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RE: https://mastodon.social/@tiffanycli/115934196605491997

#TooTrue

- Now that we bombed Iran I think I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
- What if they don't give it to you?
- I'll bomb Norway.
#trump #Iran #nobelPrize #tooTrue

#uspoli #usa #tootrue

@PatrickoftheG ………… ouch! #tootrue

I am quoting a quote of a quote of a quote, because I miss reading Dave Barry. (I also miss reading about his Emergency Backup Dog Ernest.)

#Honesty in #Humor #Beauty in human #Emotion

Barry also said:
"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes." -Jack Huberman (2007) from the book, "The Quotable Atheist"

#TooTrue #SoTrue #Comedy #Brilliance (2/2)

Fisher-Price Smartphone Toy Teaches Children To Screen All Calls Assuming It’s Debt Collectors #TooTrue https://www.theonion.com/fisher-price-smartphone-toy-teaches-children-to-screen-1850991529

Oof. OOOF. #TooTrue #Me #OOF

Source: Cassandra Comics https://m.tapas.io/episode/2951862

Menopause Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Song for every Queen #music #TooTrue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVFtu-ZmmM

Stolen from a friend because it's so true I can't goddamned stand it. #TooTrue #Elon #ElonMuskIsDwightSchrute

@MissingThePt
Makes sense.
My new life philosophy is Missing The Point.
#tooTrue