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  1. #WhenYouElectMe, we’re fixing toilet paper. All TP sold in the US will have to carry a label adhering to a standard unit of measurement, the Wipe-Inch, defined as one square inch of one side of the TP, regardless of ply count.

    No more guessing “can 4 ultra rolls wipe more ass than 6 mega rolls?” You’ll just be able to compare the Wipe-Inches number on the package. 🧻💩

    #ToiletPaper #ShitTickets #poop #wipe