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QUESTION: What's the difference between a writer and a large pizza?
I don't know, what's the difference?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
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QUESTION: What's the difference between a writer and a large pizza?
I don't know, what's the difference?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar.
"What'll you have?" the bartender asked the rabbit.
"I have no idea," the rabbit replied. "I'm only here because of autocorrect."
What are your thoughts on autocorrect? Love it? Hate it? Somewhere in between?
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar.
"What'll you have?" the bartender asked the rabbit.
"I have no idea," the rabbit replied. "I'm only here because of autocorrect."
What are your thoughts on autocorrect? Love it? Hate it? Somewhere in between?
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QUESTION: How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, how many?
Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to discuss whether the bulb's motivation is believable.
Drumroll please. . .
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QUESTION: How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, how many?
Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to discuss whether the bulb's motivation is believable.
Drumroll please. . .
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It’s a little known fact that Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne had a smaller brother called AAA Milne