#youstartedit — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #youstartedit, aggregated by home.social.
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@Ten 2 atoms are walking down a street. One says “damn, I think I lost an electron “. The other says “are you sure?” The first replies “Yep, I’m positive.“ #YouStartedIt :-)
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#WhatHaveWeDone... #IT's #AllYourFault, #Probably... #YouStartedIT...
#IThink #Sooty might "need" a #HotBath; #Maybe a #ScentedCandle or #Something...
🧙:spinning_pinwheel:🤖🐺🤖:spinning_pinwheel:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:loading:🦄:loading:🦹:fediverse:
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Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
and turned its wool to nylon!😉
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@joshcarlosjosh Egyptian pharaohs were usually invisible to sheep but a few were what a ram sees. #dadjoke #youstartedit
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@tallpenguin I have another #riddle!
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
.... You take away their little brooms.
#yourwelcome :) #youstartedit #dadjokes