#alicepics — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #alicepics, aggregated by home.social.
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This is one of the first spicy photos of myself I ever shared publicly. I had found myself in a chat with a group of Furries, and they started sharing risqué pics, so I decided YOLO and snapped a quick photo to join the fun.
Little did I know it would be the start of me becoming a sexworker, sexwork activist...and "furry-adjacent" BunnyAlice 😋
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Omg, I've discovered how I'm going to take over the world—with ugly apple pie 🤤
It's so f'in good!
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Start your day off well.
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Since Fedi was so good with the tags.pub fiasco, would Fedi like some #BunnyAlice as a treat?
#AlicePics #Suggestive #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Fedi has been good, so Fedi can have a little ass as a treat 💕
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Fedi was good today, so Fedi can have some boobs as a treat.
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Hanging out with my girlfriend, making locksport challenge boxes for the upcoming conference next week 😁
6 padlocked doors, 6 prize-filled compartments.
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Impish schoolgirl fit.
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Two goose families, out for a day of nibbling together.
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Okay, last dick pic for a bit.
#AlicePics #Suggestive #StrapOn #SexToys #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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My poll about strap-ons seemed to get Fedi going, so I thought I'd try posting a different kind of pole this time 😉
#AlicePics #Suggestive #SexToys #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Speaking of inspiration for my poll about strap-ons.
#AlicePics #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText #SexToys #Suggestive
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I haven't figured out how to set a new combo on this antique lock yet, but at least it was easy to decode 😋
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I had to make a tool out of spare bits to pick this ancient disc-tumbler lock!
Yes, I tried the vibrator first, but it wasn't having any of it.
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Found this awesome Sargent solid brass 4-lever pancake push-key lock at the vintage hardware store.
Probably dates to circa 1895-1910.
Fun fact: the shackle spring is so strong that it holds some of the levers in place when you set them, hence I only had to poke it a couple times to set them all and pop it.
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This was one of the most amazing things I saw at the Seattle Asian Art Museum recently—this cube of intricately cut metal, lit from within, that turned the whole room into an artistic interplay of darkness and light. Casting all the visitors into the installation; shadows on the walls.
Artist: Anila Quayyum Agha, a Pakistani/American artist
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.
(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)
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@lowqualityfacts here's the third. I almost gave up, but decided to keep trying with the remaining bits of the first noodle.
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It's true!
In (low quality) fact, a single uncooked spaghetti noodle is good for up to three locks!
@lowqualityfacts https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116310533771748568
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Just got my new care package from #RedTeamTools!
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These fishnets leave marks that make me feel like a thicc ham.
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49 more love locks yesterday!
Which means over 500 in my collection now!
Which means over half way to the goal!
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InB4 "Why do you steal love locks?"
1. The city considers them graffiti and abandoned property.
2. They cause damage to structures.
3. They rust away and become a hazard.
4. The city destroys them.
5. They're my friends, and I love them.
6. They're all going into a big museum art installation as a celebration of love and locksport.
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#LearnLockpickingWithAlice lesson 11 (part two): DIY padlock shims!
Who wants to spend a $5 on fancy padlock shims, when you can make shitty ones for the price of a soda can (and maybe a finger or two)?
Today, I'm going to teach y'all how to turn a soda can into like 6 disposable padlock shims.
⚠️ Soda cans are razor sharp on the cut edges, please be careful; your fingers will thank you 🫶
1. To start, get yourself an empty can of soda, beer, energy drink, etc.
2. Using some scissors you don't care about, cut the top and bottom off along the bevel. You should now have a tube that is open at both ends.
3. Cut the tube down one side and flatten it out into a rectangle, then cut it into 2.5" x 1" strips.
4. Take a strip and (with a marker) divide it into a 4x4 grid.
5. Then cut an "M" shape out of the bottom half of the 2.5" x 1" rectangle.
6. Fold the top ¼ of the rectangle down.
7. Fold the legs of the "M" up and over the top on each side.
8. Shape the shim around a lock shackle.
9. Shim something.
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Here are two prototypes for the "Kid Sister" aka "Brat" set.
The first image is one of the "Little Jigglers¹". The big pile is all the tiny locks it opened within a few seconds, and the small pile is the ones it didn't. The 2nd little jiggler in the set will have a different bitting and probably be about 0.5mm taller, because the locks the first one didn't work on were the ones with slightly bigger keyways, and some of the TSA007 locks.
The second image is the "Petite Hooker¹" and turning tool. Both slender enough to work in almost any small lock, but still capable of opening anything a full-sized pick can.
The final designs will have cute cutouts in the handles to make them lighter, easier to grip, and to guide new pickers as to where to hold them.
¹ I don't know if I can bring myself to name them like this, but I thought Fedi would get a laugh out of it.
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Goth club fit check for tomorrow night's dancing.
Edit: I think #4 is my pick.
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My lock collection as of 2026-03-11, 462 locks!
My arbitrary categories:
- 218 padlocks
- 44 cylinder locks
- 44 combination locks
- 43 vintage locks
- 41 tiny locks
- 37 heart locks
- 19 high-security locks
- 11 oversized locks
- 3 puzzlebox locks
- 2 handcuff locksThat puts me about ⅓ of the way to my goal of 1000 love-locks for my museum installation (some of them are bike locks and other non-love-locks).
I've picked all but about 5 of them (most hundreds of times).
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I found a sweet AC⚡DC cropped tee on clearance today!
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You've heard of vibe-coding...
(cue the punnuendo replies)