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  1. this spacex ipo analysis is brutal! 😳

    youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI

    it seems like you really have to be in the cult of musk to go for it...

    why does it feel like everything in the economy and in politics and in tech is driven by cult-like behavior? real "emperor has no clothes on" hours. this is one reason why i prefer living with nature: nature is honest. nature isn't trying to sell you anything or pitch you on anything.

    #stonks #spacex #economy

  2. this spacex ipo analysis is brutal! 😳

    youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI

    it seems like you really have to be in the cult of musk to go for it...

    why does it feel like everything in the economy and in politics and in tech is driven by cult-like behavior? real "emperor has no clothes on" hours. this is one reason why i prefer living with nature: nature is honest. nature isn't trying to sell you anything or pitch you on anything.

    #stonks #spacex #economy

  3. @rgou @muito_pelo @Bruiserzinha me ocorreu também que se financiar e não pagar o financiamento, começa a se pagar IMEDIATAMENTE

    #stonks

  4. @rgou @muito_pelo @Bruiserzinha me ocorreu também que se financiar e não pagar o financiamento, começa a se pagar IMEDIATAMENTE

    #stonks

  5. As gas continues to spiral ever upward, I'm thinking of investing in Heely's futures. #economy #investing #stonks

  6. Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle:

    "There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees."

    "I could run that business from my house" is a pure tell for a certain type of slop-brained AI-cultist CEO who wants to have an employee count of zero and "AI agents" who run things and make money for him (and it's always a "him") while he nudges values back and forth from his mansion by the beach.

    So he's either playing the part perfectly, _or_ a disaster in motion.

    #ceo #GameStop #economy #stonks #eBay

  7. Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle:

    "There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees."

    "I could run that business from my house" is a pure tell for a certain type of slop-brained AI-cultist CEO who wants to have an employee count of zero and "AI agents" who run things and make money for him (and it's always a "him") while he nudges values back and forth from his mansion by the beach.

    So he's either playing the part perfectly, _or_ a disaster in motion.

    #ceo #GameStop #economy #stonks #eBay

  8. #Gamestop buying #eBay?

    youtube.com/watch?v=JGEUktkyAJQ

    Na'h, eBay is going fine.

    It's not a matter of buying Gamestop for $2600M, it's about waiting until they crash into the ground to buy them for $260M.

    Gamestop is not going to die, but is going to shrink more and more until they become irrelevant. That means closing stores, selling other shit, and else.

    #Videogames #Gaming #Games #Finances #Stocks #Stonks

  9. #Gamestop buying #eBay?

    youtube.com/watch?v=JGEUktkyAJQ

    Na'h, eBay is going fine.

    It's not a matter of buying Gamestop for $2600M, it's about waiting until they crash into the ground to buy them for $260M.

    Gamestop is not going to die, but is going to shrink more and more until they become irrelevant. That means closing stores, selling other shit, and else.

    #Videogames #Gaming #Games #Finances #Stocks #Stonks

  10. Kinda neat.

    Idly watching oil prices off to the side, and stonks in the background because of earnings and rates and such

    Feds announce no rate change, traders clearly 100% expecting it, no reaction

    Powell announces he'll stay as a governor after his term as chair is over, jump across all indicies

    Is this traders going "oh thank fuck, the shitstain doesn't get to fill a seat with another fool"? Or just coincidence?

    I dunno either, but it was kinda neat.

    #markets #stonks

  11. Kinda neat.

    Idly watching oil prices off to the side, and stonks in the background because of earnings and rates and such

    Feds announce no rate change, traders clearly 100% expecting it, no reaction

    Powell announces he'll stay as a governor after his term as chair is over, jump across all indicies

    Is this traders going "oh thank fuck, the shitstain doesn't get to fill a seat with another fool"? Or just coincidence?

    I dunno either, but it was kinda neat.

    #markets #stonks

  12. I wonder how much regime-authorized insider trading is going to happen before the closing bell today for Amabezos, Alphagoogle, Zuckermeta, and Microslop.

    #stonks #stockmarket #insidertrading

  13. I wonder how much regime-authorized insider trading is going to happen before the closing bell today for Amabezos, Alphagoogle, Zuckermeta, and Microslop.

    #stonks #stockmarket #insidertrading

  14. Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock

    STOCK! GET IT!?

    in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!

    #economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans

  15. Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock

    STOCK! GET IT!?

    in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!

    #economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans

  16. Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.

    Market's still open but... it has not worked out.

    #stonks #stocks #djia

  17. Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.

    Market's still open but... it has not worked out.

    #stonks #stocks #djia

  18. Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.

    Market's still open but... it has not worked out.

    #stonks #stocks #djia

  19. Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.

    Market's still open but... it has not worked out.

    #stonks #stocks #djia

  20. @samlitzinger
    The Onion (or course) hits it square on the head with this one:

    “Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel”

    theonion.com/markets-surge-aft

    At this point it’s pretty clear that the “masters of the universe” are in on the grift.

    #Trump #Stonks #StockMarket

  21. RE: flipboard.com/@ctvnews/busines

    Are ‘business leaders’ really that gullible? All Trump did was pause his deadline until after trading on Friday. Or does reality even matter when the only metric of success in modern business is ‘line go up’?

    #Trump #IsraelUSWar #Stonks

  22. The goal was never “ai”. The goal was never to make employees lives easier. The goal was never to make the products better. The goal always was to have an excuse to lay off as many people as they possibly can.

    Doesn’t matter if it actually worked, just mattered if it looked like it could ….
    #ai #capitalism #engineering #business #stonks

  23. The goal was never “ai”. The goal was never to make employees lives easier. The goal was never to make the products better. The goal always was to have an excuse to lay off as many people as they possibly can.

    Doesn’t matter if it actually worked, just mattered if it looked like it could ….
    #ai #capitalism #engineering #business #stonks

  24. Introducing the Jimmothy Business Group: you can’t spell Human Resources without AI!
    #stonks #buiznass #capitalism

  25. Introducing the Jimmothy Business Group: you can’t spell Human Resources without AI!
    #stonks #buiznass #capitalism

  26. “This is OUR SuperBowl!!” - Any executive who doesn’t know anything about their services the manage
    #capitalism #stonks

  27. “This is OUR SuperBowl!!” - Any executive who doesn’t know anything about their services the manage
    #capitalism #stonks

  28. [P] It's kinda fun watching the AI bubble burst in real-time, just look at those stocks crashing like a stone. By early 2027, we'll be seeing abandoned datacentre ghost towns, stripped for all their hardware so those companies can try to recoup some money. The "dream" is already over, and the only survivors will be smaller, far more efficient, open source LLMs.

    #ai #bubble #stonks #itsworsethanthathesdeadjimdeadjimdeadjim

  29. So, someone told me that he was "divesting" from northamerican companies and moving to gold and bonds, before euros and yuan.

    His reason? «Once the #AIBubble explodes, the dollar is going to plummet harder than a stone»

    Not a finance guy, but is this true?

    #Financing #Finance #Investment #Invest #Investments #Market #Stocks #StockMarket #Stonks #AI