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"The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they've been in." — Dennis Potter — — — #DennisPotter #quote #quotes #words #know origin #quip #snarky #humor #humorous

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." — Ogden Nash — — — #OgdenNash #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #own #want #need #humor #humorous

"For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #choice #ultimate #infinite #chocolate #quip #snarky #humor #funny

"There are very few people at the Fringe these days doing Roman-numeral jokes; I is one." — Chris Turner — — — #ChrisTurner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #joke #Roman #numerals #funny #humorous

"Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it’s loaded." —  Robert Heinlein — — — #RobertHeinlein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #brain #education #knowledge #humorous

"It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive." — Nicholas Johnson — — — #NicholasJohnson #quote #quotes #products #need #people #quip #snarky #humor

"The late philosopher Morris R. Cohen of CCNY was asked by a student in the metaphysics course - Professor Cohen, 'How do I know that I exist?' The keen old prof replied, 'And who is asking?'" Saul Bellow — — — #SaulBellow #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #story #existence #philosophy #metaphysics #proof #humor #humorous

"I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am." — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee — — — #StephaniePearlMcPhee #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #funny #hobby #knitting #normal #hoarder #obsession #humor

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers." — Matt Groening — — — #MattGroening #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #lottery #work #humor #humorous #funny #joke