#rotties — Public Fediverse posts

#RescueDogsOfMastodon #Rotties #DogRescue

From a friend we used towork with in dog rescue---this is one of seven sweet Rotties all rescued and being cared for.

"🚨 OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM THE BABY-MAKING BUSINESS 🚨
Well folks… after who knows how many years of paying child support in puppy kisses, I’ve officially hung up my uterus. 🎉✂️
I survived the storms.
I found my rescue.
I got my freedom ride.
And now… I got spayed.
No more surprise litters.
No more deadbeat boyfriends.
No more men telling me, “Just one more litter, it’ll be good for us.” 🙄
From here on out, I’m embracing my best life:
🐾 Sleeping in comfy beds.
🐾 Collecting treats instead of puppies.
🐾 Living my “hot girl retirement” era.
🐾 Being spoiled rotten without a single diaper to change.
Turns out getting rescued means more than just leaving the shelter—it means someone cared enough to make sure I’d never be used for breeding again.
My only job now?
To be loved.
To be spoiled.
And to remind everyone that every dog deserves a future that’s about belly rubs… not babies."

#RescueDogsOfMastodon #Rotties #DogRescue

From a friend we used towork with in dog rescue---this is one of seven sweet Rotties all rescued and being cared for.

"🚨 OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM THE BABY-MAKING BUSINESS 🚨
Well folks… after who knows how many years of paying child support in puppy kisses, I’ve officially hung up my uterus. 🎉✂️
I survived the storms.
I found my rescue.
I got my freedom ride.
And now… I got spayed.
No more surprise litters.
No more deadbeat boyfriends.
No more men telling me, “Just one more litter, it’ll be good for us.” 🙄
From here on out, I’m embracing my best life:
🐾 Sleeping in comfy beds.
🐾 Collecting treats instead of puppies.
🐾 Living my “hot girl retirement” era.
🐾 Being spoiled rotten without a single diaper to change.
Turns out getting rescued means more than just leaving the shelter—it means someone cared enough to make sure I’d never be used for breeding again.
My only job now?
To be loved.
To be spoiled.
And to remind everyone that every dog deserves a future that’s about belly rubs… not babies."

#RescueDogsOfMastodon #Rotties #DogRescue

From a friend we used towork with in dog rescue---this is one of seven sweet Rotties all rescued and being cared for.

"🚨 OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM THE BABY-MAKING BUSINESS 🚨
Well folks… after who knows how many years of paying child support in puppy kisses, I’ve officially hung up my uterus. 🎉✂️
I survived the storms.
I found my rescue.
I got my freedom ride.
And now… I got spayed.
No more surprise litters.
No more deadbeat boyfriends.
No more men telling me, “Just one more litter, it’ll be good for us.” 🙄
From here on out, I’m embracing my best life:
🐾 Sleeping in comfy beds.
🐾 Collecting treats instead of puppies.
🐾 Living my “hot girl retirement” era.
🐾 Being spoiled rotten without a single diaper to change.
Turns out getting rescued means more than just leaving the shelter—it means someone cared enough to make sure I’d never be used for breeding again.
My only job now?
To be loved.
To be spoiled.
And to remind everyone that every dog deserves a future that’s about belly rubs… not babies."

#RescueDogsOfMastodon #Rotties #DogRescue

From a friend we used towork with in dog rescue---this is one of seven sweet Rotties all rescued and being cared for.

"🚨 OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM THE BABY-MAKING BUSINESS 🚨
Well folks… after who knows how many years of paying child support in puppy kisses, I’ve officially hung up my uterus. 🎉✂️
I survived the storms.
I found my rescue.
I got my freedom ride.
And now… I got spayed.
No more surprise litters.
No more deadbeat boyfriends.
No more men telling me, “Just one more litter, it’ll be good for us.” 🙄
From here on out, I’m embracing my best life:
🐾 Sleeping in comfy beds.
🐾 Collecting treats instead of puppies.
🐾 Living my “hot girl retirement” era.
🐾 Being spoiled rotten without a single diaper to change.
Turns out getting rescued means more than just leaving the shelter—it means someone cared enough to make sure I’d never be used for breeding again.
My only job now?
To be loved.
To be spoiled.
And to remind everyone that every dog deserves a future that’s about belly rubs… not babies."

#RescueDogsOfMastodon #Rotties #DogRescue

From a friend we used towork with in dog rescue---this is one of seven sweet Rotties all rescued and being cared for.

"🚨 OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM THE BABY-MAKING BUSINESS 🚨
Well folks… after who knows how many years of paying child support in puppy kisses, I’ve officially hung up my uterus. 🎉✂️
I survived the storms.
I found my rescue.
I got my freedom ride.
And now… I got spayed.
No more surprise litters.
No more deadbeat boyfriends.
No more men telling me, “Just one more litter, it’ll be good for us.” 🙄
From here on out, I’m embracing my best life:
🐾 Sleeping in comfy beds.
🐾 Collecting treats instead of puppies.
🐾 Living my “hot girl retirement” era.
🐾 Being spoiled rotten without a single diaper to change.
Turns out getting rescued means more than just leaving the shelter—it means someone cared enough to make sure I’d never be used for breeding again.
My only job now?
To be loved.
To be spoiled.
And to remind everyone that every dog deserves a future that’s about belly rubs… not babies."