#shitmykidsays — Public Fediverse posts
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My kid, looking at me with disdain; "Is that your only clean shirt?"
Me: "No, it's one of my favourite shirts."
Kid, eyeing me warily; "Ok.."
Well, it WAS one of my favourite shirts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They always say to ask a drunk or a kid if you want the truth. If you want brutal honesty, ask an autistic kid. 😂
#neurospicylife #shitmykidsays
#parenting #neveradullmoment
#daddysgirl@powerword I think your genetics are strong with this one! 😂
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My kid: "When am I getting new stuff(supplies) for school this year?"
Me: "About mid-August, I have to wait to get a list from your teacher."
Kid:"Ugh..I hope it isn't all replaced with Halloween stuff by then."
..she's got a point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Dad, what's a centerfold?"
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#jgeilsband #angelinthecenterfold #shitmykidsays -
"Dad, what's a centerfold?"
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#jgeilsband #angelinthecenterfold #shitmykidsays -
"Dad, what's a centerfold?"
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#jgeilsband #angelinthecenterfold #shitmykidsays -
"Dad, what's a centerfold?"
- Shit my kid says
#jgeilsband #angelinthecenterfold #shitmykidsays -
"Dad, what's a centerfold?"
- Shit my kid says
#jgeilsband #angelinthecenterfold #shitmykidsays