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  1. @Ten 2 atoms are walking down a street. One says “damn, I think I lost an electron “. The other says “are you sure?” The first replies “Yep, I’m positive.“ #YouStartedIt :-)

  2. #WhatHaveWeDone... #IT's #AllYourFault, #Probably... #YouStartedIT...

    #IThink #Sooty might "need" a #HotBath; #Maybe a #ScentedCandle or #Something...

    🧙:spinning_pinwheel:​🤖🐺🤖:spinning_pinwheel:​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:loading:​🦄:loading:​🦹:fediverse:

  3. @davep

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She tied it to a pylon,
    10,000 volts went up it's arse,
    and turned its wool to nylon!

    😉

    #YouStartedIT

  4. @joshcarlosjosh Egyptian pharaohs were usually invisible to sheep but a few were what a ram sees. #dadjoke #youstartedit

  5. @tallpenguin I have another #riddle!

    How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

    .... You take away their little brooms.
    #yourwelcome :) #youstartedit #dadjokes