#squirrelspiracy — Public Fediverse posts

Eva tells me that she hates squirrels. If she hates them so much, why does she never catch any of them? Are they really that fast or is something else going on?

I think the #basenji is in a cahoots with the #squirrels. While I don’t know what they’re up to, the #squirrelspiracy is real.

@begamit according to our dog they’ve been framed by ninjas. The ninjas attack the shoes and then the dog bravely, at great personal risk, drives them away. What do we do? Blame the dog. “But, we didn’t see any ninja”, we say. Of course, ninjas are sneaky!! Next we’ll doubt the danger of the #squirrelSpiracy