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  1. There is no dumber #sport that's legal than #slapfighting because you're essentially speed running #braindamage from chronic, repeated head injuries.

    If you know anything about #martialarts then you know they aren't really slaps either. They're wrist strikes most of the time, which can mess you up just as badly as a closed fist.

    You're allowed to dodge in other #combat sports so they aren't AS bad.

    Slap fighting is like tee-ball for fighting, and your face is the ball.

    #writing #humor