#stonks — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #stonks, aggregated by home.social.
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this spacex ipo analysis is brutal! 😳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI
it seems like you really have to be in the cult of musk to go for it...
why does it feel like everything in the economy and in politics and in tech is driven by cult-like behavior? real "emperor has no clothes on" hours. this is one reason why i prefer living with nature: nature is honest. nature isn't trying to sell you anything or pitch you on anything.
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@rgou @muito_pelo @Bruiserzinha me ocorreu também que se financiar e não pagar o financiamento, começa a se pagar IMEDIATAMENTE
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the "Deal man" from the Dover Museum sure looks familiar #stonks
https://www.dovermuseum.co.uk/Information-Resources/The-Collection/The-Deal-Man.aspx
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Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle:
"There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees."
"I could run that business from my house" is a pure tell for a certain type of slop-brained AI-cultist CEO who wants to have an employee count of zero and "AI agents" who run things and make money for him (and it's always a "him") while he nudges values back and forth from his mansion by the beach.
So he's either playing the part perfectly, _or_ a disaster in motion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEUktkyAJQ
Na'h, eBay is going fine.
It's not a matter of buying Gamestop for $2600M, it's about waiting until they crash into the ground to buy them for $260M.
Gamestop is not going to die, but is going to shrink more and more until they become irrelevant. That means closing stores, selling other shit, and else.
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Kinda neat.
Idly watching oil prices off to the side, and stonks in the background because of earnings and rates and such
Feds announce no rate change, traders clearly 100% expecting it, no reaction
Powell announces he'll stay as a governor after his term as chair is over, jump across all indicies
Is this traders going "oh thank fuck, the shitstain doesn't get to fill a seat with another fool"? Or just coincidence?
I dunno either, but it was kinda neat.
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I wonder how much regime-authorized insider trading is going to happen before the closing bell today for Amabezos, Alphagoogle, Zuckermeta, and Microslop.
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Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock
STOCK! GET IT!?
in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!
#economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans
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Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.
Market's still open but... it has not worked out.
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@samlitzinger
The Onion (or course) hits it square on the head with this one:“Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel”
https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
At this point it’s pretty clear that the “masters of the universe” are in on the grift.
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/business-hbgr2piuz/-/a-qHQNMY9yTiqMGMJxHYf3aQ%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0
Are ‘business leaders’ really that gullible? All Trump did was pause his deadline until after trading on Friday. Or does reality even matter when the only metric of success in modern business is ‘line go up’?
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Job security is Sooo overrated …
#stonks #captialism #business #biznass #dev -
The goal was never “ai”. The goal was never to make employees lives easier. The goal was never to make the products better. The goal always was to have an excuse to lay off as many people as they possibly can.
Doesn’t matter if it actually worked, just mattered if it looked like it could ….
#ai #capitalism #engineering #business #stonks -
Introducing the Jimmothy Business Group: you can’t spell Human Resources without AI!
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Back to the Sandbox: Sandbox Harder
https://piefed.social/c/noncredibledefense/p/1827518/back-to-the-sandbox-sandbox-harder
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Idk where to post this info chart I made, can it count as technical discussion even though it's more mainly financial? Hope someone finds it helpful
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“This is OUR SuperBowl!!” - Any executive who doesn’t know anything about their services the manage
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So, someone told me that he was "divesting" from northamerican companies and moving to gold and bonds, before euros and yuan.
His reason? «Once the #AIBubble explodes, the dollar is going to plummet harder than a stone»
Not a finance guy, but is this true?
#Financing #Finance #Investment #Invest #Investments #Market #Stocks #StockMarket #Stonks #AI
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@dyckron
You’re looking at it wrong; think of the OPPORTUNITY for corporate buyers to come in and snap up supply at bargain prices! Then, once they have achieved a majority stake they can crank up the rents as easy as turning on a faucet! Gotta get in now on the ground floor! -
Greedy, but too tired to create value?
Try 30-40 acquisitions.
30-40 acquisitions: an easy shareholder meeting.
Shut down all of their products and lay off the employees.
You will certainly not regret making 30-40 acquisitions. -
As a technologist and futurist, feeling crushing imposter syndrome at not realizing our entire economy was going to rest almost entirely upon the constant increasing cost of graphics cards.
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