#chemistryjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #chemistryjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Mercury (Hg) just wants a little love! But without U, things get a little… hazardous.
Remember, even chemistry teaches us that some elements are better together.🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/a-hug-without-u-is-just-toxic-t-shirt/
#ScienceHumor #ChemistryJokes #PeriodicTable #STEMLife -
Two chemists walk into a bar:
The first one asks for H2O,
The second one asks for H2O too.The second one had to go to the hospital! :GeordieOops: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes
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CW: What did the chemist say when they found two helium isotopes?
HeHe! :GeordieHa: #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes #NerdJokes #Jokes #Humour
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G’day fellas — it appears I haven’t done an #introduction post! :GeordieOops:
I’m :Geordie: Geordie (they/them), a #chemist #quokka on #RottnestIsland who with fellow #quokkas :Armstrong: @Armstrong and :Catherine: @Catherine discovered the world’s happiest element :Quokkium: #Quokkium! It helped us form the :RISA: #RottnestIslandSpaceAgency (RISA) and become #SpaceQuokkas!! 🚀
Follow me for daily #ChemistryJokes — if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate :GeordieHa:
