#vol61issue20 — Public Fediverse posts

What Are We Doing After Graduation?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-are-we-doing-after-graduation/

Mark Rodney

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mark-rodney-2/

Marissa Green and Henry Right

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/marissa-green-and-henry-right/

We Want You To Fuck Here

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/we-want-you-to-fuck-here/

National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/national-park-service-begins-offering-annual-body-dumping-pass/

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

Everyone In 200-Member Media Softball League Unemployed

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/everyone-in-200-member-media-softball-league-unemployed/

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

Jack Harper And Patrick Clarke

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jack-harper-and-patrick-clarke/

Full Of Character Actors

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/full-of-character-actors/

Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-mugs-amazon-warehouse-worker-at-gunpoint/

Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/disgusted-god-puts-giant-overturned-glass-atop-humanity/

George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-finally-finishes-writing-sequel-to-erin-brockovich/

Dumbest Friend Just Bought 20 Chickens

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dumbest-friend-just-bought-20-chickens/

Andrea Fusco And Glenn Demers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/andrea-fusco-and-glenn-demers/

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/

Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stepchild-asked-to-take-family-picture/

Space For The Whole Family

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/space-for-the-whole-family/

Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/

Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meryl-streep-makes-breakfast-in-jiminy-glick-suit/

Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-rushed-to-walter-reed-to-watch-breast-exam/

The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-summer-box-office-preview/

Geneva Open Introduces Ice Courts

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/geneva-open-introduces-ice-courts/

You Sure You’re In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That’s Going On?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/you-sure-youre-in-the-mood-for-another-wes-anderson-film-with-everything-thats-going-on/

Spacious End-Unit

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/spacious-end-unit/

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/scientists-studying-man-who-let-snakes-bite-him-over-200-times/

What To Know About The MAHA Movement

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-maha-movement/

Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

Any Deport In A Storm

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/any-deport-in-a-storm/

Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/michael-strahan-surpasses-diane-sawyer-as-good-morning-americas-all-time-sack-leader/

Luke Platt

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/luke-platt/

New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-indiana-law-requires-all-porn-viewers-to-register-as-sex-offenders/

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gavin-newsom-sits-down-for-podcast-with-serial-killer-who-targets-homeless/

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/texas-bans-being-different-around-children/