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#theperfectwebsitewould allow me to go fishing (as opposed to phishing).
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould be a perfect place for culture and commentary in Houston. Oh wait.. that's us!
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#theperfectwebsitewould be BlackPlanet.com circa 1999/2000.
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If it's a doctor's office's web site, the perfect one would be universally compatible with other doctors' offices so you're not repeatedly filling in the same information if you go to multiple doctors. I wrote this song "Patient Portal" about it.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould make me feel like I want to go there rather than _have to_, begrudgingly.
That would be an amazing start.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould know the answer before you started typing in your question.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould remember there's no place like home. 👠👠
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould Arrest a Republican or Tory politician with the click of a button #GTTO #HashtagGames
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#theperfectwebsitewould
not make you be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. -
not need cookies, tracking pixels, your IP address, zip code, demographics, voting history, or purchases to know you are who you are and there's no need to show you any ads.
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#theperfectwebsitewould
tell you to go read a goddamn book
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not dump half a gig onto my tablet like Ace Hardware does. Honestly. Period.
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find the human sources "AI" are plagiarizing, insert links to give them credit, and pay them royalties. -
#ThePerfectWebsiteWould automatically filter out all the people who are overly focused on canon and continuity discrepancies in Star Trek.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould ensure that I never see any news about Pete Davidson unless I expressly ask for news about Pete Davidson. In triplicate.
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If my bank account drops below $_____, start a gofundme page and just make up an emergency.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould prevent those 2am (drunk) on-line orders.
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould …
Be an exclusive time machine that wouldn’t track me unless I chose to have it do so. #HashtagGames -
Load only by IP like a racehorse...
With no domain name.
#ThePerfectWebsiteWould
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#ThePerfectWebsiteWould have lots of animated gifs, like Strongbad taught us 20 years ago.
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Reach out and smack people who don't know the difference between "sell" and "sale".
