds each, which isn't bad for never having touched this brand of lock before. Worse pick-feel than Master locks, squishy cores that rattle a lot.
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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@SEALocksport see you soon.
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For those who know something about locks, here's a Primus picked to operating position. :gay_alice_shades:
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The lock that won me free drinks at the bar.
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Corbin Russwin Assa Abloy, picked.
Obligatory Johnny Five reference 😋
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Corbin Russwin LFIC high-security lock, picked to control.
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Tetco lever lock, picked with homemade lever lockpicks.
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ABUS Euro-cylinder
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Locked Out
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Went to the local queer nude spa this evening with my girlfriend and had a lovely time—including several compliments on my outfit from some girls & enbies in the changing room 🥰
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My girlfriend and I went to the park and 32 love locks followed us home. Now to sacrifice them to our polycule... bwahahaha!
Thanks again to @deviantollam at #RedTeamTools for the great gear; I used a few of your tools on this outing.
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Dinner plans? Eh, I'm kinda tied up tonight 🤷🏼♀️
#AlicePics #Suggestive #Underwear #Ropework #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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"Curiouser and curiouser" said Alice, as they followed the white rabbit deeper into Wonderland.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #Suggestive #WhiteRabbit #Lingerie #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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My partner and I went out love lock hunting recently. We baked in the sun, but came back with 13 lucky couples.
While I was decoding a distinctive-looking combo lock, an older guy came walking across the street to us and said "Hey! what the hell are you doing to my lock?" I told him "I'm opening it, but I can lock it back up when I'm done, if you'd like". We ended up having a conversation about lockpicking, laws regarding love locks, and why it's important to get marine-safe locks if you're deploying it in a place near salt water (or other adverse conditions). I popped the lock while we were talking, and showed him how I did it.
It's the 4th from the left, with the yellow side panel 😋
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It's a nice day for some white netting 🤘
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #NSFW #GoneMild #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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These panties always make me think of Leeloo.
Alt-text courtesy of @pockets 💕
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #NSFW #Undies #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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With today's additions, there are 128 photos in my Risky gallery now! Which means I'll probably go through and trim it back down to my top 100 pics soon.
If you have opinions on which are the best and/or worst, leave 'em in the thread here.