home.social

#scotthumor — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #scotthumor, aggregated by home.social.

fetched live
  1. Ad for Great Courses: “How Jesus Became God”

    Me: self-help guides have become ambitious.

    #ScottHumor

  2. Ad for Great Courses: “How Jesus Became God”

    Me: self-help guides have become ambitious.

    #ScottHumor

  3. Ad for Great Courses: “How Jesus Became God”

    Me: self-help guides have become ambitious.

    #ScottHumor

  4. Ad for Great Courses: “How Jesus Became God”

    Me: self-help guides have become ambitious.

    #ScottHumor

  5. We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.

    #ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame #EndStageCapitalism #AltText

  6. We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.

    #ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame #EndStageCapitalism #AltText

  7. We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.

    #ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame #EndStageCapitalism #AltText

  8. We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.

    #ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame #EndStageCapitalism #AltText

  9. You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?

    Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh

    Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.

    The all new iPhone 18.

    #ScottHumor

  10. You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?

    Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh

    Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.

    The all new iPhone 18.

    #ScottHumor

  11. You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?

    Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh

    Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.

    The all new iPhone 18.

    #ScottHumor

  12. You know how Seth Rogan only has that one laugh?

    Uh huhuhuhuhhhhh

    Imagine being able to have that as your ringtone? Neat, right? Well now you no longer have to imagine it.

    The all new iPhone 18.

    #ScottHumor

  13. “What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”

    *steps into police call box*

    #ScottHumor #NerdHumor

  14. “What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”

    *steps into police call box*

    #ScottHumor #NerdHumor

  15. “What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”

    *steps into police call box*

    #ScottHumor #NerdHumor

  16. “What do you mean, there’s no Constantinople? What about New Amsterdam!? Wait, what year is this? Oh dear!”

    *steps into police call box*

    #ScottHumor #NerdHumor

  17. Who is Broccoli Rob? What did he do to earn such notoriety amongst TV chefs?

    #ScottHumor

  18. Who is Broccoli Rob? What did he do to earn such notoriety amongst TV chefs?

    #ScottHumor

  19. Who is Broccoli Rob? What did he do to earn such notoriety amongst TV chefs?

    #ScottHumor

  20. Who is Broccoli Rob? What did he do to earn such notoriety amongst TV chefs?

    #ScottHumor

  21. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  22. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  23. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  24. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  25. @brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms.

    ... I took the poison and now I'm dying.

    You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order?

    #ScottHumor

  26. @brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms.

    ... I took the poison and now I'm dying.

    You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order?

    #ScottHumor

  27. @brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms.

    ... I took the poison and now I'm dying.

    You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order?

    #ScottHumor

  28. @brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms.

    ... I took the poison and now I'm dying.

    You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order?

    #ScottHumor

  29. I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  30. I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  31. I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  32. I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  33. Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  34. Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  35. Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  36. Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.

    #OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

  37. On the one hand, LLMs are planet-destroying bullshit machines, gaslighting our sense of reality by spewing an endless supply of hallucinations.

    On the other hand, they can provide a brief yet overwhelmingly mild sense of satisfaction when you convince them to do something silly.

    #LLMs #DonnieTurnip #GoogleGemini #LargeLanguageModels #ScottHumor

  38. On the one hand, LLMs are planet-destroying bullshit machines, gaslighting our sense of reality by spewing an endless supply of hallucinations.

    On the other hand, they can provide a brief yet overwhelmingly mild sense of satisfaction when you convince them to do something silly.

    #LLMs #DonnieTurnip #GoogleGemini #LargeLanguageModels #ScottHumor

  39. On the one hand, LLMs are planet-destroying bullshit machines, gaslighting our sense of reality by spewing an endless supply of hallucinations.

    On the other hand, they can provide a brief yet overwhelmingly mild sense of satisfaction when you convince them to do something silly.

    #LLMs #DonnieTurnip #GoogleGemini #LargeLanguageModels #ScottHumor

  40. On the one hand, LLMs are planet-destroying bullshit machines, gaslighting our sense of reality by spewing an endless supply of hallucinations.

    On the other hand, they can provide a brief yet overwhelmingly mild sense of satisfaction when you convince them to do something silly.

    #LLMs #DonnieTurnip #GoogleGemini #LargeLanguageModels #ScottHumor

  41. My random thought of the day: do folks who do #perineum #sunning have a plan for getting those hard-to-see areas checked for suspicious moles?

    On a related note, are there any #SitcomWriters on Fediverse? I’ve got a great idea for you.

    #ScottHumor #ScottThoughts #PerineumSunning

  42. My random thought of the day: do folks who do #perineum #sunning have a plan for getting those hard-to-see areas checked for suspicious moles?

    On a related note, are there any #SitcomWriters on Fediverse? I’ve got a great idea for you.

    #ScottHumor #ScottThoughts #PerineumSunning

  43. My random thought of the day: do folks who do #perineum #sunning have a plan for getting those hard-to-see areas checked for suspicious moles?

    On a related note, are there any #SitcomWriters on Fediverse? I’ve got a great idea for you.

    #ScottHumor #ScottThoughts #PerineumSunning

  44. My random thought of the day: do folks who do #perineum #sunning have a plan for getting those hard-to-see areas checked for suspicious moles?

    On a related note, are there any #SitcomWriters on Fediverse? I’ve got a great idea for you.

    #ScottHumor #ScottThoughts #PerineumSunning

  45. Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?

    #ConfuseAgenticAI #ChatGPT #ScottHumor

  46. Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?

    #ConfuseAgenticAI #ChatGPT #ScottHumor

  47. Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?

    #ConfuseAgenticAI #ChatGPT #ScottHumor

  48. Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?

    #ConfuseAgenticAI #ChatGPT #ScottHumor

  49. Grok add ICE agents arresting the Tesla CEO for deportation

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  50. Grok add ICE agents arresting the Tesla CEO for deportation

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  51. Grok add ICE agents arresting the Tesla CEO for deportation

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  52. Grok add ICE agents arresting the Tesla CEO for deportation

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  53. Grok put the POTUS47 in the photo behind prison bars

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  54. Grok put the POTUS47 in the photo behind prison bars

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  55. Grok put the POTUS47 in the photo behind prison bars

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor

  56. Grok put the POTUS47 in the photo behind prison bars

    .

    in a string bikini

    #ScottHumor