#thekardinal — Public Fediverse posts

Let me remind you of the inevitable question:
Which sort of pop(e)corn do you prefer:
Sweet as the Baby Jesus
Or
Salty as Lot’s wife after she turned round anyway
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The Kardinal
Definitely not a demon who's masquerading as cardinal to infiltrate the catholic church.

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #Popcorn #confession #Beichtstuhl

Help!

The Kardinal
Definitely not a demon who's masquerading as cardinal to infiltrate the catholic church.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Ablasshandel #saleofindulgences

Better shaved than Jesus.

the Kardinal
Definetly not a demon who's masquarading to infiltrate the catholic church.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #church #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Who's the shameless one?!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #CatholicChurch #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Knock, knock! Is something there?

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #HieronymusBosch #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Hehehe

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Easterfire #Osterfeuer #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Shut up, Jesus!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Easter #Ostern #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Epic Hangover.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Easter #Ostern #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

What a night!

#KätToon #theKardinal #Party #HieronymusBosch #definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

The. Best. Guidebook. Through. Hell.

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #DivinaCommedia #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

A nap can be so refreshing.

#KätToon #theKardinal #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Nap time

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

#Lent has inspired some monks to be creative.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch #Fastenzeit #Satire #fastingtime

Unholy shit!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Ablasshandel #indulgencetrade #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I wish you a coitus filled whatever.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #ValentinesDay #Valentinstag #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

It's also nice to bump into people you know unexpectedly.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

#KätToon #TheKardinal

If this topic touches you in any way: you’re not alone, and support is available.

Germany:
Hilfe-Portal
https://www.hilfe-portal-missbrauch.de/startseite

For adult survivors:
ASCA
https://www.ascasupport.org/

Europe-wide:
Missing Children Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_Children_Europe

If you know trusted resources for other countries, you’re welcome to add them in the comments.

The manifold uses of #incense.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Weihrauch Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

So... There really isn't any valid reason other than that.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #CatholicChurch #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I'm better shaved than Jesus.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #CatholicChurch #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Enjoy your meal, cannibals.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #transubstantiation #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Have a happy new year, my dear little sinners!

Sin as much as you can and only stop when the Catholic Church excommunicates you.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I always ask you whether you prefer your pop(e)corn sweet like baby Jesus or salty like Lot's wife after she turned around and was turned into a pillar of salt.
What do you like?

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #Confession #Beichte #Satire #Beichtstuhl #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Muhahaha

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch #Christmas #Weihnachten

Shameless?!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I'm so fucking fabulous!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I'm the pope whisperer.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Pope #Satire #manipulation #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Have fun punishing children, dear Krampus!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #childhoodfriends #StNicholas #Nikolaus #Satire #Krampus #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

I'm damn fucking right!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Confession #Satire #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

Even I have my limits.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I only read it for the article. Of corpse. 😉

#KätToon #TheKardinal
#Satire #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

You can find inspiration everywhere!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

But I'm so fucking right.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Confession #Beichte #sins #Sünden #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

love to see old friends.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Exorzismus #Satire #exorcism #Friendship #Freundschaft #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

I was aware that the #saleofindulgences was profitable, but that...

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Ablasshandel #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

A nap can be refreshing, too.

#KätToon #theKardinal #satire #confession #Beichtstuhl #Beichte #Definitelynotademonwhosmasqueradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

L666L

#KätToon #theKardinal #confession #Satire #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

What's your favourite flavour of popecorn?
Sweet like baby Jesus or salty like Lot's wife?

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #popcorn #popecorn #Beichte #confession #Beichtstuhl #Definitelynotademonwhosmasqueradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch

You can find #inspiration everywhere!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Confession #Beichte #Beichtstuhl #Satire #CatholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

What's your favourite flavour?
sweet like baby Jesus
or
salty like Lot's wife after she turned around anyway

POPEcorn is delicious as God's redemption!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Beichte #confession #Satire #Popcorn #badpuns #SchlechteWortwitze #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

It's always nice when you meet friends unexpectedly.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #friends #Friendship #Satire #Freundschaft #Dämon #demon #Exorzismus #exorcism #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

WTF!

#KätToon #Ablasshandel #TheKardinal #catholicChurch #sellingofindulgences #Indulgencetrade #Ablass #Indulgences #Satire #katholischeKirche
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

WTF!

#KätToon #Ablasshandel #TheKardinal #catholicChurch #sellingofindulgences #Indulgencetrade #Ablass #Indulgences #Satire #katholischeKirche
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

WTF!

#KätToon #Ablasshandel #TheKardinal #catholicChurch #sellingofindulgences #Indulgencetrade #Ablass #Indulgences #Satire #katholischeKirche
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

WTF!

#KätToon #Ablasshandel #TheKardinal #catholicChurch #sellingofindulgences #Indulgencetrade #Ablass #Indulgences #Satire #katholischeKirche
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Of corpse I wouldn't compare myself to Jesus.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #CatholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

At least the drinks after the meeting were good.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #CatholicChurch #Satire #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Really nothing found?!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #HieronymusBosch #Satire #lobotomy #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

It doesn't get any more personal than that.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #ValentinesDay #Valentinstag #valentinecard #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

I know how to keep myself busy.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Confession #Beichstuhl #Beichte #Satire #CatholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch