#stonks — Public Fediverse posts
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Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle:
"There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees."
"I could run that business from my house" is a pure tell for a certain type of slop-brained AI-cultist CEO who wants to have an employee count of zero and "AI agents" who run things and make money for him (and it's always a "him") while he nudges values back and forth from his mansion by the beach.
So he's either playing the part perfectly, _or_ a disaster in motion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEUktkyAJQ
Na'h, eBay is going fine.
It's not a matter of buying Gamestop for $2600M, it's about waiting until they crash into the ground to buy them for $260M.
Gamestop is not going to die, but is going to shrink more and more until they become irrelevant. That means closing stores, selling other shit, and else.
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Kinda neat.
Idly watching oil prices off to the side, and stonks in the background because of earnings and rates and such
Feds announce no rate change, traders clearly 100% expecting it, no reaction
Powell announces he'll stay as a governor after his term as chair is over, jump across all indicies
Is this traders going "oh thank fuck, the shitstain doesn't get to fill a seat with another fool"? Or just coincidence?
I dunno either, but it was kinda neat.
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I wonder how much regime-authorized insider trading is going to happen before the closing bell today for Amabezos, Alphagoogle, Zuckermeta, and Microslop.
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Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock
STOCK! GET IT!?
in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!
#economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans
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Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.
Market's still open but... it has not worked out.
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/business-hbgr2piuz/-/a-qHQNMY9yTiqMGMJxHYf3aQ%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0
Are ‘business leaders’ really that gullible? All Trump did was pause his deadline until after trading on Friday. Or does reality even matter when the only metric of success in modern business is ‘line go up’?
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anyone got some GameStop stock they wanna sell to me #ToTheMoon #DiamondHands #Stonks #OhFuck
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anyone got some GameStop stock they wanna sell to me #ToTheMoon #DiamondHands #Stonks #OhFuck
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Job security is Sooo overrated …
#stonks #captialism #business #biznass #dev -
The goal was never “ai”. The goal was never to make employees lives easier. The goal was never to make the products better. The goal always was to have an excuse to lay off as many people as they possibly can.
Doesn’t matter if it actually worked, just mattered if it looked like it could ….
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@agatha acho bizarra essa insistência dos estúdios em lançar jogos que dependem de amigos pra funcionar. Acho que a ideia é: "por que convencer uma pessoa a comprar o nosso game se a gente pode fazer essa pessoa convencer 3 outras pessoas a também comprar o game? #stonks"
Será que não viram esse tipo de jogo fracassar o suficiente? -
Introducing the Jimmothy Business Group: you can’t spell Human Resources without AI!
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
https://piefed.social/c/noncredibledefense/p/1827518/back-to-the-sandbox-sandbox-harder
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
https://piefed.social/c/noncredibledefense/p/1827518/back-to-the-sandbox-sandbox-harder
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“Shares almost doubled between Monday and midday on Wednesday, before losing ground in afternoon trading to close 1.2 per cent lower at £4.10, leaving the Cambridge-based company valued at just over £800mn.
#Traders were enthused by social media posts that pointed to a sudden surge in demand for #RaspberryPi’s credit card-sized computers among #AI hobbyists.
The devices offer a low-cost way to run #OpenClaw, the AI tool whose popularity has erupted in recent weeks, culminating in its creator Peter Steinberger being hired by OpenAI last weekend.”
Stonks
#stonks <https://archive.md/zcFXC> / <https://www.ft.com/content/824aa5e3-e86f-4da4-bde9-bb705d6ba20e>
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Australia: “High-profile investor Hyperion Asset Management has dramatically cut its #exposure to #SoftwareStocks as it attempts to stem the bleeding from what it describes as one of the toughest periods in the firm’s 30-year history.
The $15 billion money manager has been among the hardest hit from the recent rout in the #technology sector as #investors around the world dumped #SoftwareFirms, worried that #ArtificialIntelligence will replicate their services at a fraction of the #cost.”
#WhiteCollar / #ZeroHourWork / #AI / #stonks <https://www.afr.com/markets/equity-markets/hyperion-sells-software-stocks-after-tech-rout-smashes-returns-20260218-p5o38x> (paywall) /
<https://archive.md/upBic> -
Idk where to post this info chart I made, can it count as technical discussion even though it's more mainly financial? Hope someone finds it helpful
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“This is OUR SuperBowl!!” - Any executive who doesn’t know anything about their services the manage
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So, someone told me that he was "divesting" from northamerican companies and moving to gold and bonds, before euros and yuan.
His reason? «Once the #AIBubble explodes, the dollar is going to plummet harder than a stone»
Not a finance guy, but is this true?
#Financing #Finance #Investment #Invest #Investments #Market #Stocks #StockMarket #Stonks #AI
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Greedy, but too tired to create value?
Try 30-40 acquisitions.
30-40 acquisitions: an easy shareholder meeting.
Shut down all of their products and lay off the employees.
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As a technologist and futurist, feeling crushing imposter syndrome at not realizing our entire economy was going to rest almost entirely upon the constant increasing cost of graphics cards.
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Jetzt krachts komplett
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Dutch "aandelen" means "shares of stock." Mexican Spanish "ándale" sounds similar and means "hurry up!" It makes me imagine high-frequency traders (HFT) saying "Aandelen, aandelen, ¡arriba, arriba!" like Speedy Gonzales from WB's Looney Tunes.
#Dutch #Spanish #LooneyTunes #SpeedyGonzales #stonks #StockMarket #FalseCognate
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@ledevoir Faque est-ce qu'il faut que j'achète des actions EB Games?
#GameStop #Stonks #DiamondHands #Hodl #WallStreetBets #BayStreetBets ? -
https://www.wacoca.com/games/1124649/ OUR FIRST EVER P2W COMMUNITY EVENT?! ##GAMING #BattleRoyale #BrawlStars #BrawlStarsCommunityEvent #BrawlStarsP2w #CommunityEvent #Game #GameNews #games #GamingNews #GamingTrending #GOTCHA #MakeMoreMoney #MobileBattleRoyale #MobileGame #MobileRPG #MobileStrategyGame #money #MoneyMaker #MoreCoinsPlease #p2w #P2wCommunityEvent #profit #ProfitMargins #QuePasaWey #revenue #roi #skibidi #Stonks #SupercellGame #tariffs #TrendingGames #ゲーミング #ゲーム #ゲーム攻略 #ゲーム最新情報 #ドラゴンクエストV天空の花嫁
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https://www.wacoca.com/games/1124649/ OUR FIRST EVER P2W COMMUNITY EVENT?! ##GAMING #BattleRoyale #BrawlStars #BrawlStarsCommunityEvent #BrawlStarsP2w #CommunityEvent #Game #GameNews #games #GamingNews #GamingTrending #GOTCHA #MakeMoreMoney #MobileBattleRoyale #MobileGame #MobileRPG #MobileStrategyGame #money #MoneyMaker #MoreCoinsPlease #p2w #P2wCommunityEvent #profit #ProfitMargins #QuePasaWey #revenue #roi #skibidi #Stonks #SupercellGame #tariffs #TrendingGames #ゲーミング #ゲーム #ゲーム攻略 #ゲーム最新情報 #ドラゴンクエストV天空の花嫁
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wow such crypto. much profit. very stonks.
#Doge #Memecoins #CryptoHumor #stonks #crypto #hodl -
Successfully reconciled my bank and brokerage statements without getting too depressed about how much I've lost in the past month, even though I had to log in and see my current losses from the past week.
Just a reminder to everyone: this isn't 17-D chess. They're not actually that smart. This is just one demented fool with no guardrails.
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Successfully reconciled my bank and brokerage statements without getting too depressed about how much I've lost in the past month, even though I had to log in and see my current losses from the past week.
Just a reminder to everyone: this isn't 17-D chess. They're not actually that smart. This is just one demented fool with no guardrails.
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Successfully reconciled my bank and brokerage statements without getting too depressed about how much I've lost in the past month, even though I had to log in and see my current losses from the past week.
Just a reminder to everyone: this isn't 17-D chess. They're not actually that smart. This is just one demented fool with no guardrails.
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Successfully reconciled my bank and brokerage statements without getting too depressed about how much I've lost in the past month, even though I had to log in and see my current losses from the past week.
Just a reminder to everyone: this isn't 17-D chess. They're not actually that smart. This is just one demented fool with no guardrails.
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Successfully reconciled my bank and brokerage statements without getting too depressed about how much I've lost in the past month, even though I had to log in and see my current losses from the past week.
Just a reminder to everyone: this isn't 17-D chess. They're not actually that smart. This is just one demented fool with no guardrails.
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PCE prices will show if inflation is already rising from just the talk of tariffs, if so, the markets will hate that too #WeekAhead #Stonks https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar?article=29286&g=top&importance=2&startdate=2025-02-21
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Pack of stickers for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/CimmaronSpirit11 ! :D
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#horse #furry #sfw #stickers #memes #warhammer #stonks #sickos #evilgenius #loss #rickroll
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Pack of stickers for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/CimmaronSpirit11 ! :D
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#horse #furry #sfw #stickers #memes #warhammer #stonks #sickos #evilgenius #loss #rickroll
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@jerry do (diy) index funds of emerging tech to get diversity but also risk management, get another opinion, ask ai with discerning and concerned affect - probably the odd man out esp since it is not real time - that should change eventually. bonds, cds, money mkt funds will not do much for you but could be hedge strategies along with vix. stay away from gamestop #stonks #rip jim simons #quants
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@jerry do (diy) index funds of emerging tech to get diversity but also risk management, get another opinion, ask ai with discerning and concerned affect - probably the odd man out esp since it is not real time - that should change eventually. bonds, cds, money mkt funds will not do much for you but could be hedge strategies along with vix. stay away from gamestop #stonks #rip jim simons #quants
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@jerry do (diy) index funds of emerging tech to get diversity but also risk management, get another opinion, ask ai with discerning and concerned affect - probably the odd man out esp since it is not real time - that should change eventually. bonds, cds, money mkt funds will not do much for you but could be hedge strategies along with vix. stay away from gamestop #stonks #rip jim simons #quants
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@jerry do (diy) index funds of emerging tech to get diversity but also risk management, get another opinion, ask ai with discerning and concerned affect - probably the odd man out esp since it is not real time - that should change eventually. bonds, cds, money mkt funds will not do much for you but could be hedge strategies along with vix. stay away from gamestop #stonks #rip jim simons #quants
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Hear me out - a stock market but all the values are based on how much people find a business's goods and services useful and will pay for them.
