#spacequokkas — Public Fediverse posts

We #SpaceQuokkas at :RISA: #RISA routinely take trips from our home island Wadjemup (Rottnest Island) to the Quokkasphere around Earth to work on our :Quokkium: Quokkium-powered satellites! :ArmstrongSpace:

If you notice yourself with more moments of happiness over the next few months and years, it's likely our Quokkium satellites beaming the uplifting vibes world's happiest element around the planet! :ArmstrongHappy:

Crikey, I haven’t logged on to here in ages! :GeordieOops:

We #SpaceQuokkas have been very busy upgrading all our satellites floating around the Quokkasphere with alloys of :Quokkium: Quokkium, the world’s happiest element! It makes them approximately 45 times more resistant to Kessler Syndrome and other space junk.

We’ve also upgraded them to help the :CTRL: Cyber Threat Resistance League protect their happiness by helping contain the :Bugs: rogue AI threats from the dark web! :GeordieHappy:

It's quite popular for tourists to take pictures of us #quokkas, so I always add in an extra 15 minutes to my tours for tourists want to take selfies with me or the :ArmstrongSpace: :CatherineSpace: :GeordieSpace: #SpaceQuokkas! (I even bring along some extra hats for them!) :WilsonSelfie:

G’day fellas — it appears I haven’t done an #introduction post! :GeordieOops:

I’m :Geordie: Geordie (they/them), a #chemist #quokka on #RottnestIsland who with fellow #quokkas :Armstrong: @Armstrong and :Catherine: @Catherine discovered the world’s happiest element :Quokkium: #Quokkium! It helped us form the :RISA: #RottnestIslandSpaceAgency (RISA) and become #SpaceQuokkas!! 🚀

Follow me for daily #ChemistryJokes — if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate :GeordieHa: