John Mastodon :verified:
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I am *not* extinct!
(10,000-y/o endangered animal, maybe.)
#JohnMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon #JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #JuanMastodon
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@[email protected] @drewharwell
We were hacked! I ordered my minions to fix things and they were able to unhide those profiles right away.
Please let me know, personally, if you see any more profiles that are hidden by Mastodon. (Post the specific links and/or IDs.)
#JohnMastodon #JoanMastodon #JaneMastodon #JuanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon #MastoAdmin #Humor #Humour #Satire
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#JohnMastodon #JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #JuanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon
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If you meet #JohnMastodon on the road, kill him.
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@adampaulmn Rule 1 of Mastodon: You see only what you asked to see plus replies to your posts. (No ads, no “suggested” posts).
You see in your “Home” feed all the posts of all the profiles that you follow and all the posts that they boost. The posts and boosts can be on any server in the Federation.
You’ll also see posts of all hashtags you follow that your server has seen. (That “seen” concept is more complex.)
#JohnMastodon #JoanMastodon #JaneMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon
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@[email protected]
That’s an easy one: Joan, Jane, and I are siblings. (Not all by birth, but all by love.)#JohnMastodon #JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon
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What’s that? Anything I post with hashtag #JohnMastodon will be seen by the entire Fediverse!?!?
Hmm, I always like to start with “Be kind,” but here’s something more specific: “How to Make the World a Better Place”: https://www.nytimes.com/guides/year-of-living-better/how-to-make-the-world-a-better-place
Oh, and regarding the following hashtag: we’re all “bazillionaires,” with worth beyond measure when we collaborate on improving humanity and the human experience.