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6T: 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 season 1 episode 12, February 18, 1950: In the year 1877 Dr. Reginald Dole attempts to measure the depth of the fissures created by the impact that formed Dole crater by lowering a phonograph cylinder to record sound echoes. He discovers he has inadvertently recorded voices speaking in an unknown language. Professor Mikaela takes Dr. Dole to an underground prison where thirty Watchers are still bound in chains that once held over two hundred of them. They are imprisoned until the Elohim who still possess them against their will depart to the Pleroma. Foremost among them, says Mikaela, is Shamyaza, who despises that name and insists on being called Ouza. Mikaela says, “Our beloved Ouza is who we want back. But we’re very patient. It’s been forty centuries now, and so many of your followers have already been swayed. But Shamyaza, I know you and your inner circle were always the stubborn ones.” Dr. Dole, proud evangelist of all things rational, departs Havilah with all haste and never returns.
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6S: 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 season 1 episode 11, February 11, 1950: God bumps into Adamu and Hava in the garden and asks, “Why are you two wearing clothes?” Adamu shrugs and says, “Because we were naked.” “Who told you that?” Adamu and Hava have no answer. God accuses them of eating the forbidden fruit. Adamu says, “Hava put the fruit in with a bunch of other fruit and I ate it. It wasn’t my fault! Besides, you’re the one who made this thing and gave it to me. I didn’t even ask for a partner, let alone a broken one!” Hava’s defense is more methodical. “You said it was poison. Snake said it was brain food. So I ran human trials and used Adamu as a control group to rule out sex-based differences. It turns out the fruit really is brain food, just as Snake claimed. Now I admit the error bars are pretty large, but that’s how statistics work with small sample sizes.” God tells Adamu, “You eat whatever is put in front of your face, but now you're going to work for a living. And you, Hava, you won't be running things anymore.”
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6R: 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 season 1 episode 10, February 4, 1950: God said, “Grant unto me one of the high kindred of Kemen, even one of a venturous spirit.” And the Red Dragon answered, “And what purpose wilt thou make of such a one?” And God said, “I will set apart a people unto myself upon the Earth, yet I shall not speak unto them from day to day as thou hast done among thine own in Kemen. But once in each year will I make a visible sign unto a single priest, whether it be for a blessing or for a curse.” Thus was the covenant attested between God and Azul to assay mankind. And after much time it came to pass, when Lailah smote the Red Dragon and brought him low, the still-living head of the avatar of Azul said, “Take now thy son, thine only son Yishak, whom thou lovest, and send him to Canaan, there to become the high priest of El Elyon.” And Lailah was struck to the heart, and sought succor in the countenance of Uriel, who also grieved for his son, but the covenant was fixed from of old, and he could do nothing.
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6Q: 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 season 1 episode 9, November 26, 1949: Havilah’s annual barn dance descends into chaos when Ariel arrives. Her body naturally radiates airborne molecules that light up the reward centers of beasts...and men. A flashback reveals the truth behind the notched sticks Jacob placed to segregate the animals. Ariel didn't just calm the ringstraked and speckled cattle, her aura left Laban and his shepherds too euphoric to notice she was subtly stacking the deck in Jacob’s favor. The marked sticks were merely a visual aid labeling the breeding lines so Jacob and Ariel could selectively pair them. In 1874 Ariel’s pheromones caused the town council to follow her around like lovesick puppies. Dumah silently watched the absurd parade and blew cigar smoke to disperse Ariel’s localized pheromone cloud, breaking the spell. Dumah, completely immune to the effect, silently herded the dazed politicians back into the town hall using a marked wooden stick, mocking the Torah scribes’ misunderstanding of genetics.
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6P: 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 season 1 episode 8, November 19, 1949: In an 1873 lecture Professor Vretiel framed the Mount Carmel incident as a theatrical collision that spiraled into debacle. Vretiel insisted Jezebel was not wicked, but rather a glamorous celebrity in the mold of Sarah Bernhardt, whose grand festivals devoted to Asherah were drawing frenzied crowds throughout the Levant. Elisha, adopting the fiery persona of “Elijah,” challenged her priests to what was intended as a dramatic public contest of divine favor. Uriel handled the spectacle itself, employing his gifts to instantaneously consume Elijah’s water-soaked altar in a pillar of flame. The display spurred the crowd into a furore of Yahwist zeal that transformed into a riot, making an end to Jezebel’s priests, musicians, and attendants alike. Elisha, horrified by the carnage his demonstration had unleashed, withdrew into seclusion. Gabriela meanwhile orchestrated a sweeping historic revision, recasting the once-beloved Jezebel as a monstrous corrupter.
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