Saw this awesome T-shirt out in the wild, and *had* to take a picture!
#TShirt #TShirts #Humor #Joke #Jokes #PhysicsJokes #ScienceJokes #ChemistryJokes #MysteryJokes #AuthorJokes #NerdJokes #Funny
#chemistryjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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" Why did the chemist refuse to buy bullets? Because he was afraid of lead poisoning! #ChemistryHumor #PunIntended #NerdJoke #ChemistryJokes #PeriodicTable #ScienceHumor #ChemistLife #FunnyScienceJokes #ChemistryPuns #WittySciencePuns -
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CW: Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
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Two chemists walk into a bar:
The first one asks for H2O,
The second one asks for H2O too.The second one had to go to the hospital! :GeordieOops: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes
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Don't combine 6.022x10^23 piles of dirt into one — you'll make a mountain out of a mole hill! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #Chemist #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #CornyJokes #DadJoke #CornyJoke #Joke #Jokes #ChemistryJoke #ScienceJoke #ScienceJokes #Humor #Humour #Funny
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My advice for oxygen atoms struggling to make friends: come swim in #TheBasin at #RottnestIsland, where it's full of two hydrogen atoms for every oxygen :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Humor #Humour #ScienceJokes #ChemistryJokes
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When you have all kinds of problems, chemists have all kinds of solutions! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #Jokes #ScienceJokes
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#RottnestIsland is just like beryllium, gold, and titanium: simply BeAuT-ifull :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokes #ChemistryJokes
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Sorry if you find my chemistry jokes corny — all the good chemistry jokes argon! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #Jokes
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I had a table that would appear and disappear randomly.
It was a periodic table. :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #Jokes #Humour #Humor #DadJokes
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I broke up with the sodium atom as it was too salty :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #Jokes
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CW: Why did the quokka study chemistry?
It wanted to know the elements of surprise :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes
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CW: What did the chemist say when they found two helium isotopes?
HeHe! :GeordieHa: #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes #NerdJokes #Jokes #Humour
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What did the chemist say when they lost their gold?
Au revoir! :GeordieHa: #Gold #ChemistryJokes #dadjokes
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Me: Did you know that cars produce nitric oxide as they burn fuel
You: NO?
Me: Yeah nitric oxide.
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Oops, all the noble gasses argon :GeordieOops: #Chemist #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #Jokes
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I like nitrates 'cause they're cheaper than day rates :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes
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G’day fellas — it appears I haven’t done an #introduction post! :GeordieOops:
I’m :Geordie: Geordie (they/them), a #chemist #quokka on #RottnestIsland who with fellow #quokkas :Armstrong: @Armstrong and :Catherine: @Catherine discovered the world’s happiest element :Quokkium: #Quokkium! It helped us form the :RISA: #RottnestIslandSpaceAgency (RISA) and become #SpaceQuokkas!! 🚀
Follow me for daily #ChemistryJokes — if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate :GeordieHa:
