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  1. Ah yes, the pinnacle of 21st-century journalism: a riveting tale of pneumatic tubes 🏙️! Because nothing screams cutting-edge #technology like a system that peaked in the 1960s 📦. But wait, first, pay homage to our digital overlords by setting your user agent 🚀.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumati #pneumatictubes #journalism #nostalgia #digitaloverlords #useragent #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Ah yes, the pinnacle of 21st-century journalism: a riveting tale of pneumatic tubes 🏙️! Because nothing screams cutting-edge #technology like a system that peaked in the 1960s 📦. But wait, first, pay homage to our digital overlords by setting your user agent 🚀.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumati #pneumatictubes #journalism #nostalgia #digitaloverlords #useragent #HackerNews #ngated

  3. SEO трафик на сайте есть, а заявок нет. Я полез в серверные логи и посмотрел, кто на самом деле «ходит» на сайт

    У сайта рос органический трафик, позиции были в порядке, а заявок всё равно не хватало. Клиент задал простой вопрос: «Если людей стало больше, где заявки?» Я полез не только в Метрику, но и в access.log — и там уже начался отдельный зоопарк: Googlebot, YandexBot, GPTBot, Ahrefs, Semrush, MJ12bot, DataForSEO и Chrome, который вёл себя совсем не как человек. В статье покажу, как отличать визиты от серверных запросов, проверять настоящего Googlebot, разбирать crawler'ов и решать, кого вообще стоит пускать на коммерческий сайт через robots.txt .

    habr.com/ru/articles/1070350/

    #SEO #техническое_SEO #серверные_логи #accesslog #robotstxt #Googlebot #YandexBot #вебкраулеры #роботный_трафик #UserAgent

  4. 🐛 Oh, how thrilling! A profound guide on keeping crickets as pets, featuring the exhilarating art of setting a user agent and respecting robot policies 🤖. Because who wouldn't want a symphony of #chirps while navigating the labyrinthine corridors of Wikimedia's most riveting policies? 🦗✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crickets #cricketpets #useragent #robotics #Wikimedia #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🐛 Oh, how thrilling! A profound guide on keeping crickets as pets, featuring the exhilarating art of setting a user agent and respecting robot policies 🤖. Because who wouldn't want a symphony of #chirps while navigating the labyrinthine corridors of Wikimedia's most riveting policies? 🦗✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crickets #cricketpets #useragent #robotics #Wikimedia #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Ah, the gripping saga of beaming URLs and #useragent #tantrums 🤖🚫—because who needs an actual article when you can have a thrilling encounter with a robot policy instead? 📜🙄 Next time, maybe just send a postcard. 🏖️📬
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_o #beamingURLs #robotpolicy #mailingpostcards #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Ah, the gripping saga of beaming URLs and #useragent #tantrums 🤖🚫—because who needs an actual article when you can have a thrilling encounter with a robot policy instead? 📜🙄 Next time, maybe just send a postcard. 🏖️📬
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_o #beamingURLs #robotpolicy #mailingpostcards #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  8. 🎨 Oh, #Azulejo, the masterpiece of #web etiquette! Apparently, all it takes to access the holy grail of content is understanding an obscure error message and jumping through hoops of links as if we're in the Olympics of User-Agent gymnastics. 🏆 Who knew respecting robot policies could be this exhilarating? 🚀
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azulejo #Etiquette #UserAgent #ErrorMessages #RobotPolicies #Olympiad #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🎨 Oh, #Azulejo, the masterpiece of #web etiquette! Apparently, all it takes to access the holy grail of content is understanding an obscure error message and jumping through hoops of links as if we're in the Olympics of User-Agent gymnastics. 🏆 Who knew respecting robot policies could be this exhilarating? 🚀
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azulejo #Etiquette #UserAgent #ErrorMessages #RobotPolicies #Olympiad #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge business model" like a bizarre amalgamation of links and directives that would make even HAL 9000 short-circuit 🤖. Why explain the intricacies of a cooperative empire when you can simply tell readers to "set a useragent" – because that's what everyone came here for, right? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrago #cuttingedgebusinessmodel #HAL9000 #useragent #cooperativeempire #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Ah yes, the classic digital whack-a-mole 🕵️‍♂️: desperately trying to block #bots with the precision of a toddler wielding a fly swatter. Because if there's one thing bots respect, it's a simple #UserAgent string—surely this will stop the relentless tide of Python-armed automatons 🤖.
    nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/202 #digitalwhackamole #Python #automation #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  13. Ah yes, the classic digital whack-a-mole 🕵️‍♂️: desperately trying to block #bots with the precision of a toddler wielding a fly swatter. Because if there's one thing bots respect, it's a simple #UserAgent string—surely this will stop the relentless tide of Python-armed automatons 🤖.
    nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/202 #digitalwhackamole #Python #automation #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🤖 Ah, the thrilling saga of the German Peasants' War, where the real battle was against Wikipedia's robot policy! Because nothing screams "historical conflict" quite like setting a user agent and navigating a labyrinthine link to #phabricator. 🥳🌾
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_P #GermanPeasantsWar #WikipediaRobotPolicy #HistoricalConflict #UserAgent #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🤖 Ah, the thrilling saga of the German Peasants' War, where the real battle was against Wikipedia's robot policy! Because nothing screams "historical conflict" quite like setting a user agent and navigating a labyrinthine link to #phabricator. 🥳🌾
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_P #GermanPeasantsWar #WikipediaRobotPolicy #HistoricalConflict #UserAgent #HackerNews #ngated

  16. 🦄✨ Ah, the elusive Star Axis! It seems the real cosmic journey here is setting a user agent 🐢 and navigating the labyrinth of robot policies. Who knew #stargazing required a PhD in Wikipedia bureaucracy? 🚀🔍
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Axis #StarAxis #UserAgent #RobotPolicies #WikipediaBureaucracy #CosmicJourney #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🦄✨ Ah, the elusive Star Axis! It seems the real cosmic journey here is setting a user agent 🐢 and navigating the labyrinth of robot policies. Who knew #stargazing required a PhD in Wikipedia bureaucracy? 🚀🔍
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Axis #StarAxis #UserAgent #RobotPolicies #WikipediaBureaucracy #CosmicJourney #HackerNews #ngated

  18. So, you stumbled upon a riveting #Wikipedia entry about Andon systems... only to be slapped in the face with a user-agent demand and a stern lecture on robot #policies 🤖🚫. It's like being invited to a party and then told to wait outside unless you bring your own snacks and a signed permission slip. 🛑🎉
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andon_(m #AndonSystems #UserAgent #RobotsRights #PartyAnalogy #HackerNews #ngated

  19. So, you stumbled upon a riveting #Wikipedia entry about Andon systems... only to be slapped in the face with a user-agent demand and a stern lecture on robot #policies 🤖🚫. It's like being invited to a party and then told to wait outside unless you bring your own snacks and a signed permission slip. 🛑🎉
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andon_(m #AndonSystems #UserAgent #RobotsRights #PartyAnalogy #HackerNews #ngated

  20. 🍿 Oh, the irony! An article about "BLISS" that's more like a robot rebellion manifesto, complete with demands for #useragent #respect. Apparently, finding happiness now involves spelunking through URLs and deciphering #Phabricator tickets. 🤖✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLISS #BLISS #robotrebellion #irony #HackerNews #ngated

  21. 🍿 Oh, the irony! An article about "BLISS" that's more like a robot rebellion manifesto, complete with demands for #useragent #respect. Apparently, finding happiness now involves spelunking through URLs and deciphering #Phabricator tickets. 🤖✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLISS #BLISS #robotrebellion #irony #HackerNews #ngated

  22. FYI: The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #UserAgent #AI #WebCrawling #DigitalMarketing

  23. FYI: The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #UserAgent #AI #WebCrawling #DigitalMarketing

  24. ICYMI: The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #WebCrawling #UserAgent #DigitalMarketing #AICrawlers

  25. ICYMI: The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #WebCrawling #UserAgent #DigitalMarketing #AICrawlers

  26. The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #WebDevelopment #UserAgent #DigitalMarketing #AI

  27. The user agent strings every SEO and site owner needs right now: A technical reference for GPTBot, OAI-SearchBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, and Bingbot - the exact user agent strings shaping how AI crawls the web in 2026. ppc.land/the-user-agent-string #SEO #WebDevelopment #UserAgent #DigitalMarketing #AI

  28. Ah yes, the "Underarm Bowling Incident of 1981"—because nothing screams #sportsmanship like rolling a ball underhand like you're playing a game of backyard bocce 🤡🎳. Meanwhile, in the labyrinth of links, they remind you to set a user agent like a good little robot 🤖📜. Truly, the riveting #drama of sports history meets the thrill of... HTTP headers? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm #UnderarmBowling #Incident1981 #HTTPHeaders #UserAgent #HackerNews #ngated

