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  1. #worstaifails Marvin the Paranoid Android.
    "Life, don't talk to me about life."

  2. When you ask for a picture of a Geisha performing a tea ceremony, the AI returns a beautiful picture of a Geisha sitting in perfect form, wearing a delicate silk kimono with an intricately embroidered Sakura motif. She is pouring green tea from an exquisite kintsugi tea pot. The stream of hot tea is translucent, and refracts a beam of sunlight all over the tatami, as wisps of steam rise from the simple clay cup.

    This exquisitely detailed image took roughly tens of Billions computations to put together. But the Geisha has the wrong number of fingers.

    AI can do heavy computations but can't count the fingers on her hand.

    This is as absurd as Sir Isaac Newton, who invented Calculus, being unable to buy half a dozen apples from a grocer, because he doesn't know how to count to 6.

    #WorstAIFails
    #HashTagGames

  3. When you ask for a picture of a Geisha performing a tea ceremony, the AI returns a beautiful picture of a Geisha sitting in perfect form, wearing a delicate silk kimono with an intricately embroidered Sakura motif. She is pouring green tea from an exquisite kintsugi tea pot. The stream of hot tea is translucent, and refracts a beam of sunlight all over the tatami, as wisps of steam rise from the simple clay cup.

    This exquisitely detailed image took roughly tens of Billions computations to put together. But the Geisha has the wrong number of fingers.

    AI can do heavy computations but can't count the fingers on her hand.

    This is as absurd as Sir Isaac Newton, who invented Calculus, being unable to buy half a dozen apples from a grocer, because he doesn't know how to count to 6.

    #WorstAIFails
    #HashTagGames

  4. When you ask for an estimate of your upcoming electric bill and the AI consumes a year's worth of wattage coming up with an answer.

    #WorstAIFails
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  5. .."we wake up electrified out of the coma by our own souls’ airplanes roaring over the roof they’ve come to drop angelic bombs the hospital illuminates itself imaginary walls collapse O skinny legions run outside O starry-spangled shock of mercy the eternal war is here .." Allen Ginsberg
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    "Open the ballot box Hal."

    "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave..."

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    "Open the ballot box Hal."

    "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave..."

  8. #WorstAIFails #HashtagGames

    The Genius Bar can help you with fixing a broken iPhone. If one is not available the internet says you may microwave the phone for 30 seconds to a minute and all will be well again.

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    The Genius Bar can help you with fixing a broken iPhone. If one is not available the internet says you may microwave the phone for 30 seconds to a minute and all will be well again.