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Funny comment I saw on Reddit this morning:
"people give the placebo effect a lot of shit, but it's scientifically proven to work"
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@GiftArticles NGL, this feels unoriginal, derivative of Stan Lee.
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Oh I get it! All these tariffs are POTUS47's sneaky way to combat global warming. By increasing prices on basically everything and crashing the US economy, he's going to decrease US consumption, leading to an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions. Very sneaky pulling off this green initiative, POTUS47, all the while gaining office from voters that don't even believe in global warming.
/sarcasm
#POTUS47 #GlobalWarming #USEconomy #ScottHumor #ScottPolitics
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At the dinner table/stand up meeting: So, child, I see you still have 3 open tickets from yesterday. Any progress to report?
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I'm wondering how much a family license to Jira costs so I can automate hounding my wife and kids with reminders to do things.
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We saw a lot footballs today! Amazing gridirons! Congratulations to the <winning team>. They will be celebrating the big win in <city of winning team>. Go sports!
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Headline today: "66 million-year-old fossilised vomit discovered in Denmark"
My dog: I call dibs.
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If Italians wanted Americans to pronounce prosciutto correctly, they wouldn't have spelled it like that.
Follow for more helpful language tips.
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CW: USPol Orange POTUS
If anyone tries saying "Gulf of America" to me, I'll just play dumb and pretend like I don't know what they are talking about.
"What are you talking about? There's no Gulf of America. Are you talking about a body of water that is south of Florida? Ah, you must be thinking of... the Caribbean Sea."
This will provide minutes of entertainment, no doubt.
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Can I commit felonies and get the judge to just give me no jail time, no fines, and no community service? There's lots of crimes I want to commit free of any repercussions.
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CW: USpol, The Orange Idiot
To the folks that voted for Turnip because he would be the one who would stop the US from being involved in foreign wars... Any thoughts on his plans to annex Canada, Panama Canal, and Greenland?
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@mmiasma At the time, I knew I could come up with a clever response to this message, but it eluded me. Finally hit me nearly 3 months later.
"As you wheel your bins out, spare a thought and a prayer for those of us who still rely on the days of the week to know when to show up to work and when not to." 😃
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I'm getting random "sexy lady" avatar followers with links to their "private 18+" today from mastodon.world. Looks like they are trying a new tactic to stay under the radar by only following 10 to 15 from each account. No doubt that requires a lot of accounts, so must mean they've fully automated account creation.
I reported them to the host moderator. Hopefully this will get nipped soon.
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@GottaLaff "It's like [Trump is] going on Zionist overdrive," [Hassan Abdel Salam, the co-founder of the Abandon Harris campaign] said. "We were always extremely skeptical ... Obviously we're still waiting to see where the administration will go, but it does look like our community has been played."
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It’s going to be very windy in Nebraska and Iowa for the next 12 hours. Video from @rustywx
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It looks like Central Iowa is going to get the first big snowfall of the season starting now through the next couple of days.
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[...]
Fri: Sunny, with a high near 28.
Fri Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 17.
Sat: Partly sunny, with a high near 27.
Sat Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 11.
Sun: Mostly sunny, with a high near 23.3/3
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Tue: Increasing clouds, high near 42. Calm wind becoming S-SW 5 to 7 mph in afternoon.
Tue Night: Mostly cloudy, low around 30. South wind 3 to 6 mph.
Wed: Slight chance of rain & snow before noon, then a slight chance of rain. Partly sunny, high near 41. Chance precipitation is 20%.
Wed Night: Mostly cloudy, low around 22.
Thanksgiving Day: Mostly sunny, high near 32.
Thur Night: Partly cloudy, low around 17.2/3
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The NOAA/National Weather Service forecast for Des Moines, IA for the week:
Mon: Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming sunny, with temp falling to around 34 by 5pm. Breezy, with a NW wind 11 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 26 mph.
Mon Night: Clear, with low around 22. NW wind 5 to 9 mph becoming light west after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 21 mph.1/3
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It’s going to be a warm day here in Central Iowa. Per the weather app on my phone, it’s already 80 F right now at 9:30 AM, the forecast high is 91 F, and we won’t see 80 F again until 11 PM. Dew point is 70 F. Relative humidity is 71%.
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@BakerRL75 From National Weather Service, Des Moines, Iowa, for June 15, 2024.
Severe Storms Possible Later Today
Most likely area for severe storms over western half of Iowa, eastern edge of Nebraska, northwest corner of Missouri
Timing: today, 3pm to 11 pm.
Primary threats: damaging wind, large hail
Secondary threats: a tornado or two possible, heavy rain#IAwx #IowaWeather #NEwx #NebraskaWeather #MOwx #MissouriWeather
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National Weather Service Sioux Falls SD
908 PM CDT Mon May 20 2024...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 930 PM CDT
FOR NORTHEASTERN CHEROKEE AND NORTHWESTERN BUENA VISTA COUNTIES...At 907 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over Larrabee, or 8
miles north of Cherokee, moving east at 15 mph.HAZARD...Golf ball size hail and 60 mph wind gusts.
For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a
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Severe Weather Statement
National Weather Service Des Moines IA
918 PM CDT Sun May 19 2024...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 945 PM CDT
FOR WESTERN UNION...EASTERN ADAMS...NORTHWESTERN RINGGOLD AND
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I was just reading an article about running Windows 11 on an older, "unsupported" device. One thing the author mentions is availability of BIOS patches.
Reading that, I realized that even if the computer is still extremely useful with unofficial Win 11, and even if the manufacturer has been security patching the BIOS up until today, I'm certain that those patches will stop on the day Win 10 reaches end-of-life, if not sooner.
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Employer: please take the annual employee survey. It will only take you 10 minutes.
Survey provider: before you can take the survey, you must review and accept the 2,300 word (12,000 character) Terms of Use and the 6,500 word (36,000 character) Privacy Notice.
#OfficeWorkerGripes #TermsOfAbuse #ScottHumor #EmployeeSurvey
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PSA: those of us in the Northern Hemisphere are entering the coldest months of the year. Do you have warm winter clothing & boots you/your kids have outgrown? No longer your style?
Now is the time to donate it! Not 4 months from now when the need has passed. Please consider giving your closets a quick scan to gather these items today.
Boosts appreciated!
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Amazing how a demonstrably bad idea can still pull in massive funding.
SpaceX's orbiting data center is one such idea. Space isn't "cold", it's a vacuum, the same thing that makes high-performance insulated tumblers work so well. In orbit, shedding heat will be a bigger problem than any faced on earth, such as supplying electricity.
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I realize that there are reasons that Mastodon doesn't allow #QuoteTooting the way that Twitter has #QuoteTweeting.
That said, even after 9 months of using Mastodon almost exclusively, I still catch myself trying to quote toot something only to remember that (essentially) I can't.