  29. Ah yes, the "Underarm Bowling Incident of 1981"—because nothing screams #sportsmanship like rolling a ball underhand like you're playing a game of backyard bocce 🤡🎳. Meanwhile, in the labyrinth of links, they remind you to set a user agent like a good little robot 🤖📜. Truly, the riveting #drama of sports history meets the thrill of... HTTP headers? 🙄
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm #UnderarmBowling #Incident1981 #HTTPHeaders #UserAgent #HackerNews #ngated

  30. 🚫😂 Oh, the irony! The guy who *helped create* #Wikipedia can't edit it anymore because he didn't read the manual. Maybe next time, Larry, don't forget to set your #useragent. 🤖📚
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lar #Irony #Mistake #LarrySanger #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  31. 🚫😂 Oh, the irony! The guy who *helped create* #Wikipedia can't edit it anymore because he didn't read the manual. Maybe next time, Larry, don't forget to set your #useragent. 🤖📚
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lar #Irony #Mistake #LarrySanger #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  32. Ah, the thrilling world of PID controllers! 🌟 Who knew that setting a user agent was the secret to understanding this arcane sorcery? Clearly, the real #magic lies in navigating obscure wiki pages and deciphering #Phabricator tickets. 🧙‍♂️✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PID_cont #PIDcontrollers #UserAgent #WikiWisdom #TechSorcery #HackerNews #ngated

  33. Ah, the thrilling world of PID controllers! 🌟 Who knew that setting a user agent was the secret to understanding this arcane sorcery? Clearly, the real #magic lies in navigating obscure wiki pages and deciphering #Phabricator tickets. 🧙‍♂️✨
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PID_cont #PIDcontrollers #UserAgent #WikiWisdom #TechSorcery #HackerNews #ngated

  34. 🤡 Ah, the #nostalgia of reliving the 90s with Cloudflare's demand for a "better" user-agent, because who doesn’t love a modern web obstacle course? Congrats on turning #WebGL into a fingerprinting playground—next up, #CAPTCHA that asks for your favorite smells! 🕵️‍♂️🔍
    hacktivis.me/articles/cloudfla #Cloudflare #useragent #HackerNews #ngated

  35. 🤡 Ah, the #nostalgia of reliving the 90s with Cloudflare's demand for a "better" user-agent, because who doesn’t love a modern web obstacle course? Congrats on turning #WebGL into a fingerprinting playground—next up, #CAPTCHA that asks for your favorite smells! 🕵️‍♂️🔍
    hacktivis.me/articles/cloudfla #Cloudflare #useragent #HackerNews #ngated

  36. @GNUmatic Buchung 1 ging ohne Probleme, bei Buchung 2 hat die Bahn mich, trotz Login und vorausgegangenen Fahrkartenkauf aufgrund des bekannten Problems geblockt. 💩 Was für ein Saftladen #DB #Bahn #Linux #UserAgent #SecurityCircus

  37. @GNUmatic Buchung 1 ging ohne Probleme, bei Buchung 2 hat die Bahn mich, trotz Login und vorausgegangenen Fahrkartenkauf aufgrund des bekannten Problems geblockt. 💩 Was für ein Saftladen #DB #Bahn #Linux #UserAgent #SecurityCircus

  38. So, with Google announcing "Search is going full-AI, we won't be sending traffic to the original sites any more", someone else pointed out that this eradication of the traditional search-engine compact - we let you crawl our sites to create your index, and you send visitors to our sites when relevant - means that we can, and should, block all of Google's crawlers now. If they're going to just take, take, take and give nothing back, why let them access your content at all?

    But this is cute. Besides the fact that Google documents that some of their crawlers ignore robots.txt, there's this bit of fun. On this page (developers.google.com/crawling), they link to "the Google list of user agents" (developers.google.com/crawling).

    However, that links to 3 separate pages of them, and *each of those pages explicitly states that is not comprehensive, but only the ones they commonly get questions about*. And of course, none of the "User-triggered fetchers" obey robots.txt, along with some others.

    So Google isn't even reporting the full list of user-agents that can be used to stop their crawling.

    That is some bullshit.

    #Google #crawler #RobotsTxt #UserAgent #bullshit #antisocial #web #search #WebSearch #LLM #AI

  39. So, with Google announcing "Search is going full-AI, we won't be sending traffic to the original sites any more", someone else pointed out that this eradication of the traditional search-engine compact - we let you crawl our sites to create your index, and you send visitors to our sites when relevant - means that we can, and should, block all of Google's crawlers now. If they're going to just take, take, take and give nothing back, why let them access your content at all?

    But this is cute. Besides the fact that Google documents that some of their crawlers ignore robots.txt, there's this bit of fun. On this page (developers.google.com/crawling), they link to "the Google list of user agents" (developers.google.com/crawling).

    However, that links to 3 separate pages of them, and *each of those pages explicitly states that is not comprehensive, but only the ones they commonly get questions about*. And of course, none of the "User-triggered fetchers" obey robots.txt, along with some others.

    So Google isn't even reporting the full list of user-agents that can be used to stop their crawling.

    That is some bullshit.

    #Google #crawler #RobotsTxt #UserAgent #bullshit #antisocial #web #search #WebSearch #LLM #AI

  40. 🙄 Oh, the joys of browsing a "high-entropy" article where you need a PhD in user-agent etiquette just to read about alloys! 🔓🤖 Spoiler: It's like being told to #RSVP before you crash a party you never wanted to attend. 🥳📜
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-ent #highentropy #useragent #alloys #techhumor #browserissues #HackerNews #ngated

  41. 🙄 Oh, the joys of browsing a "high-entropy" article where you need a PhD in user-agent etiquette just to read about alloys! 🔓🤖 Spoiler: It's like being told to #RSVP before you crash a party you never wanted to attend. 🥳📜
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-ent #highentropy #useragent #alloys #techhumor #browserissues #HackerNews #ngated

  42. When you have to fake your User-Agent because Zeit.de blocks Firefox with "CrawlerDetected" via some dumb script they found on Github.

    Of course this is all just their desperate attempt at reducing traffic from slop-bots that leads to real users being blocked too.

    Hope someone reads the logs sometimes, but I doubt it.

    #Enshittification #Slop #DieZeit #UserAgent

  43. When you have to fake your User-Agent because Zeit.de blocks Firefox with "CrawlerDetected" via some dumb script they found on Github.

    Of course this is all just their desperate attempt at reducing traffic from slop-bots that leads to real users being blocked too.

    Hope someone reads the logs sometimes, but I doubt it.

    #Enshittification #Slop #DieZeit #UserAgent

  44. Even in the era where all major desktop environments are going Wayland-only, web browsers will ensure we never get rid of X11's traumatic memory, huh? 🫠 bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.

    Par for the course for the ecosystem where everybody pretends to be everybody because the web is a never-ending collection of hacks…

    #UserAgent #X11 #Xorg #Firefox #browsers #Wayland

  45. Even in the era where all major desktop environments are going Wayland-only, web browsers will ensure we never get rid of X11's traumatic memory, huh? 🫠 bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.

    Par for the course for the ecosystem where everybody pretends to be everybody because the web is a never-ending collection of hacks…

    #UserAgent #X11 #Xorg #Firefox #browsers #Wayland

  46. Oh, joy! Another digital scavenger hunt where the treasure is... more links! 🗺️🔗 And don't forget to genuflect before the almighty User Agent and Robot Policy gods. 🤖📜 Because nothing screams "user-friendly" like a 404 adventure, right? 🚫💥
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordouan #digitalscavengerhunt #useragent #robotpolicy #404adventure #techhumor #webnavigation #HackerNews #ngated

  47. Oh, joy! Another digital scavenger hunt where the treasure is... more links! 🗺️🔗 And don't forget to genuflect before the almighty User Agent and Robot Policy gods. 🤖📜 Because nothing screams "user-friendly" like a 404 adventure, right? 🚫💥
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordouan #digitalscavengerhunt #useragent #robotpolicy #404adventure #techhumor #webnavigation #HackerNews #ngated

  48. Oh, look! Another masterpiece of digital etiquette: "respect our robot policy," because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like an updated list of rules for imaginary friends 🤖📜. And don't forget to set your user agent, because that's totally something we all do before breakfast 🍳.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HEALPix #digitaletiquette #robotpolicy #techhumor #useragent #imagination #HackerNews #ngated

  49. Oh, look! Another masterpiece of digital etiquette: "respect our robot policy," because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like an updated list of rules for imaginary friends 🤖📜. And don't forget to set your user agent, because that's totally something we all do before breakfast 🍳.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HEALPix #digitaletiquette #robotpolicy #techhumor #useragent #imagination #HackerNews #ngated

  50. Oh, look! Another riveting exposé on the world-changing Paraloid B-72 🤔. Just remember to set your #useragent and pay homage to the almighty robot policy 🤖, because clearly that's where the real action is. 😂 #Priorities
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraloid #ParaloidB72 #RobotPolicy #Expose #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated